Let’s holiday love…

Let’s holiday love…

posted on 24 Dec 2008 in Stationery

 

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Found at 100 yen shop in Misawa, Japan. 

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Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

They also had:

“Hey biyatch, It’s Hannukah time! Let’s enjoy Hannukah together with Gilligan, the Skipper too, the millionaire and his wife.”

alaninjapan
alaninjapan
11 years ago

what does a wife get a mistress for christmas?

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I like the Christmas reef on the card.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Fo’ Shizzle my Nizzle!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Let’s Presents!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hey, ho! Jingle your jangles with gay apparel!

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

*snaps fingers* Puh-lease, bitch! You ‘da ho!

Lid
Lid
11 years ago

That’s going to be a bugger of an introduction. Ho, meet lover; lover, ho.

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

Just what every man wants for Christmas…..a threesome.

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

Say hey……ho……………now scream……

CamaSon
CamaSon
11 years ago

You should see what they do under the mistletoe.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

From Hallmarks new line of pimp cards.

Horrible License Plates

There you ho again!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

thats gotta be akward….. The family and friends meet the secret lover and a mysterious ho shows up.

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

“Hey Benny, what were you doing with my wife behind the Christmas tree?”
“Nothing, just ho ho ho”

David
David
11 years ago

So is this Christmas ho going to replace Santa indefinitely?

Mebbles
Mebbles
11 years ago

This card is for all da hoes that think Christmas is in July! XD :3

Etan
Etan
11 years ago

…but not necessarily in that order.

Someone205
Someone205
11 years ago

Hey ho, it’s Christmas time!
Hey ho, this is my rime!
Hey ho, when Santa rapped
Hey ho, I thought he snapped!

IanCognito
IanCognito
11 years ago

Ho Ho Ho! Merry XXXmas!

Lauren
11 years ago

Merry Christmas from the Ramones!

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Merry Christmas, Bitch!

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Hey ho, I married Christmas! Homewrecker!

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Don’t forget the companion, the compatriot, and the one night stand!

zanzabar
zanzabar
11 years ago

“hey ho” — that’s how i greet my christmas lover

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Now, you can enjoy Christmas with your wife, AND your mistress!

Maskdt
Maskdt
11 years ago

Now remember, you’re only allowed to celebrate with ONE friend.

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
11 years ago

hmm. should we invite your mistress or my secret lover??

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The friend. Okay, so he’s married with kids, but he also has a lover, a ho, and someone to explore his bi-curiosity with … his Christmas gift should be saltpeter!

Zoot
Zoot
11 years ago

Lauren, thank you! Now I don’t have to spend my time commenting this nice christmas card. You have already written my thought. Hey ho!

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

I feel so violated!!!!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

one really big—and really screwed up semi-family reunion. Sounds like the next episode of Jerry Springer to me

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

Hallmark is trying to appeal to a younger crowd. As if Webkinz weren’t enough…

Justin
11 years ago

He chose to holiday cheer with the friend.

GC
GC
11 years ago

Just the time to introduce the wife to the missus!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Sounds like a holiday episode on Jerry Springer…

Baba Booey
Baba Booey
10 years ago

Have you done a nice boy and girl?

lol
lol
10 years ago

This greeting is so welcoming.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

Somebody call Peter Greenaway!

Hoplophile
Hoplophile
10 years ago

Finally, the all-inclusive, let’s-be-realistic-about-this holiday for everyone!

mmmfloorpie
mmmfloorpie
9 years ago

Nothing better than a Christmas orgy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Just Ho It.

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