The cook has got a lot of balls…

The cook has got a lot of balls…

posted on 1 Dec 2008 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Restaurant sign found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

“Waiter, I found a hair in my wine…”

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Just don’t get the yellow wine…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Why does my Cigar smell funny?

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Customer: Waiter, your balls are showing.

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but that doesn’t seem to be the case here.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Take home a sack!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

How about meat and potatos

madnicky
madnicky
11 years ago

That ain’t no cigar!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Say “hi” to the twins!

dangevin
11 years ago

Serving fresh Fromunda Cheese Balls every day!

dangevin
11 years ago

Finally, a place for wine and cigar nuts!

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

Close but no cigar. Just testicles.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

All nuts served in this establishment have been quality-certified by the Michelin Guide… 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Only *one* cigar? What if all six of us want one? 😮

DieselDragon
11 years ago

As far as wine houses go, this one is simply a load of old balls… 😉

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Nothing like sitting back and relaxing over a good glass of wine, a fine cigar, and a huge helping of lamb fries.

patcap365
patcap365
11 years ago

conveniently located near “The Muff Connection” beauty parlor

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Would you like your drink on the rocks? Or dry?

HorribleLicensePlates
11 years ago

Weiner wine as we call it….

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Rocky Mountain Oyster bar

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hey, Andrew Zimmern! Have we got a hot spot for you!

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

My name is Monica. I’ll be your sommalier tonight.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
11 years ago

Does red or white go with these?

blast1412
11 years ago

At least you know this one was processed “naturally” 😀

Someone5125
Someone5125
11 years ago

“Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”
“Would you like a cigar with your wine?”

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

“Waiter, there’s a fly in my wine!”
“Here, let me unzip that for you?”

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

I know good testes when I see ’em…

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

I’ll be next door at the Fish Taco.

Mark A
Mark A
11 years ago

Please remove your shoes before tasting our “white” wine.

Umbrion
11 years ago

“The place for Shot Callers and Strait Ballers”

Nargnun!
Nargnun!
11 years ago

Um, what exactly is dripping from that G thang?… It”s ‘coming’ down quite quickly!

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

These balls give a kick!

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

We crush the balls with our own legs!!

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Just good eh? Well MINE are Fantastic!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

the best place for Rocky Mountian Oysters!

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

Lewinsky’s comment while Clinton playing with wine and cigar!

tee-hee
11 years ago

Excuse me, waiter?
Is your white wine home made?

j
j
11 years ago

The choices on the menu are so hard to decide…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

hey—put the mouse back in the house

NegroSaki
NegroSaki
11 years ago

This white wine is a bit thick, waiter….

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

We only have the best testies!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

They also do their own brand of tea for those who don’t like alcohol…See http://adult.engrish.com/2009/07/10/honeydew-bubble-tea 😉
(Link PG-16: Not advisable for the workplace!)

Warrior
10 years ago

Engrish Ate My Balls!!!

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
9 years ago

Good testes, for when you get tired of nasty balls.

Pim
Pim
7 years ago

And the ‘G’ is melting.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Testing, testing …

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