His delivery boy guaranteed to stalk you…

His delivery boy guaranteed to stalk you…

posted on 21 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

Everybody keeps asking for hand-tossed…

 

Photo courtesy of Robert Badger.
Ad found in Seoul Korea subway line.

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Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

Love for women, but not for women’s thighs and hips.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

No onion no cry…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

“Who ordered a large pizza with SAUSAGE?”

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

“Can I get some ranch dressing to dip my crust in? … OH GOD!”

Zeshin
Zeshin
11 years ago

Satisfaction guaranteed. Delivered in around 20 minutes or your money back.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Whose tossing who?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Given that the sign specifically mentions women, do male customers have to place their orders the “Mrs. Pizza” place on the other side of town? 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

*Complete* satisfaction guarenteed with your order! 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Be wary of men who order a “Meat Feast” from this place… 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I suppose that this door is for the Ladies only carriage, then? 🙂

[DDs note: The advertisement appears to have been posted on a set of platform edge doors – Safety barriers that prevent people from falling or jumping onto the tracks.]

alaninjapan
alaninjapan
11 years ago

at 234 inches, scare women, and horses, might be more appropriate

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Don’t worry, Ladies, there’s enough precut pepporini for eeeeeeeverybody…

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

Uh…exactly WHAT kind of cheese is on this thing, again?

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

I’ll take an extra large, hot Italian with everything, a six-pack of beer, a box of condoms, and a pack of cigarettes.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Well, I don’t really like pizza but…olive. (you’ll get it eventually, just read it fast)

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

It’s quite understandable that Mr Pizza, as the new delivery person, would be stalking women, as the kitchen is quite a sausage fest these days…

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Our owner is Mr. Barry Mana-dough

luinfalathiel
luinfalathiel
11 years ago

Mr. Pizza’s original slogan was “Made For Women”. Honestly. Like this is some form of “diet pizza”. The little ribbons they use to tie up the pizza boxes still say “Made For Women”.

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

Seems like a taco place would be more appropriate for that slogan.

jessica
jessica
11 years ago

They have one in Los Angeles too, called Mr. Pizza Factory. It’s very good and it has the same type of Engrish going on. Apparently they support a women activist group in Korea.

Audinac
Audinac
11 years ago

“I think your wife is cheating on you”
“Cheating? No way! All she does is order pizza all day.”

Cie
Cie
11 years ago

The same branch that brought you hot dogs!

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Another delivery after nine months of your first order!

Mebbles
Mebbles
11 years ago

Nothing says “I love you” like a gift of a pizza!

DannyDaWriter
11 years ago

Turns out this wasn’t the only time Mr Pizza was caught loving women:

http://engrishfunny.com/2008/12/10/engrish-who-is-mr-pizza/

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Isn’t it interesting to remember that a 6” is a personal pizza, 9” is a pizza for two and 14” a for an entire family…. FAMILY?!

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

Mr. Pizza attacks women’s hearts!

JTS
JTS
11 years ago

“Yes please, I’ll take one large meat-lovers..”

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

I always get free pizza there!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

this works out great cuz i have a love of pizza

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
10 years ago

Ladies, whatever you do, do not order the salami or the meatballs. trust me.

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