Better than trying to go through it…

Better than trying to go through it…

posted on 30 Jan 2009 in Clothing

 

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BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

when lightning strikes big tree

beechoak
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beechoak

In reference to the “adult” engrish, this answers where we CAN “go”…

beechoak
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beechoak

The little tree is for the ladies…

beechoak
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beechoak

Got wood?

dangevin
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…but if you can’t find one, any old bush will do.

dangevin
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Confucius say squirrel who go under big tree, get a mouthful of nuts.

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

That’s taking the fanny pack concept to the extreme….

gbear
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gbear

Only if you promise NOT to bring the huge fanny pack.

Eric G
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Eric G

Fresh fertilizer is the key to making it so big.

George
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George

…and we can have sexy time under moonlight.

Molly
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Molly

Isn’t it bad luck… To go under the big tree?

Grifter
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Grifter

Be sure you follow white rabbit down there…

Classic Steve
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What is this, a video game walkthrough?

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

This is the very cheapest tee-shirt sold at Sequoia National Forest…

Brian
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Brian
Chris
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Chris

Careful going over it!

Xila31
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Xila31

Then take ten paces toward big rock to find big red X where pirates burried treasure.

animecute
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animecute

because we still don’t know how to tie our shoes.

Duck
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Duck

… because we’re out of paper and the leaves are bigger …

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Because little tree is too little to go under it…

Mr. Nightstone
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Mr. Nightstone

…Because there isn’t a bathroom for another 200 miles…

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

after the big tree,you will fight the first boss of the game….

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

After you go under it, you must chop it down with….. A Hering!

SleepDepDan
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SleepDepDan

Under Big Tree is where Crap ours is most Hot and most Fragrant.

Sincerely,
Crap the Hot Management

Ghost08
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Ghost08

there will you find little present

Kees
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Kees

Please no use Bonsai tree on left side

chickenman
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chickenman

Yes, Let’s all to the Gounder the Bug Tree.

Atli Hafsteinsson
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Atli Hafsteinsson

Because the small one can’t get enough.

a
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a

Toshi earned a lot from being an Amazing Race crue card.

feeled
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feeled

I really dig going under big tree.

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
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Go under a big tree? With what, my bare hands?

lol
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lol

I think that girl knows you took a picture of her boyfriend.

Crystal
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Crystal

Be careful though. It’s an Ent!

(shameless LoTR reference)

Myself
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And then you’ll get to Totoro’s den!

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