Comprehensive dessert menu…

Comprehensive dessert menu…

posted on 29 Jan 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Jeff & Wendy Chuck.
Room Service Menu at the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou, China. 

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Nina
Nina
15 years ago

Perhaps just a fancy word for crap?

algernon
algernon
15 years ago

Did the Chucks order the Chocolate Puke.

algernon
algernon
15 years ago

I can think of nothing more refreshing after a ‘Fried Rice “Home Made” Style’

Katie
Katie
15 years ago

“Our Variety of Imported Cheese?” Based on some of the other menu choices, the mystery cheese scares me.

Risu
Risu
15 years ago

So is the Fruit Plate made of fruit?

Meli
Meli
15 years ago

I may be chocolaholic, but that’s pushing it!

nancy
15 years ago

Thank goodness it’s not “traditional” chocolate puke. I hate the chunky nuts in that version.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
15 years ago

Ummm… that’s imported pecorino, right?…. right?!?

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
15 years ago

Please order our chocolate puke in advance cause we have to feed our poodle with chocolate 15 minutes before your arrival to guarantee its freshness

dangevin
15 years ago

We only offer the chocolate puke, because we had to toss the chocolate cookies.

dangevin
15 years ago

Some fancier restaurants offer an expensive chocolate fountain. This is our version. Similar effect.

George
George
15 years ago

Excellent choice Sir, now if you could just put a finger in my throat…

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

When “Death by Chocolate” sounds too extreme…

beechoak
beechoak
15 years ago

MMMMmmmmmmm… this dessert is so good, I could just eat it until I… um… until I…. uh… CLEAR OUT, EVERYBODY!!!!

Carlos the Jackal
Carlos the Jackal
15 years ago

It’s good to have after the Hot & Fragrant Crap, so I’ve heard…

staplerman
staplerman
15 years ago

Chocolate puke make me puke awww!

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
15 years ago

Coming soon – Honey Frosted Puke and Fruit & Nut Puke…

Eric G
Eric G
15 years ago

As I was driving the porcelain bus to the restaurant, I threw it in reverse because I forgot my round-trip meal ticket. I parked and noticed a pavement pizza on the sidewalk as I walked by. Suddenly, an old friend Chuck Up came over and shared his inner feelings. I was bored and couldn’t help but technicolor yawn at his story. I jettisoned the cargo and finally made my way to the restaurant. I reviewed what I had eaten earlier and decided to order the chocolate. I remembered how much better it tasted the second time. I wanted dessert because… Read more »

Grifter
Grifter
15 years ago

I’d like some Chocolate Puke on my Bulimia Bunt Cake, Please

tekleader
tekleader
15 years ago

Tastes as good coming up as it does going down!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
15 years ago

Made fresh by the poor people ho tried it before you….

What is a Tiramisu anyway?

Andre
Andre
15 years ago

If you order by noon you’ll be refreshingly surprised by the freshness of our foodness

Duck
Duck
15 years ago

Chocolate puke … tastes so nice you’ll eat it twice!

amanak
amanak
15 years ago

Tiramisu : Heaven in your Mouth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu

Someone205
Someone205
15 years ago

Waiter: “So, you ordered the chocolate puke? OK it should be ready in a couple of minutes”
*Waiter goes back, keeps eating chocolate ’till he’s about to puke*
*Waiter returns, all sick-looking*
Waiter: “Ok, here it…” *pukes on plate before he can finish his sentence*

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
15 years ago

i prefer Vanilla Diarreah my self.

Xila31
Xila31
15 years ago

It is a tough decision. I hear their chocolate puke is pretty good, but next door they serve homemade chocolate ass cream.

Brandon
Brandon
15 years ago

I’ll start with “Our Version of Caesar Salad” followed by “What We Like to Call Grilled Sea Bass” and then finish with “Our Variety of Imported Cheese.” Chocolate Puke to drink, please. Thank you.

Poisonus gus
Poisonus gus
15 years ago

Eeeeeeeeeeew, Tiramisu.

Merry Go
15 years ago

‘Why it was so good. I think I’d like to try it a second t ime! *Bleeh*

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
15 years ago

Don’t forget the projectile parfait.

Wesley
Wesley
15 years ago

This must be how a mother bird feeds the young ones dessert.

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

The packing reads- “Pre digested food.”

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

Hello, Room Service? I’ve just ordered some chocolate puke. Could you please make up my room?

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

The chef gets a good increment for a good excrement!

Becky
Becky
15 years ago

chocolate is always better the second time around.

Adam
Adam
15 years ago

Enjoy our finely regurgitated selection of chocolate!

Skriber
Skriber
15 years ago

Perhaps just a fancy word for puke

Yogesh Damle
15 years ago

The memories of Granny’s chocolate puke bring a lump to my throat!

-w-
-w-
15 years ago

Now we know what the Oompa Loompas ate for lunch

Kyle Levesque
Kyle Levesque
15 years ago

The waiter, noticing the confusion, comes over and points at #65, saying “Mousse”, “Mousse Puke”.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

“This would go great with the steamed crap I had in Saigon …”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
15 years ago

Does the seasonal fruit come in the puke presentation?

Ghost08
Ghost08
15 years ago

chocoloate puke comes in four mouth gushing flavors; vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and hmmm i don’t remember eating that.

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
15 years ago

i dont know which is harder to eat the Chocolate Puke or the Seasonal Fruit Plate? can i have my chocolate puke on seasonal fruit plate.

Adam
Adam
15 years ago

We found it on that models plate

A person
A person
15 years ago

People told me cows can’t cook
But I was in for a surprise
Becuase one day I went to a dairy farm
The cows there made so many pies.

LOL

😀 🙂 😉

bbycakez
bbycakez
15 years ago

yh please waiter.. can i have 67..thats the emm our variety of imported cheese
and also waiter.. can you please tell me d ingredients of the chocolate puke??

Rapidfire
Rapidfire
15 years ago

Chocolate puke: Only one previous owner.

Corporal Killjoy
Corporal Killjoy
15 years ago

Yes, Chocolate Puke please; and serve it in a man’s hat

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