My kind of service…

My kind of service…

posted on 5 Jan 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Shongweni.
Found in Guangzhou, China.  

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cheetaih
cheetaih
11 years ago

This service is hot!

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

do you perform firming?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

…just down the hall from The Male Sex Bathroom.

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Yes, I’d like to have cornrows put in mine please.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Just a little off the top and trim the sideburns, please…”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

How much for a cut & perm?

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

Is this where I can get some…uh…’extensions’?

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
11 years ago

Boy, talk about a hairy situation

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

All styles 69 …cents

Molly
Molly
11 years ago

100% satisfaction, guaranteed

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

hold the hot oil please. no hot-o oil-o prease.

amanak
amanak
11 years ago

Is there any extra charge for side parting?

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Well, i finaly found the place, no thanks to the map that was not posted there, and the Tourist Information Center

Toiletman
Toiletman
11 years ago

No I could finally discover where the “cut and blow” has its origins 😀

Eric G
Eric G
11 years ago

Trust me, the blow dry isn’t what it sounds like!!!!!

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

“And what do you do for a living, Jon?”
“Well Marcia, I work in pubic service…”

Repetitious
Repetitious
11 years ago

Find the little man in the boat here.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Going down?

GuitART
GuitART
11 years ago

It SOUNDS nice, but the people that work there are so CRABBY!

Etheral
11 years ago

“This is the Pubic Service Center, how may we help you?”
“MY GOD, THIS GUY! I think he’s gonna shav… oh no, he’s here!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!”

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

Ahhh, the joys of pubic worship…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Does it come with a happy ending?

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Wait a minute, that’s not hair gel!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Guys, just make sure you don’t get the male stylist.

Yogesh Damle
Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

I hope they don’t use the straightening iron there! That would be ‘catstraighting’ a client!

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

Do you sell tiny fro-picks?

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Well, we can conclude that that place is definately not located in Brazil.

mk46
mk46
11 years ago

I’ve found my special purpose in life!

Pyth007
Pyth007
11 years ago

The best salon for a cut and massage!

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

I’ve left pubic office…

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

Just ray it all down on counter the we will makes sure it takes care rest for you!!!

annie
annie
11 years ago

Yes, I’d like to have the cut and blow special, please…

Pixiedj
Pixiedj
11 years ago

do they make those “announcements” here as well?

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
11 years ago

i hope that every employee here are female rofl

A person
A person
11 years ago

I prefer sightseeing near the Vaginal Service Center.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

DO NOT sign up for the BRAZILLIAN whatever you do—it is NOT a massage

feces
feces
11 years ago

porn star trim for me please…

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

Pubic Service Center… where we trim your pubes nicely!

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

I’ve heard of getting screwed by the government, but……………………

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

I’ve got private pube care, so I’m ok.

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
9 years ago

“if you find a pube, please come to this office”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

She sad she would prefer a Private service center …

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