Grass, flowers and lives!

Grass, flowers and lives!

posted on 31 Jan 2009 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Caroline Collett.
Found in China. 

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George
George
11 years ago

Ali G – “Life is the greatest gift that Jah has given us.”

It’s important to keep it real.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

Dammit! Now what I am going to run over with my car?

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

What?! Not even vegan?! 🙁

dangevin
11 years ago

Keep Off the Passed-Out Vagrants.

dangevin
11 years ago

Doesn’t it feel good to paymore?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Because if you don’t paymore you’ll be swimmming with tha grass fishes. Capish?

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

They just aren’t feeling like you loved, lately.

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

Why, are you afraid they’ll become a bunch of emos?

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Grass feel neglected, dies now the flowers do.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Vegan mantra

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Don’t treat people like vegetables

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Self-esteem advice for the downtrodden…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Sign seen at a golf course. Though no one pays attention to the flowers and lives part.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

I hate it when the landscaping starts nagging.

Middle-Aged-Woman
11 years ago

Wood, Cheese, and Children!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

I would pay more attention to the flowers, but that guy over there whose paying attention to the grass is much more interesting….

omeyer
omeyer
11 years ago

Remember, onlyyou can prevent forest hires

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Grass and flowers and lives, OH MY!

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

Best regards,
Ma’am Greenhouse Effect

Tia
Tia
11 years ago

Grow as a person!

H
H
11 years ago

“I’m a seventh-level vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.”
-Obligatory Simpsons reference.

Wesley
Wesley
11 years ago

Unless you’re here to rake the brown lives…

Scrappy Coco
Scrappy Coco
11 years ago

yeah..i think the grass and the flowers need more TLC…

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

At least we can all havemore priorities

timmus
timmus
11 years ago

stop and smell the grass, paymore attention to your lives

doodle
doodle
11 years ago

…said Mother Nature.

sam
sam
11 years ago

Sure thing, I’d payless attention to my shoes unless they’d step on the grass flowers and lives – oh, sh*t I feel an ant beneath my left foot.

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

Sign Written by an Ascetic….

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

Don’t you know it is Bad Karma? Hari Rama you will come back as a Lump of Dried Doggie DooDoo…

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

“Why is that girl staring at me?”

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

If you hurt their feelings – they die

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

The sign means it…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

Scuse me–the uh “lives” look a little unkempt

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
11 years ago

What about the mushrooms? They’re the ones that give you extra lives. Flowers just give you firepower.

th tlansrater
th tlansrater
11 years ago

the trees haven’t been paying their child support.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
11 years ago

I am so tuned in to the natural vibes here.

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

Beware! This garden is maintained by eco-terrorists!

Billy M
Billy M
11 years ago

Stop and smell the flowers and the bums.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Because the grass is smiling at you…

bridget
11 years ago

Poetic in a retarded kind of way……..

plaridel8008
plaridel8008
10 years ago

Where can I change my dollars for this currency you call “attentions”?

susanne
susanne
9 years ago

“Don’t step on the Momeraths or the Moonlight on the Grabes.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

No one lives to paymore

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