It’s usually most fragrant when hot…

It’s usually most fragrant when hot…

posted on 25 Jan 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Ester van Dam.
Menu found in Qianmen, China restaurant.

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Brandon
Brandon
12 years ago

Mine smells like roses. How about yours?

dangevin
12 years ago

I’ll have the Cleveland Steamer, please.

kapow
kapow
12 years ago

Just like my mother-in-law’s cooking.

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Only 2 girls per cup please!

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Ooh look, it comes with corn.

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Waiter, there’s a swarm of flies in my soup.

galliard
galliard
12 years ago

Can I have that with the pu pu platter?

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Please add less garlic in my order, it makes my breath foul!

gbear
gbear
12 years ago

The chef makes it fresh.

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Served in the finest bonechina bowels!

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

Crap porridge hot, crap porridge cold, crap porridge in the pot nine days old.

Blu
Blu
12 years ago

There’s this Chinese restaurant in St. Louis that serves a “Flaming Poo Poo Platter”.
It’s really good, despite the name.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

It has secret ingredients and crap. Why the heck do you need to know? it is hot and fragant and tastes well so eat the cursed thing already!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

um… isn’t it usually?

Mark A
Mark A
12 years ago

Well, at least this is the first crap here that doesn’t have Fresh Herpes…

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Smells like the ocean, just near the outfall.

Stefan
Stefan
12 years ago

At least these people are aware that their s**t DOES stink.

uuu
uuu
12 years ago

the “fragrant and hot crap” is the only thing on the menu that i can tell what it’s supposed to be

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

I’ll have my Hot & Fragrent crap with the steamed crap and flesh flesh

Pamela
Pamela
12 years ago

Oh Lord! Why did they have to translate THAT one! I’d rather not have known (when in Rome…)

ric
ric
12 years ago

The chef’s very own steaming creation.

yjrst
yjrst
12 years ago

Shall I serve fresh one in front of you?

janet
12 years ago

with cilantro for fresh breath

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Whipped crap is light and fleshy!
‘Pre digested food!’

Belbe
Belbe
12 years ago

Fine dining at it’s best. It’s hot and smells good, what else did you want?

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Mmmm! Fresh crap!

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Mmmm! Flesh crap!

(My apologies I mistyped my mistype)

noname
noname
12 years ago

Tonight’s special…half price!

chantel
chantel
12 years ago

Tonight’s special-half price!

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
12 years ago

served steamy fresh with a glass of coolpis orange juice.

Stephan
12 years ago

Waiter? Did you use a microwave to heat this up or something? The texture is just crap!

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

Mina sam, kiteh kiteh!

This place sell just flesh from kitchen! Hot Tasty Crap, with side of Shredded Garbage Salad!

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

That’s nothing.

My local Thai has IronBark “Burning Crack” Steak with Special Sauces.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
12 years ago

That’s what happens when the owner brings his puppy to work!

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

i think i like this crap

Corporal Killjoy
Corporal Killjoy
12 years ago

Hey, this goes well with Chocolate Puke!

5
5
12 years ago

Mmmm chunky AND fragrant

unknownhere
unknownhere
12 years ago

ooh, so appetizing!

GoIntoTheToilet
12 years ago

This crap is so yummy ….

ella
ella
12 years ago

Made from the restraunt valley of customers willing to give away there crap!

wew..
wew..
12 years ago

uhm, waiter, please serve it in a golden toilet plate please?

PBC
PBC
12 years ago

Served with a side order of garden salad and antibiotics.

jakase
jakase
12 years ago

Who ate it before I bought it?

jakase
jakase
12 years ago

Um can I place an order for the already eatten steak with a side of roses?

Curly
Curly
12 years ago

Haha, joke’s on you — I don’t pay that for MY fragrant, hot crap! I can make it at home!

Kara
Kara
12 years ago

Wow! This crap smells nice!

Shackel
Shackel
12 years ago

Penguins, or hot crap. WHAT TO CHOOSE 😀

RBFG
RBFG
11 years ago

For 5 yuan, you can also order the cold and putrid urine.

Warrior
11 years ago

It’s always more fragrant the hotter it is…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I prefer fragrant hot dog

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