Comprehensive dessert menu…

Comprehensive dessert menu…

posted on 29 Jan 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Jeff & Wendy Chuck.
Room Service Menu at the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou, China. 

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unknownhere
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unknownhere

ooh! do you have the strawberry crap?

feeled
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feeled

Since Tiramisu means “pick me up” I guess Chocolate Puke translates as “throw me up”.

Laughingmyumoff
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Laughingmyumoff

So is this better than the tossed cookies, cause those just weren’t smooth enough!!!

viewer
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viewer

I’m surprised the menu’s from the White Swan Hotel, its supposedly the best in Guangzhou. But chocolate puke and an ambiguous selection of cheeses is amusing indeed. I think I see another curiosity at the top which I’m assuming should read ‘Fried Rice Noodle with Beer’? That would be quite interesting to say the least.

ella
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ella

It’s made from eight differennt types of puke!

wew..
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wew..

sweet and sour cannot be in the same menu, in the same time.

chocolate + puke = sweet and sour dessert.

jiniton
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chocolate puke are now season

gorba
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gorba

Chocolate Puke. Yuuummmmm.

Alice in Wonderland
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Alice in Wonderland

The dessert menu is for dogs and mice only.

Ty Satterfield
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Ty Satterfield

“Better than puke flavored puke i guess.”

Paulo
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Paulo

What happened to the vanilla vomit?

Lora
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Lora

-The chocolate’s so nice, you’ll want to eat it twice.
-I never heard of chocolate making you sick BEFORE you eat too much of it!
-Comes with your choice of seats near the ladies or men’s room.
-The service is so good they make sure the food’s digested before you even eat it!

Warrior
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Chuck-E-Chocolate!

Cher
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Cher

Tastes as good coming up as it did going down!

wronglish
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wronglish

chocolat du puke, anybody?

susanne
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susanne

Been there with no puke, just a smart cookie. Go with the Tiramisu or Fruit plate. Best date outside Bagdad.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

At least it’s chocolate.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What was it before – a cake or just chocolate?

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