This stuff is nasty…

This stuff is nasty…

posted on 26 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

 

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Product found on Chinese/Mongolian border. 

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OtisM
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OtisM

100% Vaginal Whiskey!

Eric G
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Eric G

Perfect for making a Rusty Nail

J-Luke
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J-Luke

They would have been less red if Johnnie took a break from working…

Toiletman
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Toiletman

Johnnie Worker Red Labial – the only socialist revolutionary Scotch I’ve ever encountered

kapow
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kapow

It tastes better than Green Labial. Trust me.

Sparkly Boof
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Sparkly Boof

Warning: Too Much Johnnie Worker Red Labial leads to a throbbing Christmas. Or maybe it’s the other way around?

Sam
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Sam

Someone has an STD?

Sam
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Sam

“Red Labial”? I thought that they were pink!

galliard
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galliard

Brings a whole new meaning to the word “liquor”…

Reverend Cleophus James
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Reverend Cleophus James

The Black one just stays on the shelf.

Algernon
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Algernon

John Worker a drink one can stomach only one week during the month

alaninjapan
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alaninjapan

pussy drink

Seadog Driftwood
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Seadog Driftwood

I prefer Red Alveolo-palatal myself, especially when it’s glottalized…

Carlos the Jackal
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Carlos the Jackal

Once you’ve had Johnny Worker Black Labial, though, there’s go going back…

Chris
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Chris

Better than Jack Worker, that one tastes dull…

Ellen
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Ellen

This must be an Engrish translation of the name of the popular scotch brand Jonnie Walker.

Ellen
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Ellen

Well, at least it’s labial and not clitical.

Eric G
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Eric G

Only available for 7 days a month.

Spoony
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Spoony

Ever since this discovery, Dracula has been checking himself into AA meetings.

Alex
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Alex

Johnnie Worker, keep working.

Yogesh Damle
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The quality and the location slip down to black labial.

Japifer
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Japifer

Has somewhat of a fish odor though…

Erik
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Erik

The Chinese might fall for this, but not us native Engrish speakers!

Cie
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Cie

We now all know where Johnnie works.

Poisonus Gus
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Poisonus Gus

Tastes a little yeasty.

theillien
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theillien

Served at the finest hostess clubs Japan has to offer.

Justice
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Justice

I prefer Chateauneuf-du-Papsmear

Justice
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Justice

I prefer Chateauneuf du Papesmear

fred
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fred

Get ya lips around this

EmperorBinky
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EmperorBinky

VD in a bottle. What will they think of next?

FF
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FF

Labia is spelt wrong on that labial

nuucha
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another Chinese invention inspired by European production

Grifter Wolf
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Grifter Wolf

Talk about a red-dog day!

zanzabar
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zanzabar

just make sure to use mouthwash and remove loose pubes after drinkings this stuff

chrispy
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chrispy

once you drink red labial you get your red wings..

Irishtim
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Sums up scotch whisky

work it up
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work it up

I have periods in which I drink Red Labial.

Guest
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Guest

Can the Chinese government please arrest somebody for making fake booze??

spartiger
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spartiger

Lipsmackingly good.

Andrew
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Andrew

Is this the Scotch Clarence Thomas was using to mix drinks?

cheetaih
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cheetaih

Johnnie Street Worker Red Labial is the standard
Johnnie Street Worker Black Labial is the premium

cheetaih
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cheetaih

I thought it is Yantai Tianchi Winery Co. Ltd, China’s another lucrative business. Good wine should always enjoy with hot women, right?

Puki
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Puki

hot women… so HOT that the part becomes RED

Zach
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Zach

Some things do not get better with age…

Ghost08
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Ghost08

Delicious. Period.

laura
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laura

hey, at least is not green

MB
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MB

Johnny Worker Red Labial: Old Crotch Whiskey

drcmao
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drcmao

Surgeon generals warning: Drinking too much Johnnie Workers Old Scotch Whiskey may make your labial red.

Kara
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Kara

Johnnie is no longer a walker, he’s a worker!!

Bob
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Bob

Is this really Engrish? It isn’t a mistranslation; the original product was labeled in English, so no translation should have been necessary. It looks almost like someone trying to protect themselves against a trademark suit: “No, we didn’t make counterfeit Johnnie Walker Red Label; our product is clearly marked Johnnie WORKER Red LABIAL.” That wouldn’t fly in the US, since the laws there prohibit not only exact copies but also names that are similar enough to possibly cause confusion, but it might be sufficient in other places where trademark protection isn’t as strong.

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