This stuff is nasty…

This stuff is nasty…

posted on 26 Dec 2008 in Chinglish

 

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Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Product found on Chinese/Mongolian border. 

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OtisM
OtisM
13 years ago

100% Vaginal Whiskey!

Eric G
Eric G
13 years ago

Perfect for making a Rusty Nail

J-Luke
J-Luke
13 years ago

They would have been less red if Johnnie took a break from working…

Toiletman
Toiletman
13 years ago

Johnnie Worker Red Labial – the only socialist revolutionary Scotch I’ve ever encountered

kapow
kapow
13 years ago

It tastes better than Green Labial. Trust me.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
13 years ago

Warning: Too Much Johnnie Worker Red Labial leads to a throbbing Christmas. Or maybe it’s the other way around?

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

Someone has an STD?

Sam
Sam
13 years ago

“Red Labial”? I thought that they were pink!

galliard
galliard
13 years ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the word “liquor”…

Reverend Cleophus James
Reverend Cleophus James
13 years ago

The Black one just stays on the shelf.

Algernon
Algernon
13 years ago

John Worker a drink one can stomach only one week during the month

alaninjapan
alaninjapan
13 years ago

pussy drink

Seadog Driftwood
Seadog Driftwood
13 years ago

I prefer Red Alveolo-palatal myself, especially when it’s glottalized…

Carlos the Jackal
Carlos the Jackal
13 years ago

Once you’ve had Johnny Worker Black Labial, though, there’s go going back…

Chris
Chris
13 years ago

Better than Jack Worker, that one tastes dull…

Ellen
Ellen
13 years ago

This must be an Engrish translation of the name of the popular scotch brand Jonnie Walker.

Ellen
Ellen
13 years ago

Well, at least it’s labial and not clitical.

Eric G
Eric G
13 years ago

Only available for 7 days a month.

Spoony
Spoony
13 years ago

Ever since this discovery, Dracula has been checking himself into AA meetings.

Alex
Alex
13 years ago

Johnnie Worker, keep working.

Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

The quality and the location slip down to black labial.

Japifer
Japifer
13 years ago

Has somewhat of a fish odor though…

Erik
Erik
13 years ago

The Chinese might fall for this, but not us native Engrish speakers!

Cie
Cie
13 years ago

We now all know where Johnnie works.

Poisonus Gus
Poisonus Gus
13 years ago

Tastes a little yeasty.

theillien
theillien
13 years ago

Served at the finest hostess clubs Japan has to offer.

Justice
Justice
13 years ago

I prefer Chateauneuf-du-Papsmear

Justice
Justice
13 years ago

I prefer Chateauneuf du Papesmear

fred
fred
13 years ago

Get ya lips around this

EmperorBinky
EmperorBinky
13 years ago

VD in a bottle. What will they think of next?

FF
FF
13 years ago

Labia is spelt wrong on that labial

nuucha
13 years ago

another Chinese invention inspired by European production

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
13 years ago

Talk about a red-dog day!

zanzabar
zanzabar
13 years ago

just make sure to use mouthwash and remove loose pubes after drinkings this stuff

chrispy
chrispy
13 years ago

once you drink red labial you get your red wings..

Irishtim
13 years ago

Sums up scotch whisky

work it up
work it up
13 years ago

I have periods in which I drink Red Labial.

Guest
Guest
13 years ago

Can the Chinese government please arrest somebody for making fake booze??

spartiger
spartiger
13 years ago

Lipsmackingly good.

Andrew
Andrew
13 years ago

Is this the Scotch Clarence Thomas was using to mix drinks?

cheetaih
cheetaih
13 years ago

Johnnie Street Worker Red Labial is the standard
Johnnie Street Worker Black Labial is the premium

cheetaih
cheetaih
13 years ago

I thought it is Yantai Tianchi Winery Co. Ltd, China’s another lucrative business. Good wine should always enjoy with hot women, right?

Puki
Puki
13 years ago

hot women… so HOT that the part becomes RED

Zach
Zach
13 years ago

Some things do not get better with age…

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

Delicious. Period.

laura
laura
13 years ago

hey, at least is not green

MB
MB
13 years ago

Johnny Worker Red Labial: Old Crotch Whiskey

drcmao
drcmao
13 years ago

Surgeon generals warning: Drinking too much Johnnie Workers Old Scotch Whiskey may make your labial red.

Kara
Kara
13 years ago

Johnnie is no longer a walker, he’s a worker!!

Bob
Bob
12 years ago

Is this really Engrish? It isn’t a mistranslation; the original product was labeled in English, so no translation should have been necessary. It looks almost like someone trying to protect themselves against a trademark suit: “No, we didn’t make counterfeit Johnnie Walker Red Label; our product is clearly marked Johnnie WORKER Red LABIAL.” That wouldn’t fly in the US, since the laws there prohibit not only exact copies but also names that are similar enough to possibly cause confusion, but it might be sufficient in other places where trademark protection isn’t as strong.

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