50 ways to choose your cancer…

50 ways to choose your cancer…

posted on 9 Feb 2009 in Vending Machines

 

Photo courtesy of Derek Duhon.
Cigarette vending machine found on street in Machida, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

So enjoyable smoking, so is emphysema, lung cancer and yellow teeth.

George
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George

These tobacco companies sure are putting an effort to drive me away from herb land. It’s not gonna work, weed fo lyfe!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

50 selection of cancers and diseases. Enjoy at your own risks!

Thut
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Thut

Your lungs make you regret smoking!

beechoak
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beechoak

Apparently, these people are ignoring the warnings on the side of the pack.

beechoak
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beechoak

Now we just need a fun spokesperson to endorse the campaign, like,… oh, I don’t know… say a dashing looking camel wearing sunglasses and dressed in a Bondish-looking jacket and tie.

dangevin
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Also in enjoying smoking: My aunt Ruth with the tube in her throat.

gbear
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gbear

A figure of a woman hacking up a lung.

Dude
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Dude

I also find that smoking is a good friend of addiction, lung cancer, emphysema…yeah, I’m gonna stick to coffee & alcohol.

Lanz16
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Yeah right…

Smoking can be your good friend but your worst nightmare at the end.

Grifter
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Grifter

You’re just a number to us

Kees
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Kees

A woman’s silhouette… Probably the maid giving you a hard time about the smelly curtains

Kees
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Kees

Besides, she’s not shadowy, she’s covered in smoke

kringo
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kringo

Free and easy – just the words that I think of when I contemplate a tobacco habit.

Pamela
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Pamela

ARE YOU SMOKING YET?

ZeroCentury
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ZeroCentury

Well life is short, just enjoy what you can enjoy.

kringo
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kringo

My heart enjoys smoking, much like my eyeballs enjoy a fork.

Classic Steve
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Um, are you sure this is tobacco and not, oh, weed?

kringo
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kringo

If only Michael Phelps had gotten to this vending machine before going to that fateful party, he wouldn’t have any problems now.

Jay
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Jay

STURGEON GENERAL WARNING OF YOU: Smorking Causes the Cancer Lung, Disease of Heart, Artesia, And the Pregnancies of May Compricate.

Bob*
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Bob*

Got smoke?

Skriber
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Skriber

What are you all talking about, people don’t die of smoking in japan !

Xila31
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Xila31

“But doctor, the vending machine told me smoking was my friend.”

Joe
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Joe

Flee rung cancel with pulchase.

Nina
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Nina

Let’s enjoying smoking and dying a slow and painful death!

Katie
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Katie

These figures sure enjoy sorrows in business, don’t they?

munchy365
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figure of man working hard to break addiction

jjhitt
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jjhitt

STURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Vague Flowery Metaphors.

Stefan
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Stefan

Oooooh, you had me at “figure giving off a woman’s shadow.”

Jeremy
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Jeremy

Just a suggestion, really: if the cigarette smoke is being “Suggestive of Sorrows of Business” … it’s time to quit.

… smoking. Not business.

Sparkly Boof
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Sparkly Boof

Got cancer?

Ghost08
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Ghost08

im in enjoying the second hand smoking
less cancer and all the flavor of smoke on the breath

A person
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A person

jjhitt: “sturgeon” general?

Figure of a guy who eventually got hooked on pot because his smoking buddy told him to try it.

gee
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gee

Dont stop till you get cancer……

…………

BibbyKlr
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BibbyKlr

Ive been thinking of taking up smoking, this settles it!

Andrew
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Andrew

Smoke, citizen, and work hard!

(By the way, what is with the Sturgeon General? Does he write warning labels for caviar?)

unknownhere
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unknownhere

yes, let’s live to smoke, and smoke to live!

th tlansrater
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th tlansrater

smoking is adventure ! soar like eagle into clouds of taste enjoyment.
none more better, and no longer sorrows of buisness figure ! a women’s shadow will hand in marriage for cigarette.

makeda
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makeda

This ad, went taken figuratively not literally, is a great way to explain the mental processes behind smoking. We all make great excuses to pick up the stoge and some are listed above. Take control of your mind.

Lora
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Lora

the sorrows in the tobacco business: Finding new customers after the previous ones die…

Lora
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Lora

Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking causes halitosis, excretement-coloured staining of the fingers, foul-smelling clothes and hair, and severe staining of teeth. On the plus side, if you should fall asleep while smoking, those same stained teeth may be helpful in identifying your remains. 🙂

Lora
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Lora

Surgeon General’s Warning: Anyone who tells you smoking is “a good friend of mental activities” is lying through the hole in their windpipe. 🙂

Lora
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Lora

Surgeon General’s Warning: Quitting smoking reduces serious risks to your health. If you consider your lungs filling with tar and your arteries hardening like 150-year-old dinner rolls “serious” risks. 🙂

adrasl300
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adrasl300

This kind of marketing is not illegal in Japan?

Unown
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Unown

Wait. I didn’t know They still made cigarette vending machines! Those things are a relic of the past here. (Thank God!)

Bodorol
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Bodorol

“Your heart MAKES you enjoy it, we implant chip in it!”

Alex
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Alex

Lets death with smoking and the enjoy of beautiful life!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Smoke Or Die!

… Um, wait …

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