Just the essentials…

Just the essentials…

posted on 12 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Kevin Dauphinee.
Sign found in Beijing, China.  

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Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Ten percent off for all card-carrying pimps, ho’s and tranny’s!

GuitART
GuitART
11 years ago

For the idiot handyman.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

“Excuse me, which isle has marijuana? I went around the LSD stacks and ended up here!”

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Almost April
11 years ago

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Holly Would
Holly Would
11 years ago

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times…finding good drugs is like finding a needle in a hardware sto..HEY!

dangevin
11 years ago

My shopping list: Three-penny nails and $6 bottles of Evian.

dangevin
11 years ago

…but the “Software and Smack Megastore” just seems to have better quality stuff.

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

Maybe I’ll consider DIY chores from now on. Sounds fun!

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

So that explains why the handyman is missing a couple of fingers

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

For all your “screw” and “blow” needs…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

who’s up for getting hammered, nailed and screwed?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Gimme a dime bag, and a roll of duct-tape…

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Convenience with… a little too much of a smile…

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

I’m more concerned about that comma. This looks like someone was starting to write a letter but then got distracted.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Hit the nail. Hit the bong. Hit the nail. Hit the bong. Hit the nail. Hit the bong.

Someone205
Someone205
11 years ago

They better not come with the “fallen of a truck” story here

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

The new shop vac works great, but now I’m hungry for some reason.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

First we get hammered, then we nail each other.

Duck
Duck
11 years ago

Bongs … aisle twelve, right next to the ‘Huffer Delite’ brand spray paint!

zanzabar
zanzabar
11 years ago

“Come for the wrench, stay for the crack”

FSX
FSX
11 years ago

Yo, homes, it’s one them dope supamarkets, fo shizzle!

TC
TC
11 years ago

What better place to buy guns and drugs?

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Whoa, dude! Check it out! This hammer suddenly has a face! Wow! Now the whole store seems to be speaking to me!

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

This explains sooooooooooooooo much

Josh
Josh
11 years ago

Now, which one of these electrical conuits works the best as a bong?

Chainsawman
Chainsawman
11 years ago

You can build it, or fix it or smoke it or snort it. We can help.

Dayster
Dayster
11 years ago

DIY for dummies.

ida
ida
11 years ago

Talk about making a hash of the D.I.Y!

Stephan
11 years ago

Highstation 3. Splifftendo. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

Kimgiggly79
Kimgiggly79
11 years ago

overdose on aisle 6….

SOKKA
SOKKA
11 years ago

Next spot, map quest

Water imp
Water imp
11 years ago

Pop Rocks just got a whole new meaning…

jeffy
jeffy
11 years ago

Does Tommy Chong know about this yet?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

For the stoner do-it-yourselfer …

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland
11 years ago

They’re trying to be hip! No one wants to go to the lame-o market.

A person
A person
11 years ago

What? Isn’t pot a type of hardware?

Anyway, I was looking for opium birdseed. Where are the 10-pound bags? I need to give the birds one pound.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

wasnt aware we had a super market for that but hoo–rah just the same

Lynn
Lynn
11 years ago

I still prefer Home DePOT.

Lynn
Lynn
11 years ago

For those that like to get geeked up and build!

Livevil
Livevil
11 years ago

oh man, I was looking for the software and cocaine supermarket.

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

Looks like they ran out of both after the last comma there…

Corwyn
Corwyn
11 years ago

“This old House” with Beavis and Butthead!

feeled
feeled
11 years ago

I could nail me some joint compound here, man.

Dangeriz
Dangeriz
11 years ago

Dude… where’s my car?

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

Hammer… 1.75
Dope…. 34.50

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Listen, I need some duct tape, wood screws, and a big fatty. Can you help me?

andy
andy
11 years ago

build your own bong

Polyshot
Polyshot
10 years ago

Is that for GTA:Shanghai or Beijing?? LOL

susanne
susanne
9 years ago

So! ACE Hardware has been lying to me all the time!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– A chainsaw and a coke, please.

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