Straight from the Christmas Atoll

Straight from the Christmas Atoll

posted on 22 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Johanna Riordan.
Found in the US. 

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Now comes with free coral decorations!

dangevin
11 years ago

The water turned green, and my fish died. I want my $9.99 back.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

If you lived in a pineapple under the sea, what else would you use?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Perhaps they’ve found the SS Minnow

Steve
Steve
11 years ago

This has to be from Menard’s. My old boss used to spell stuff like this.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Is this Christmas reef rearry for me? Best Christmas ever!!

Chun
Chun
11 years ago

Notice on the box that the country of origin: CHINA spelled wreath correctly compared to the US printed store tag.

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Deck the Halls with Seasonal Coral, Falalalalalalalala!

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Today’s special: anemone mistletoe…

Beady.El
Beady.El
11 years ago

Isn’t that off the coast of Christmas Island?

Rob
Rob
11 years ago

With their newfound financial success, the Chinese have started outsourcing their own Engrish.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

You say there’s no such thing as global warming?
Here’s my proof, a tropical Christmas reef straight from the north pole.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Man, hippies have really gotten lazy with their code words for it. Now they just take off the er as though “The Man” can’t figure it out. I guess it does really affect the brain.

niner
niner
11 years ago

Watch out for the waves!

Otis M
Otis M
11 years ago

For higher value try Christmas Reefer

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

Christmas reef surrounds Easter Island

Deadful
Deadful
11 years ago

what kills me is that the correct spelling is 2in. away from the sign! for that reason alone this is hard to forgive.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

With joyful ring, all coraling…

Classic Steve
11 years ago

(Sorry, I can do better:)

Here we come a-coraling…

zanzabar
zanzabar
11 years ago

Spread the holiday spirit by smoking this Christmas reefer!

Beady.El
Beady.El
11 years ago

So drink your gin-and-tonic-a, smoke your marijuan-ica…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Right next to the Christmas “Ordamints”!

GokhanZan
GokhanZan
11 years ago

Santa’s a hippie?

IanCognito
IanCognito
11 years ago

Santa spends his winters at Christmas Island now… just got too cold up north

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Not even the ocean escapes from christmas spirit.

Cie
Cie
11 years ago

Finally Nemo has a place to live for the holidays

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Found aboard the Nautilus

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Now we sing christmas corals! 🙂

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

Has anyone noticed that wreath is spelled correctly right next to the price tag?

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Are you sure they didn’t mean ‘Christmas Free’?

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
11 years ago

Deck the halls with boughs of coral…

Morraeon
Morraeon
11 years ago

“Troll the ancient Yuletide coral, Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la”

PeteyB
PeteyB
11 years ago

I think Anfernee Hardaway’s mom works here.

Pixiedj
Pixiedj
11 years ago

” All I want for Christmath ith my two fwont reefs..”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

One last hurrah for Ebonics …

Yes, I noticed: The box from China has the word spelled correctly. You have to be American to really spell bad.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

a prop used in the spongebob squarepants holiday special

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

Santa…. all I want for Christmas is reefer!!!

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

“Christmas in the Tropics!” 😀

Nalaiscool
Nalaiscool
9 years ago

“time is for coraling?”

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