Straight from the Christmas Atoll
posted on 22 Dec 2008 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Johanna Riordan.
Found in the US.
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Now comes with free coral decorations!
The water turned green, and my fish died. I want my $9.99 back.
If you lived in a pineapple under the sea, what else would you use?
Perhaps they’ve found the SS Minnow
This has to be from Menard’s. My old boss used to spell stuff like this.
Is this Christmas reef rearry for me? Best Christmas ever!!
Notice on the box that the country of origin: CHINA spelled wreath correctly compared to the US printed store tag.
Deck the Halls with Seasonal Coral, Falalalalalalalala!
Today’s special: anemone mistletoe…
Isn’t that off the coast of Christmas Island?
With their newfound financial success, the Chinese have started outsourcing their own Engrish.
You say there’s no such thing as global warming?
Here’s my proof, a tropical Christmas reef straight from the north pole.
Man, hippies have really gotten lazy with their code words for it. Now they just take off the er as though “The Man” can’t figure it out. I guess it does really affect the brain.
Watch out for the waves!
For higher value try Christmas Reefer
Christmas reef surrounds Easter Island
what kills me is that the correct spelling is 2in. away from the sign! for that reason alone this is hard to forgive.
With joyful ring, all coraling…
(Sorry, I can do better:)
Here we come a-coraling…
Spread the holiday spirit by smoking this Christmas reefer!
So drink your gin-and-tonic-a, smoke your marijuan-ica…
Right next to the Christmas “Ordamints”!
Santa’s a hippie?
Santa spends his winters at Christmas Island now… just got too cold up north
Not even the ocean escapes from christmas spirit.
Finally Nemo has a place to live for the holidays
Found aboard the Nautilus
Now we sing christmas corals! 🙂
Has anyone noticed that wreath is spelled correctly right next to the price tag?
Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘Christmas Free’?
Deck the halls with boughs of coral…
“Troll the ancient Yuletide coral, Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la”
I think Anfernee Hardaway’s mom works here.
” All I want for Christmath ith my two fwont reefs..”
One last hurrah for Ebonics …
Yes, I noticed: The box from China has the word spelled correctly. You have to be American to really spell bad.
a prop used in the spongebob squarepants holiday special
Santa…. all I want for Christmas is reefer!!!
“Christmas in the Tropics!” 😀
“time is for coraling?”