Who let Uncle Tony in the house?

Who let Uncle Tony in the house?

posted on 16 Dec 2008 in Signs

 

Found at internet comic cafe in Japan.

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Now I know why Santa always wants to slide down people’s chimneys!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Why is this present vibrating?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

And I was scolded by my family for adding an extra “appendage” to my gingerbread men cookies. Some people just don’t know the true meaning of Christmas…

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

We’d wish you a “Holly Jolly Christmas” but that’s just kids’ stuff.

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

Um, I think you’ve had enough egg nog.

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

Well, we all know who’s on Santa’s naughty list this year.

dangevin
11 years ago

…and the spectacularly engorged New Year!

dangevin
11 years ago

Santa, your lap feels funny.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Usually the throbbing is in my head the morning after Christmas.

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

C’mon over here, I’ve got your xxx-mas present !!

Stacy
Stacy
11 years ago

Come on Santa, fill up those pantyhose I left by the fireplace.

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

Hey there bud. Reach in my stocking here and see if you can pull out a candy cane.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Have a merry throbbing Christmas!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

That’s because Santa only comes once a year!

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

And a Pulsating New Year!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Is that a wind-up toy in your pocket, or…

Flartus
Flartus
11 years ago

Oh come, ye merry gentleman…

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
11 years ago

But…how do you wrap it?!?

Flartus
Flartus
11 years ago

(oops…mixed my carols up!)

O come, all ye faithful…

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
11 years ago

Especially for those who left their hearts in San Fransisco.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Now I know why Santa always says “Ho, ho, ho”….

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas . . .

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

I *warned* you not to sit in Santa’s lap…

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

Santa: Hohoho! Check out my Christmas “tree”!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

“You’d better watch out……”

Toadu
11 years ago

Santa Claus is comin’…

David
David
11 years ago

Well, I guess it won’t be a Silent Night on Christmas!

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

OMG! You got me a d*ck in a box!

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
11 years ago

Accompanied by the delightfully erect Hanukkah…

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

Hey, that’s not a candy cane in Santa’s pocket!

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

Well, SOMETHING isn’t shaking like a bowl full of jelly….

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him touching himself…

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

Who wants to “visit the north pole”? (Wink wink nudge nudge)

John
11 years ago

I’m getting a strange sensation in my “Tiny Tim”.

-w-
-w-
11 years ago

Santa Claus is a pedophile…

p
p
11 years ago

How do you wrap it? I believe I speak for everyone when I say d*ck in a box

Etheral
11 years ago

Is that a christmas in your pocket, or are you just throbbing?

cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

The wonderful (and magical) Christmas with no war!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Apparently, cookies and milk ain’t enough this holiday season …

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

oh so christmas is a perveted hangover? Merry Perverted Hang Over Everyone

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

This Christmas sponsored in part by Trojan.

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

Let me just unwrap this here . . . oh dear god I see a vein . . .

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

Finally a reason for a dick in a box.

Warrior
10 years ago

Somebody getting their holly jollies?

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