Comprehensive dessert menu…

Comprehensive dessert menu…

posted on 29 Jan 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Jeff & Wendy Chuck.
Room Service Menu at the White Swan Hotel in Guangzhou, China. 

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Nina
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Nina

Perhaps just a fancy word for crap?

algernon
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algernon

Did the Chucks order the Chocolate Puke.

algernon
Guest
algernon

I can think of nothing more refreshing after a ‘Fried Rice “Home Made” Style’

Katie
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Katie

“Our Variety of Imported Cheese?” Based on some of the other menu choices, the mystery cheese scares me.

Risu
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Risu

So is the Fruit Plate made of fruit?

Meli
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Meli

I may be chocolaholic, but that’s pushing it!

nancy
Guest

Thank goodness it’s not “traditional” chocolate puke. I hate the chunky nuts in that version.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Ummm… that’s imported pecorino, right?…. right?!?

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

Please order our chocolate puke in advance cause we have to feed our poodle with chocolate 15 minutes before your arrival to guarantee its freshness

dangevin
Guest

We only offer the chocolate puke, because we had to toss the chocolate cookies.

dangevin
Guest

Some fancier restaurants offer an expensive chocolate fountain. This is our version. Similar effect.

George
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George

Excellent choice Sir, now if you could just put a finger in my throat…

beechoak
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beechoak

When “Death by Chocolate” sounds too extreme…

beechoak
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beechoak

MMMMmmmmmmm… this dessert is so good, I could just eat it until I… um… until I…. uh… CLEAR OUT, EVERYBODY!!!!

Carlos the Jackal
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Carlos the Jackal

It’s good to have after the Hot & Fragrant Crap, so I’ve heard…

staplerman
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staplerman

Chocolate puke make me puke awww!

Dominic Small
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Dominic Small

Coming soon – Honey Frosted Puke and Fruit & Nut Puke…

Eric G
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Eric G

As I was driving the porcelain bus to the restaurant, I threw it in reverse because I forgot my round-trip meal ticket. I parked and noticed a pavement pizza on the sidewalk as I walked by. Suddenly, an old friend Chuck Up came over and shared his inner feelings. I was bored and couldn’t help but technicolor yawn at his story. I jettisoned the cargo and finally made my way to the restaurant. I reviewed what I had eaten earlier and decided to order the chocolate. I remembered how much better it tasted the second time. I wanted dessert because… Read more »

Grifter
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Grifter

I’d like some Chocolate Puke on my Bulimia Bunt Cake, Please

tekleader
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tekleader

Tastes as good coming up as it does going down!

Jamie Brannon
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Jamie Brannon

Made fresh by the poor people ho tried it before you….

What is a Tiramisu anyway?

Andre
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Andre

If you order by noon you’ll be refreshingly surprised by the freshness of our foodness

Duck
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Duck

Chocolate puke … tastes so nice you’ll eat it twice!

amanak
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amanak

Tiramisu : Heaven in your Mouth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu

Someone205
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Someone205

Waiter: “So, you ordered the chocolate puke? OK it should be ready in a couple of minutes”
*Waiter goes back, keeps eating chocolate ’till he’s about to puke*
*Waiter returns, all sick-looking*
Waiter: “Ok, here it…” *pukes on plate before he can finish his sentence*

goldcaddy
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goldcaddy

i prefer Vanilla Diarreah my self.

Xila31
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Xila31

It is a tough decision. I hear their chocolate puke is pretty good, but next door they serve homemade chocolate ass cream.

Brandon
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Brandon

I’ll start with “Our Version of Caesar Salad” followed by “What We Like to Call Grilled Sea Bass” and then finish with “Our Variety of Imported Cheese.” Chocolate Puke to drink, please. Thank you.

Poisonus gus
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Poisonus gus

Eeeeeeeeeeew, Tiramisu.

Merry Go
Guest

‘Why it was so good. I think I’d like to try it a second t ime! *Bleeh*

fishyfriend
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fishyfriend

Don’t forget the projectile parfait.

Wesley
Guest
Wesley

This must be how a mother bird feeds the young ones dessert.

Yogesh Damle
Guest

The packing reads- “Pre digested food.”

Yogesh Damle
Guest

Hello, Room Service? I’ve just ordered some chocolate puke. Could you please make up my room?

Yogesh Damle
Guest

The chef gets a good increment for a good excrement!

Becky
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Becky

chocolate is always better the second time around.

Adam
Guest
Adam

Enjoy our finely regurgitated selection of chocolate!

Skriber
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Skriber

Perhaps just a fancy word for puke

Yogesh Damle
Guest

The memories of Granny’s chocolate puke bring a lump to my throat!

-w-
Guest
-w-

Now we know what the Oompa Loompas ate for lunch

Kyle Levesque
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Kyle Levesque

The waiter, noticing the confusion, comes over and points at #65, saying “Mousse”, “Mousse Puke”.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

“This would go great with the steamed crap I had in Saigon …”

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Does the seasonal fruit come in the puke presentation?

Ghost08
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Ghost08

chocoloate puke comes in four mouth gushing flavors; vanilla, chocolate, strawberry and hmmm i don’t remember eating that.

ZeroCentury
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ZeroCentury

i dont know which is harder to eat the Chocolate Puke or the Seasonal Fruit Plate? can i have my chocolate puke on seasonal fruit plate.

Adam
Guest
Adam

We found it on that models plate

A person
Guest
A person

People told me cows can’t cook
But I was in for a surprise
Becuase one day I went to a dairy farm
The cows there made so many pies.

LOL

😀 🙂 😉

bbycakez
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bbycakez

yh please waiter.. can i have 67..thats the emm our variety of imported cheese
and also waiter.. can you please tell me d ingredients of the chocolate puke??

Rapidfire
Guest
Rapidfire

Chocolate puke: Only one previous owner.

Corporal Killjoy
Guest
Corporal Killjoy

Yes, Chocolate Puke please; and serve it in a man’s hat

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