Tired of seeing?

Tired of seeing?

posted on 7 Jan 2009 in Toiletries

 

Photo courtesy of “Hrussell”.
Eye makeup remover from Japan. 

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Spoony
Spoony
12 years ago

Finally a solution for those of us who have been unfortunate enough to watch 2girls1cup.

Spoony
Spoony
12 years ago

Can be found in Hell’s finest salons.

Smegma
Smegma
12 years ago

Perfect! Now I can keep an eye on each of the kids!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
12 years ago

All those in favor, say Eye!

Michael
Michael
12 years ago

Oedipus Complex – minus the pain and incest!

GuitART
GuitART
12 years ago

What “eye-L” is it on?

The “eye’s” have it!

Eye, Remover; You Jane

I scream, you scream, we ALL scream with Eye Remover!

and last but not least…Recommended by 4 out of 5 Cyclops

kapow
kapow
12 years ago

Now all i have to do is put this eyepatch on and then.. Aargh! Avast ye mateys!

dangevin
12 years ago

From the makers of Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic.

dangevin
12 years ago

The luscious ladies’ perfume that will also make their jaw hit the floor!

dangevin
12 years ago

I was only looking for something to knock her socks off.

dExtEr
dExtEr
12 years ago

A perfect match for the NAIL REMOVER! hehe

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Keep an eye on the next offer!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“Worried about being cast into Hell? Use “Perfect” Eye Remover if your eye offends you. All the Salvation with only Half the Drama.”

Amanak
Amanak
12 years ago

Can I have the helpline number, just wanted to confirm if they make the ear / nose remover as well

Amanak
Amanak
12 years ago

Does the instruction manual come in the box or printed at the bottle’s back?

Molly
Molly
12 years ago

I think I’ve seen enough.

gbear
gbear
12 years ago

Hands off, pal.

staplerman
staplerman
12 years ago

alright! I’ll take three.

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
12 years ago

WOW! It’s like my eyes were never there… I think.

mikey
mikey
12 years ago

Hey, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye 😛

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Whoa! My eyeballs would have popped out had they written ‘ball remover’!

Someone205
Someone205
12 years ago

Ah, finally. I don’t have to stab my victims their eyes out anymore. Saves alot of mess.

IkariGendo
IkariGendo
12 years ago

The gift that says “I don’t think we should see each other any more.”

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Manufactured by Red Ryder Air Rifle Company

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Be careful, you might remove someone’s eye out!

Ellen
Ellen
12 years ago

Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

This company’ll steal you blind!

Alix
Alix
12 years ago

I wish I had known about this before using Imperfect Eye Remover last week…..

Doug
12 years ago

It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye…

Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
12 years ago

I wonder if the caution statement is written in brail…

Esom
Esom
12 years ago

Now you see it, Now you don’t!

BennyB
BennyB
12 years ago

For best results, do not wear safety goggles while applying the product.

James C.
12 years ago

When a Red Rider BB Gun just won’t cut it…accept no substitutes.

Jay
Jay
12 years ago

Leaves imperfect eyes completely intact.

Sally
Sally
12 years ago

It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye, imperfectly

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Finally a tool for us 4-eyed people to get back at you 20/20 jerks who teased us in school.

munchy365
12 years ago

did you know that someone made an engrish rip-off site called “engrish funny . com”? kinda pathetic, isn’t it.

TJ
TJ
12 years ago

I feel so compelled to buy this product! My eyes are drawn to it!

niyer
niyer
12 years ago

If only Oedipus had known…

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
12 years ago

is my eye suppose to burn and sizzle? HOLY CRAP I CANT SEE OUT OF MY EYE!!!

Steel Jay
Steel Jay
12 years ago

It’s perfect, if you don’t want to see anymore.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

From the same company which produces Horny Remover.

mk46
mk46
12 years ago

Recommended by Marty Feldman!

Amanak
Amanak
12 years ago

Honey, make sure read the application instructions carefully for the last time!!!

Puki
Puki
12 years ago

not compatible with contact lenses

Gopinath Gosavi
12 years ago

hay, i cant stop laughing………. all broken words………….thanks…

David
David
12 years ago

Oh crap, I picked up the finger remover instead.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

I need this so I can finally see my own forehead!

Repetitious
Repetitious
12 years ago

Not a caption but this reminds me of how one of my old neighbors called nail polish remover “fingernail remover”. “You got any fingernail remover I can borrow?” (Me: Huh???) Bet she’d like the eye remover.

Repetitious
Repetitious
12 years ago

First tested on Saint Lucia, 304 A.D.

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