Tired of seeing?

Tired of seeing?

posted on 7 Jan 2009 in Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of “Hrussell”.
Eye makeup remover from Japan. 

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Josh
Josh
11 years ago

* proven to be marginally effective on average and low quality eyes.

jer0me
jer0me
11 years ago

It w0n’t hurt, pr0mise!

Ethd
Ethd
11 years ago

Eye’m afraid that eye really quite adore my eyes. Even though eye have really crappy eyes, and eye need meye contact lenses.

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

They already have those, they’re called ice-picks

Kitty
Kitty
11 years ago

For those really bad blind dates.

Anony1200
Anony1200
11 years ago

Just in case you thought you learned brail for nothing.

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
11 years ago

Works everytime. See for yourself!

Fietsbelle
Fietsbelle
11 years ago

But the mascara stays on!

DeanAckles
DeanAckles
11 years ago

Finally, a way to avoid bad ads on TV. Can you put your eyeballs back in place though? Or do they get dissolved?

Trish
Trish
11 years ago

Why do you need such a big bottle???…After all…you can only use it once.

commanderbeatdown
commanderbeatdown
11 years ago

Results you can see!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

That is such baloney—now i just can’t see colors–liars

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

The eyelids kept protesting…

FreeGuideDogIncluded
FreeGuideDogIncluded
11 years ago

Doth thy right eye offend thee? Hate all that plucking? Well, no more! New Eye Remover from Perfect makes self-mutilation a snap! Tired of doing what your mother said would make you blind with no results? Eye Remover from Perfect gets the job done with far less cleanup after. Try it today. *Be sure to read all instructions BEFORE application* *May cause blindness*

Stephan
11 years ago

“See ya later bro.” -“Nah, man, you won’t.. that’s for eyeing the last piece of pie!

BSting
11 years ago

the perfect remedie for after you walk in on your parents after one too many beers

Miles24
Miles24
11 years ago

Use this to have the best excuse to leave work.

DP Interworld
11 years ago

Great for nude beaches.

Fede
Fede
11 years ago

If you call now you will also recieve the ear remover! perfect for those large conversations!

Luna
Luna
11 years ago

Maybe Edgar Allen Poe should have used it for that screepy old “vulture eye”.

Chang Li
Chang Li
11 years ago

Put that away right now! You could poke someone’s eye out with that!

vic
vic
11 years ago

Hey! Have you seen my eye?

Alice
Alice
11 years ago

Oh, they’ve come up with a cure for things I can’t unsee!

Carly
Carly
11 years ago

Sometimes parents know what they’re when they tell us we’ll poke our eyes out.

Phil G.
Phil G.
11 years ago

Hey, the North Koreans could use that for interrogating prisoners!

Range
Range
11 years ago

The closest thing to eye bleach you can find!

Gon
Gon
11 years ago

read carefully before use it, if not, directions in Braille available at extra cost…

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

Tired of unsightly sights? Not thinking clearly? Do you see the demon in the faces of all the children? Then why not remove your eyes? If you’re not perfectly satisfied then send the product to the address written on the back for a full refund. If you can’t find it then we know we’ve done our job!

certified_cadillacer
certified_cadillacer
11 years ago

since my husband’s been cheating on me i think i’ll buy a penis remover to go with it.

Hardee Harhar
Hardee Harhar
10 years ago

In just six weeks your eyes will shrink to slits.

Detective Kitty
Detective Kitty
10 years ago

Remove your annoying eye today!

soshu
soshu
10 years ago

can be found in body remover shop

don
don
10 years ago

the perfect eye remover, a collaboration of Dolce & Gabbana, kim jong il and kim il sung..

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10 years ago

ideal gift for your hated great aunt!

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

I CAN’T SEE!! HELP!!

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

I, Oedipus, endorse this product.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

“Should I tear my eyes out now / Before I see too much…”
-Sufjan Stevens

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