Message from a Lawn

Message from a Lawn

posted on 14 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

We’ve been cut too many times…

 

Photo courtesy of Ben Herr.
‘Keep off the grass’ sign found in China.  

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Ah, such a pretty lawn. I can tell this will be a fantastic year for the grass wine!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I am? Well, thank you! I know you’re just a sign, but… are you busy tonight?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

What a shame someone stuck this large piece of concrete here.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Since testing cosmetics on animals is now so unpopular, the vegetable kingdom apparently fears that it might be next.

Risu
Risu
11 years ago

My pretty is a good reason to hurt you.

Galliard
Galliard
11 years ago

…and leave your ‘precious’ out of it, too!

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

i never knew that grass could be so sensitive.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

A plea from the sodded downtrodden…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I’ll hurt you, my pretty, and your little sod, too! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

the lawn is talking Martha!

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
11 years ago

Girl: “My boyfriend told me that grass stains turn him on.”

Sarcastik
Sarcastik
11 years ago

Flattery gets you places.

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

…and your little dog poo!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Don’t hurt me for your pretty….and don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Hit me baby one more time…

David
David
11 years ago

And please don’t lay on me for your sexing!

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Looks can hurt

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

who do i suppose to hurt now?

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

If your pretty is impressed by your hurting of grass, maybe it’s time to trade her in for someone less easily swayed…

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

“Don’t touch me! I’m afraid of hurt!”
https://www.engrish.com/2005/08/dont-touch-me/

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Don’t hurt me for your pretty…. because of monkeys

Repetitious
Repetitious
11 years ago

Nasty tricksy humans always cuts Gollum’s grasses!

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Oh, I’ll get you my pretty. And your little dog, too!

Brett
Brett
11 years ago

Don’t rake me because I’m beautiful.

Etheral
11 years ago

Are you on grass or something? Freaking out like that..

Anony1200
Anony1200
11 years ago

and don’t hurt it for your ugly,either.

Cicily
Cicily
11 years ago

At first I thought this was a head stone. Ha.

BibbyKlr
BibbyKlr
11 years ago

If Im the kind of guy whos gonna hurt you for my pretty, a simple sign is not going to stop me

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

can i maime you for my pretty?

Julian
11 years ago

grass on strike

Janina
Janina
10 years ago

Just love me for your ugly

Cher
Cher
10 years ago

Oops, it should read, “Don’t hate me because I’m pretty.”

CRAPGUY
CRAPGUY
7 years ago

I am pretty , you are gay.

kpa
kpa
7 years ago

I fought the lawn and I WON.

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