50 ways to choose your cancer…

50 ways to choose your cancer…

posted on 9 Feb 2009 in Vending Machines

 

Photo courtesy of Derek Duhon.
Cigarette vending machine found on street in Machida, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

So enjoyable smoking, so is emphysema, lung cancer and yellow teeth.

George
George
11 years ago

These tobacco companies sure are putting an effort to drive me away from herb land. It’s not gonna work, weed fo lyfe!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

50 selection of cancers and diseases. Enjoy at your own risks!

Thut
Thut
11 years ago

Your lungs make you regret smoking!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Apparently, these people are ignoring the warnings on the side of the pack.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Now we just need a fun spokesperson to endorse the campaign, like,… oh, I don’t know… say a dashing looking camel wearing sunglasses and dressed in a Bondish-looking jacket and tie.

dangevin
11 years ago

Also in enjoying smoking: My aunt Ruth with the tube in her throat.

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

A figure of a woman hacking up a lung.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

I also find that smoking is a good friend of addiction, lung cancer, emphysema…yeah, I’m gonna stick to coffee & alcohol.

Lanz16
11 years ago

Yeah right…

Smoking can be your good friend but your worst nightmare at the end.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

You’re just a number to us

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

A woman’s silhouette… Probably the maid giving you a hard time about the smelly curtains

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Besides, she’s not shadowy, she’s covered in smoke

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Free and easy – just the words that I think of when I contemplate a tobacco habit.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

ARE YOU SMOKING YET?

ZeroCentury
ZeroCentury
11 years ago

Well life is short, just enjoy what you can enjoy.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

My heart enjoys smoking, much like my eyeballs enjoy a fork.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Um, are you sure this is tobacco and not, oh, weed?

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

If only Michael Phelps had gotten to this vending machine before going to that fateful party, he wouldn’t have any problems now.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

STURGEON GENERAL WARNING OF YOU: Smorking Causes the Cancer Lung, Disease of Heart, Artesia, And the Pregnancies of May Compricate.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

Got smoke?

Skriber
Skriber
11 years ago

What are you all talking about, people don’t die of smoking in japan !

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

“But doctor, the vending machine told me smoking was my friend.”

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Flee rung cancel with pulchase.

Nina
Nina
11 years ago

Let’s enjoying smoking and dying a slow and painful death!

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

These figures sure enjoy sorrows in business, don’t they?

munchy365
11 years ago

figure of man working hard to break addiction

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

STURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Vague Flowery Metaphors.

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

Oooooh, you had me at “figure giving off a woman’s shadow.”

Jeremy
Jeremy
11 years ago

Just a suggestion, really: if the cigarette smoke is being “Suggestive of Sorrows of Business” … it’s time to quit.

… smoking. Not business.

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

Got cancer?

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

im in enjoying the second hand smoking
less cancer and all the flavor of smoke on the breath

A person
A person
11 years ago

jjhitt: “sturgeon” general?

Figure of a guy who eventually got hooked on pot because his smoking buddy told him to try it.

gee
gee
11 years ago

Dont stop till you get cancer……

…………

BibbyKlr
BibbyKlr
11 years ago

Ive been thinking of taking up smoking, this settles it!

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

Smoke, citizen, and work hard!

(By the way, what is with the Sturgeon General? Does he write warning labels for caviar?)

unknownhere
unknownhere
11 years ago

yes, let’s live to smoke, and smoke to live!

th tlansrater
th tlansrater
11 years ago

smoking is adventure ! soar like eagle into clouds of taste enjoyment.
none more better, and no longer sorrows of buisness figure ! a women’s shadow will hand in marriage for cigarette.

makeda
makeda
11 years ago

This ad, went taken figuratively not literally, is a great way to explain the mental processes behind smoking. We all make great excuses to pick up the stoge and some are listed above. Take control of your mind.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

the sorrows in the tobacco business: Finding new customers after the previous ones die…

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking causes halitosis, excretement-coloured staining of the fingers, foul-smelling clothes and hair, and severe staining of teeth. On the plus side, if you should fall asleep while smoking, those same stained teeth may be helpful in identifying your remains. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Surgeon General’s Warning: Anyone who tells you smoking is “a good friend of mental activities” is lying through the hole in their windpipe. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Surgeon General’s Warning: Quitting smoking reduces serious risks to your health. If you consider your lungs filling with tar and your arteries hardening like 150-year-old dinner rolls “serious” risks. 🙂

adrasl300
adrasl300
9 years ago

This kind of marketing is not illegal in Japan?

Unown
Unown
8 years ago

Wait. I didn’t know They still made cigarette vending machines! Those things are a relic of the past here. (Thank God!)

Bodorol
Bodorol
8 years ago

“Your heart MAKES you enjoy it, we implant chip in it!”

Alex
Alex
8 years ago

Lets death with smoking and the enjoy of beautiful life!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Smoke Or Die!

… Um, wait …

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