I’m stuck here…

I’m stuck here…

posted on 26 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of David Faul.
From a hotel in Beijing, China. 

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Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Use me and abuse me…

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

This is to confuse tresspassers. To enter, break open the door.

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Entrance to MIDRI. (‘multiple identity disorder research institute’)

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

This is how you keep a blonde out of a building.

ric
ric
12 years ago

It’s a yin & yang thing…

Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

Talk about sending mixed signals!

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

You have the right to choose, just don’t choose the wrong one!

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Schroedinger’s door

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

George W Bush owns this building

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

I’M SO CONFUSED!!!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Entrance for those who don’t know if they’re coming or going…

Sandy
Sandy
12 years ago

Push to pull? Or pull to push?

Bob*
Bob*
12 years ago

Welcome to Neverland

Someone205
Someone205
12 years ago

Push the glass, so you can get through. However, pull the door bud so that it won’t fall down and break, or you’ll get charged for that

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

I hate it when doors play mind games.

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Someone has been taking management training. I bet the door has it’s own mission statement.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Maybe I can get away with pulling something…

Easily Amused
Easily Amused
12 years ago

maybe they meant for the ‘push’ to be on the other side of the door, but they put it backwards (cause they like to mess with people’s heads)

Dude
Dude
12 years ago

This is one of the doors to the School of Zen.

heh man
heh man
12 years ago

wat

noname
noname
12 years ago

Customer volume has been a little lower than usual…

bob
bob
12 years ago

Much more effective than a ‘closed’ sign

Andy
Andy
12 years ago

Incidentally, that was also the fifth door for that entrance, having been replaced four times before, the owners of the building not knowing why it keeps breaking.

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

I knew I should’ve taken the blue pill…

Water imp
Water imp
12 years ago

Were they accommodating then-President Bush at the time???

Jess
Jess
12 years ago

So If I can’t push or pull dose that mean I can kick the door down?

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

Push….Pull….. Because of monkeys…..

Amanak
Amanak
12 years ago

According to me, The handle note takes precedence over the glass note.

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Must be Midvale school for the gifted.

junipa
12 years ago

a.k.a. faildoor

Amy H.
Amy H.
12 years ago

Push me, pull me, kiss me, kill me….

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
12 years ago

in case of emergency: push on glass and pull on handle to break door and escape

Greggmayte
Greggmayte
12 years ago

Please open the door shut on your way out…

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
12 years ago

“Should I stay or should I go now”

Duck
Duck
12 years ago

It’s very simple folks. Push on the blue oval and then pull on th handle … it’s like a child-proof cap on medicine 🙂

Jimson
Jimson
12 years ago

This is an equal opportunity building. Even the doors swing both ways.

Stephan
12 years ago

MacGuyver’s residence.

Zacceus
Zacceus
12 years ago

The building even Houdini could not escape. 😀

Pyth007
Pyth007
12 years ago

It’s just the pet door for Dr. Dolittle’s Pushmi-pullyu…

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
12 years ago

it’s just a trick dont pull or push, the door is a sliding door 😛

JE
JE
12 years ago

No caption, but… The Chinese is conflicted as well. This isn’t Engrish, it is just simply madness.

Aileen
Aileen
12 years ago

The funny thing is, the Chinese over the “Push” really tells you to push open the door. Then the character on the handle says to pull. XD

ike
ike
12 years ago

Live and die.

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
12 years ago

At least the doorman can’t annoy me if he can’t open the door either. You’re shielded from the bellboys as well

Matt Stinnett
Matt Stinnett
12 years ago

*Head explodes*

Lindsey
Lindsey
12 years ago

“Wash on, wash off”

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
12 years ago

They put instructions on everything these days…

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

give it a good tug–u know u want to

Rapidfire
Rapidfire
12 years ago

It’s a give and take thing…

BSting
12 years ago

alright, either a couple a little snot nosed punks put up the *^%*^$*$*&^ push sticker, or the #%@#$#@ who built this door can’t read

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