Tired of seeing?

Finally a solution for those of us who have been unfortunate enough to watch 2girls1cup.

Can be found in Hell’s finest salons.

Perfect! Now I can keep an eye on each of the kids!

All those in favor, say Eye!

Oedipus Complex – minus the pain and incest!

What “eye-L” is it on?

The “eye’s” have it!

Eye, Remover; You Jane

I scream, you scream, we ALL scream with Eye Remover!

and last but not least…Recommended by 4 out of 5 Cyclops

Now all i have to do is put this eyepatch on and then.. Aargh! Avast ye mateys!

From the makers of Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic.

The luscious ladies’ perfume that will also make their jaw hit the floor!

I was only looking for something to knock her socks off.

A perfect match for the NAIL REMOVER! hehe

Keep an eye on the next offer!

“Worried about being cast into Hell? Use “Perfect” Eye Remover if your eye offends you. All the Salvation with only Half the Drama.”

Can I have the helpline number, just wanted to confirm if they make the ear / nose remover as well

Does the instruction manual come in the box or printed at the bottle’s back?

I think I’ve seen enough.

Hands off, pal.

alright! I’ll take three.

WOW! It’s like my eyes were never there… I think.

Hey, it’s better than a sharp stick in the eye 😛

Whoa! My eyeballs would have popped out had they written ‘ball remover’!

Ah, finally. I don’t have to stab my victims their eyes out anymore. Saves alot of mess.

The gift that says “I don’t think we should see each other any more.”

Manufactured by Red Ryder Air Rifle Company

Be careful, you might remove someone’s eye out!

Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.
Eye Off: Apply directly to the eyeball.

This company’ll steal you blind!

I wish I had known about this before using Imperfect Eye Remover last week…..

It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye…

I wonder if the caution statement is written in brail…

Now you see it, Now you don’t!

For best results, do not wear safety goggles while applying the product.

When a Red Rider BB Gun just won’t cut it…accept no substitutes.

Leaves imperfect eyes completely intact.

It’s all fun and games until someone removes an eye, imperfectly

Finally a tool for us 4-eyed people to get back at you 20/20 jerks who teased us in school.

did you know that someone made an engrish rip-off site called “engrish funny . com”? kinda pathetic, isn’t it.

I feel so compelled to buy this product! My eyes are drawn to it!

If only Oedipus had known…

is my eye suppose to burn and sizzle? HOLY CRAP I CANT SEE OUT OF MY EYE!!!

It’s perfect, if you don’t want to see anymore.

From the same company which produces Horny Remover.

Recommended by Marty Feldman!

Honey, make sure read the application instructions carefully for the last time!!!

not compatible with contact lenses

hay, i cant stop laughing………. all broken words………….thanks…

Oh crap, I picked up the finger remover instead.

I need this so I can finally see my own forehead!

Not a caption but this reminds me of how one of my old neighbors called nail polish remover “fingernail remover”. “You got any fingernail remover I can borrow?” (Me: Huh???) Bet she’d like the eye remover.

First tested on Saint Lucia, 304 A.D.