Bi-polar Belinda

Bi-polar Belinda

posted on 25 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

 

Photo courtesy of Eric Polsinelli.
Chinese toy found in Toronto, Canada. 
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John Tranbo
John Tranbo
12 years ago

Waaay better than that unipolar Jessie i already have!

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

Do cartwheels, bend over backwards and throw my leg over my shoulder.

Ahasferos
Ahasferos
12 years ago

The lapdance is so much beeeeetter when the stripper is crying…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

…. and also call the police to press charges against you

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

That’s just the button in her back! You’re not ready for what she’ll do if you pull her string!

gbear
gbear
12 years ago

Ahhh, Brittany Spears finally has released her action figure.

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Baby got wet back

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

And I thought the vibrating rabbit was a little much…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

Sold seperately is Belinda’s chimpanzee friend Bling-Bling.
When you press his back, he will charge Belinda and maul her face off.

Coming soon, Belinda’s Face Reconstruction Kit.

Meli
Meli
12 years ago

…That’s what she said!

staplerman
staplerman
12 years ago

barbie is so 5 minutes ago…

grimo1re
grimo1re
12 years ago

Belinda Spears: the unknown twin

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Ah- actresses charge millions to do the same! They charge even more to let their backs be pressed!

Pamela
Pamela
12 years ago

… I will aslo going trance and my eyes will rolling backward.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

You can push her back, but don’t push her front

Ryuukuro
Ryuukuro
12 years ago

Belinda: The cross eyed, color blind, language challenged girl!

theillen
theillen
12 years ago

God help you if you push her button on the front

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

as long as you are sorrying im fining

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Finally, an emo twist for singing dolls.

Spoony
Spoony
12 years ago

Other features:

Once you press my back, I will fighting, screaming, and beating Hanna Montana.

George
George
12 years ago

Shake that plastic moneymaker!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

PTSD … Pull The String Dummy….

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

Coming Soon: Matilda; Belinda’s schizophrenic little sister. Push her buttons and she will hear voices!

Tasha
Tasha
12 years ago

…and then things went horrible wrong.

David
David
12 years ago

And then she will killing you in your sleep…

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
12 years ago

more fun than Menopause Mandy

Repetitious
Repetitious
12 years ago

Shaken Baby Belinda

Alistair
Alistair
12 years ago

Sounds like every woman I know…..

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Press her back, and she’ll pressing yours.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

Its Chucky’s little known sister…

Zirian
Zirian
12 years ago

“Mommy, I’m scared!”

(on another note, where are the tears coming from if she’s crying???)

Insouciant
12 years ago

Sounds like the symptoms of demon possession.

Easily Amused
Easily Amused
12 years ago

Sounds like a Beatles concert

The crazed fan women would literally cry over pieces of grass the Beatles stepped on

Star
Star
12 years ago

Buy the new Belinda doll! She’ll eat your dinner, drain your wallet, and ruin your life!

PuppetMattster
PuppetMattster
12 years ago

Reminds me of my first time…

chriswell
chriswell
12 years ago

If you purchase this doll, you will be forbidden from living within 1 mile of any schools or parks.

Mega
Mega
12 years ago

Just don’t pull her leg, she’ll be rolling in tears.
And if you pull her finger, who knows what will happen?

P
P
12 years ago

All at the same time

Bugoyboy
Bugoyboy
12 years ago

Oh yeah baby! Im pressing ! Cry and shake sum mo, babe! But can you stop singing????

Mr. Briggs
Mr. Briggs
12 years ago

If you push my buttons, I will cry and shake, but you can tie me to a bed and I’ll sing for you. Just try and tie me to a bed… [evil grin]

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
12 years ago

I have a sister just like you.

Rikc Munts
Rikc Munts
12 years ago

Too bad it never turns off.

P
P
12 years ago

which is disturbing

feces
feces
12 years ago

awww.. this dolll is just like my ex.. that’s sweet

Chantal
Chantal
12 years ago

Made in China

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Awww man, I just invested all my money in that Drunk Debbie!

Akana
Akana
11 years ago

…WHAT will she be shaking, exactly? Because I’m picturing her thrashing like she’s having a seizure, and that’s a horrifying visual…

PTL
PTL
11 years ago

A typical 16-year old pop star signified in a flammable-looking hunk of plastic? i’ll take that. now i just need to find some matches and a window at Mrs. Cyrus’s place to throw it through*!

*pretty much everything i said was either sarcastic or a lie. i do hate Miley, though.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Wow, it’s a variant of the “Don’t touch me there Elmo” doll.

bridget
11 years ago

Don’t forget the Therapy Fun Pack sold separately- complete with padded room, hot pink straight jacket and Prozac.

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