Contraceptive interceptor

posted on 31 Dec 2009 in Toiletries

If you get the reference, chances are you don’t need these anyway…

Photo courtesy of Abe Lee.
Condoms from Japan.

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Ruxurious bag for a rusty Ratino.

posted on 30 Dec 2009 in Bags/Packaging

I’m sorry, but you’re just not on the invitation rist, Miss Ropez…

Photo courtesy of Robert Alexander.
“J-Lo” rip-off bag found in Hokkaido, Japan.

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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of tastiness.

posted on 29 Dec 2009 in Bags/Packaging

They’re not kidding about pursuing tastiness –
I had to file a flavor restraining order.

Photo courtesy of Adam4Maggie.
Shopping bag found in Japan.

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Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

posted on 28 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

How long has it been since your last damn trim?

Photo courtesy of “Bunny”.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

posted on 27 Dec 2009 in Buildings, Signs

Photo courtesy of Natsuki Hasegawa.
Found in Okayama, Japan.

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For shame, only working an eight-hour day.

posted on 26 Dec 2009 in Chinglish

8:30…if we feel like it.

Photo courtesy of Tong Lin.
Found at Summer Palace, Beijing China.

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Coming for you!

posted on 25 Dec 2009 in Stationery

Pack your bags kids…

Photo courtesy of Gordon Brandly.
Christmas card from Japan.
(Originally posted Christmas Day, 2005)

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Jamp for Joy!

posted on 24 Dec 2009 in Stationery

You’ll Christmas!

Photo courtesy of Soo MacPherson.
Card sent from Japan.

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The best of Buckwheat’s hot new 1931 fashions

posted on 23 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

Let’s see, there’s Darla, Spanky, Alfalfa… oh, yes, and that Pirate…

Photo courtesy of Jeremy East.
Found in Korea.

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Also, enjoy Near-Beer as well.

posted on 22 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m sick of these passive-aggressive Quit Campaigns…

Found in Korea.

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