Hand-pressing Flash Light

Hand-pressing Flash Light

posted on 15 Jan 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Ken Stephens.
Origin unknown (purchased in US).  

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rowger
rowger
11 years ago

I am several times on lift about this product! Forget about the lowly common torch I used to light up when power went down.
Did I mention the new science and technology?

dangevin
11 years ago

Proceeds from the sale of these flashlights benefit the Michael J. Fox foundation.

dangevin
11 years ago

I’m just a clumsy white guy with no rhythm, I’ll stick to batteries thanks.

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

High and new science and technology. Low noise and health. Apparently, it works by draining away your life force… the scientific way!

Amanak
Amanak
11 years ago

Who Presses Whom?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“… all you have to do is squeeze, and… OUCH! I just stapled my finger!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Anybody got a lift?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I know simply shaking usually gets ME recharged…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

WARNING: Frequent or misuse of light may cause low health.

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Behold! The power of… making a fist.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

-Jimmy! Turn on the stereo to make the poor XD flashlight feel better!

-Should I get it some snacks too?

-Yes, Jimmy! it’s a “No bule” product!

-Okay mom…

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

perhaps we should study English rather than science

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

This is MUCH better than ordinary torches. I once got on a lift with an ordinary torch and they never let me back in. Now I can go on the lift as many times as I want. Thank you, Hand-Pressing Flashlight!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Its low health, but lasts longer…?

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

“If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.”

Duck
Duck
11 years ago

Simply shake to discharge … your results may vary …

Flartus
Flartus
11 years ago

This technology is new only if you’re high.

kim
kim
11 years ago

i have no idea what the discription was trying to tell me

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

Note: Not recommended for drummers…

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

I think they need a few more references to the science and technology.

Natalie
Natalie
11 years ago

This is no ordinary torch…

Timothy
Timothy
11 years ago

Caution: new science and technology may result in low health

Xenobiologista
11 years ago

Actually, this squeeze-type is a pretty good design for a “Faraday flashlight”. The kind you crank to charge requires 2 hands to operate, and the kind you shake up and down…well, that one REALLY makes you look like you’re wanking.

w_o_w (=o)
11 years ago

For a culture that’s advanced, this really is over the top! (sure…)

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

so this is why Sharper Image went out of business

chococat
chococat
11 years ago

no batteries, no bulb, NO LIGHT

Matt
11 years ago

“No need any power, no environmental polition.” Also known as the Invisible Read Lamp!

http://itsunboxed.com/?p=80

Kate
Kate
11 years ago

Hey, we have the exact same one at home! It stopped working after 2 weeks. When dad took it apart, he found 3 watch batteries inside. $2.50 FAIL!

A person
A person
11 years ago

Flash light? I’ll never have to pull down my underpants again!

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

And it gives light, too!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

oh my health—i have pressed hands now–GRReaat.

tintoonti
tintoonti
11 years ago

That is why the communication companies are paid millions!!! You dont get a f*** clue!!

Lil d
Lil d
10 years ago

Wtf is up with this torch?! Ow wow im going to get masive biyships from presing a torch? And their description! Its incredibly disconfuckulating! My rate : packaging .1/10 . Produckt . 7/10

Lil d
Lil d
10 years ago

Wtf is up with this torch?! And their description! Its incredibly disconfuckulating! My rate : packaging .1/10 . Produckt . 7/10

ram
ram
9 years ago

i want to know , how this device has been made and what all materials are required to make it ??????

Anna
Anna
9 years ago

You forgot section 3!

“3, Con stantly using this health torch, it can benefit
to your palm, arm and shoulder stretching and
blood circulation, so as to let your hands relax
and brain clever,hand and brain coor dinate and
promote your brain memory and health
composition.”

Anna
Anna
9 years ago

Mine says “MADE IN CHINA” as well. Only difference with the packaging is the supposed company logo. On mine it has a red K with a chinese character in front in white.

@Kate – wow thanks for your comment. Just opened mine up, 3 watch batteries soldered in behind the LEDs. Yeah, I may be getting a refund on this!

Oh and the box saying “Simply shake to recharge” is a joke too. Shaking does nothing. Squeezing the handle makes the LEDs go.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Just add water

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