Grass, flowers and lives!

Grass, flowers and lives!

posted on 31 Jan 2009 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Caroline Collett.
Found in China. 

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George
George
13 years ago

Ali G – “Life is the greatest gift that Jah has given us.”

It’s important to keep it real.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

Dammit! Now what I am going to run over with my car?

Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

What?! Not even vegan?! 🙁

dangevin
13 years ago

Keep Off the Passed-Out Vagrants.

dangevin
13 years ago

Doesn’t it feel good to paymore?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

Because if you don’t paymore you’ll be swimmming with tha grass fishes. Capish?

gbear
gbear
13 years ago

They just aren’t feeling like you loved, lately.

gbear
gbear
13 years ago

Why, are you afraid they’ll become a bunch of emos?

Eric G
Eric G
13 years ago

Grass feel neglected, dies now the flowers do.

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

Vegan mantra

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

Don’t treat people like vegetables

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

Self-esteem advice for the downtrodden…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
13 years ago

Sign seen at a golf course. Though no one pays attention to the flowers and lives part.

Xila31
Xila31
13 years ago

I hate it when the landscaping starts nagging.

Middle-Aged-Woman
13 years ago

Wood, Cheese, and Children!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
13 years ago

I would pay more attention to the flowers, but that guy over there whose paying attention to the grass is much more interesting….

omeyer
omeyer
13 years ago

Remember, onlyyou can prevent forest hires

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
13 years ago

Grass and flowers and lives, OH MY!

Molly
Molly
13 years ago

Best regards,
Ma’am Greenhouse Effect

Tia
Tia
13 years ago

Grow as a person!

H
H
13 years ago

“I’m a seventh-level vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.”
-Obligatory Simpsons reference.

Wesley
Wesley
13 years ago

Unless you’re here to rake the brown lives…

Scrappy Coco
Scrappy Coco
13 years ago

yeah..i think the grass and the flowers need more TLC…

Grifter
Grifter
13 years ago

At least we can all havemore priorities

timmus
timmus
13 years ago

stop and smell the grass, paymore attention to your lives

doodle
doodle
13 years ago

…said Mother Nature.

sam
sam
13 years ago

Sure thing, I’d payless attention to my shoes unless they’d step on the grass flowers and lives – oh, sh*t I feel an ant beneath my left foot.

chickenman
chickenman
13 years ago

Sign Written by an Ascetic….

chickenman
chickenman
13 years ago

Don’t you know it is Bad Karma? Hari Rama you will come back as a Lump of Dried Doggie DooDoo…

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
13 years ago

“Why is that girl staring at me?”

Adam
Adam
13 years ago

If you hurt their feelings – they die

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
13 years ago

The sign means it…

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

Scuse me–the uh “lives” look a little unkempt

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
13 years ago

What about the mushrooms? They’re the ones that give you extra lives. Flowers just give you firepower.

th tlansrater
th tlansrater
13 years ago

the trees haven’t been paying their child support.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
13 years ago

I am so tuned in to the natural vibes here.

gorba
gorba
13 years ago

Beware! This garden is maintained by eco-terrorists!

Billy M
Billy M
12 years ago

Stop and smell the flowers and the bums.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Because the grass is smiling at you…

bridget
12 years ago

Poetic in a retarded kind of way……..

plaridel8008
plaridel8008
12 years ago

Where can I change my dollars for this currency you call “attentions”?

susanne
susanne
11 years ago

“Don’t step on the Momeraths or the Moonlight on the Grabes.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No one lives to paymore

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