Yes, just the one nut…

Yes, just the one nut…

posted on 14 Jan 2009 in Menus

 

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Photo courtesy of Kristen McAree.
Menu found in Japan. 

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Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
13 years ago

I’d like an order of the French Flies, de-winged please, the peanut, a small salad and so on.

GuitART
GuitART
13 years ago

French Flies? Oui?? Ooh la la!

Smegma
Smegma
13 years ago

French flies? I’m down with it. As long as they’re not spanish flies…

Almost April
Almost April
13 years ago

Other menu items include our world-famous hambooger, Beetle Juice and Angel foot cake. Dericious!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

I’d choose the peanut any day!

dangevin
13 years ago

King Arthur: What are you then?
French Fly: I’m French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
Sir Galahad: What are you doing on the menu?
French Fly: Mind your own business.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

The small salad looks good but I’m not that hungry. I think I’ll just have the peanut.

staplerman
staplerman
13 years ago

waiter, there’s shit on my flies!

chickenman
chickenman
13 years ago

Veerrry smelly meal!

chickenman
chickenman
13 years ago

French flies last seen on an ice-cream laced with extra chunky “special choc” sauce at a cafe Down Under.

gbear
gbear
13 years ago

I have Charlie Brown.

Grifter Wolf
Grifter Wolf
13 years ago

Pass me the fly swatter and the salad dressing, stat!

kapow
kapow
13 years ago

The guy on the other table is loaded. He ordered a plate of peanuts!

TC
TC
13 years ago

The worst part is, it might not be a mistake…

kringo
kringo
13 years ago

Le buzz. . . .

IanCognito
IanCognito
13 years ago

Sausage with Flies is what you get when you don’t buy New Japan Meat.

Someone205
Someone205
13 years ago

Japan’s hollywood restaurant. They can eat a couple of flies, one peanut, or a small salad. And if the stars don’t have a man at the moment, there are enough “sausages” availables for them.

Gabby
13 years ago

Boy how French flies! One minute I was considering ordering light for lunch. Just a peanut and a small salad. But by the time the waiter arrives, I could see how the French I wanted so quickly flies. Guess I’ll settle for a whale dog.

Hunter Kimble
Hunter Kimble
13 years ago

Don’t worry, it’s the Spanish Flies you need to watch out for!

Duck
Duck
13 years ago

In a circus:
Mother elephant: FInish your peanuts, son.
Mother elephant’s son: Buy why? I don’t like them!
Mother elephant: Because there are starving elephants in Japan who are happy with just one peanut!

Alix
Alix
13 years ago

Maybe we should eat somewhere else since they’re serving anorexia today.

Jodan Yo
Jodan Yo
13 years ago

That’s not even the worst of it. The worst part is that the menu was translated accurately.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
13 years ago

Look! its the peanut from the 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean Movie!!! I want its autograph!

zanzabar
zanzabar
13 years ago

Dammit! There’s a fly on my pla- … oh, never mind. Sure beats the freedom flies back home.

Repetitious
Repetitious
13 years ago

Excuse me, but can I get sausage with Spanish flies instead, peanut?

Steel Jay
Steel Jay
13 years ago

NO PEANUT FOR YOU!

TJ
TJ
13 years ago

I think I’ll have some Fleedom Flies instead.

TJ
TJ
13 years ago

Dang! Someone beat me to it!

Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

We decided to settle for the small salad and made the waitress undo the flies!

Ben
Ben
13 years ago

Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup…oh, never mind…

HaX0788
HaX0788
13 years ago

I think I’ll have some french toad instead.

Ryan
Ryan
13 years ago

It was either that or Garbanzo.

gigglestick
gigglestick
13 years ago

Hey, some of us only need one nut to be happy 🙂

Thomas Witherspoon
13 years ago

…Or, as zee French say, “Mouches Frites”

jer0me
jer0me
13 years ago

Gr0wn in a sanitized area.

Timothy
Timothy
13 years ago

Don’t you mean, flied potatoes?

Orangutan
Orangutan
13 years ago

Is Jeff Dunham aware of this?

V
V
13 years ago

Appetizer A La Johnny Depp.

Shadrach
Shadrach
13 years ago

Alright, alright, you talked me into it. I’ll just go straight to the liquor!

Buffy
Buffy
13 years ago

It’s french FRIES, you plick!

Ethd
Ethd
13 years ago

If only I could buy flies like that in America. Oh, and how much does 10 peanuts cost?

chickenman
chickenman
13 years ago

Charlie Brown!!!! Haha who posted that was an AWESOME one.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
13 years ago

Everything’s better in French…

BibbyKlr
BibbyKlr
13 years ago

Theyre probably very rude flies….

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

peanut eh?—anorexics rejoice its a small menu but they have just the thing for ya

DaVince
13 years ago

Ceci n’est pas une mouche.

chriswell
chriswell
13 years ago

Are flies high in calories? Screw it, just give me a peanut.

aplhabetty
aplhabetty
13 years ago

french flies are so much richer in flavor then those american flies they serve accross the street

drcmao
drcmao
13 years ago

Waiter, is it possible to just get a half order of the peanut?

Kara
Kara
13 years ago

Hmmm…. choices choices…. err…. I think will go with peanut.

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