Drug mart SEGAMI

Real junkies, waste no time!
Come and try that stash of mine!
Heroin and crack cocaine?
By all means, we got that game.

Only now at Segami’s bodega, shit’s off tha hook!

This week’s special offer: two copy-pastes at the price of one?

It is me that am was do bad bads to you, if you don’t stop once by all means!

You’re not seeing double, that’s our drugs. You’re not seeing double, that’s our drugs.

It is double-plus good that you buy all your Drugs at Segami. And remember, Big Sister is watching!

What what?

Drug mart SEGAMI, apply directly to the forehead. Drug mart SEGAMI, apply directly to the forehead.

I am stone stoned by reading this advertisement, start at once? Don’t mind if I do does!

Please start at twice by all means! Two good goods are good good!

Now the only question left is, on which good goods the writer of those line was while creating that ad.

Clever name, Images spelled backwards. Nothing funny to say, just wanted to point that out.

Well the ad writer is cleary on some good goods; Has me sold.

Good, they them sell good goods that which are good, which that is good

Excuse me, where is the aspirin? Excuse me, where is the aspirin?

Memory pills? Memory pills?

Glug glug…
Why Why do do I I see see the the same thing twice? twice?

i guess no one is going to point out the black sheep in the room—the visitor is an alien–he has to come to earth for his good goods.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Do you have eyedrops? I’m seeing double.

“has had good goods in stock” Now we just have mediocre goods in stock.

For you your short term memory loss, because you had have short term memory loss…you foreigners.

Girl in the picture is smiling and thinking “WTF?”.

Hey – you guys charged me double!

Drug mart SEGAMI clerk to browsing customer: “You start shop at once! NOW!!!!!”

Drug mart SEGAMI: owner: Jacob twotwo
owner: Jacob twotwo

These goods sound really good! But when should I start?

That girl is cute. That girl is cute.

Ever since they put that Starbucks inside I don’t have any reason to leave.

Founded by Pete and Re-pete!

“segami” unfortunately can also mean “jerk me off” in italian

Dr. Steve Brule, for your health!

What do our drugs treat? Deja vu.

As I was told in school … just say no noes … just say no noes.

Segami means “saw me” (from to saw) in italian

yeah but in slang “farsi la sega” (to saw urself) means to jerk off (coz of the sawing motion…)

the double effect was to drive drives the mesage home homes

Is that good good good goods then?

Not that Subliminal Message…

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT

A slogan so good they used it twice!

Business must be really bad.

Designed to catch your attention twice!

Pete and repeat were sitting on a boat …

Sorry, we’re out of pills that remedy short-term memory loss. We’re also out of pills that remedy short-term memory loss.

I still didn’t get it the second time you said it.

Now means now!

by all means…

Yes but do they have great greats?

and they say the Dutch are lenient with their softdrugs tolerance policy…

Start at once. Finish twice.