Comprehensive dessert menu…

Comprehensive dessert menu…

posted on 29 Jan 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Jeff & Wendy Chuck.
Room Service Menu at the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou, China. 

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unknownhere
unknownhere
11 years ago

ooh! do you have the strawberry crap?

feeled
feeled
11 years ago

Since Tiramisu means “pick me up” I guess Chocolate Puke translates as “throw me up”.

Laughingmyumoff
Laughingmyumoff
11 years ago

So is this better than the tossed cookies, cause those just weren’t smooth enough!!!

viewer
viewer
11 years ago

I’m surprised the menu’s from the White Swan Hotel, its supposedly the best in Guangzhou. But chocolate puke and an ambiguous selection of cheeses is amusing indeed. I think I see another curiosity at the top which I’m assuming should read ‘Fried Rice Noodle with Beer’? That would be quite interesting to say the least.

ella
ella
11 years ago

It’s made from eight differennt types of puke!

wew..
wew..
11 years ago

sweet and sour cannot be in the same menu, in the same time.

chocolate + puke = sweet and sour dessert.

jiniton
11 years ago

chocolate puke are now season

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

Chocolate Puke. Yuuummmmm.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

The dessert menu is for dogs and mice only.

Ty Satterfield
Ty Satterfield
11 years ago

“Better than puke flavored puke i guess.”

Paulo
Paulo
11 years ago

What happened to the vanilla vomit?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

-The chocolate’s so nice, you’ll want to eat it twice.
-I never heard of chocolate making you sick BEFORE you eat too much of it!
-Comes with your choice of seats near the ladies or men’s room.
-The service is so good they make sure the food’s digested before you even eat it!

Warrior
10 years ago

Chuck-E-Chocolate!

Cher
Cher
10 years ago

Tastes as good coming up as it did going down!

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

chocolat du puke, anybody?

susanne
susanne
9 years ago

Been there with no puke, just a smart cookie. Go with the Tiramisu or Fruit plate. Best date outside Bagdad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

At least it’s chocolate.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What was it before – a cake or just chocolate?

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