Electronics State Heat Cup

Electronics State Heat Cup

posted on 3 Feb 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Michael from South Africa.
Cup originally from China. 

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algernon
algernon
12 years ago

So Its no good for use in a third world country then.

gbear
gbear
12 years ago

Hey, according to the picture it’s great for heating beer and champagne as well. Nothing relaxes me after work like a nice warm steaming, hot cup of beer.

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
12 years ago

On sale only at the Police State

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

48W horsepower puts a little zip in your coffee!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
12 years ago

So it heats your drink, recharges your car battery and drives the car and can mate with another coffee that gives offspring?

Engrish.com has outdone it self on this one…

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
12 years ago

Jeremy Clarkson’s flask – packed with poweeeerrrrr!

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Let’s coffee and works hard surplus!

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Coffee charge get!

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Repeat after me, o writer of this ad:
Noun, verb.
Noun, verb.
Noun, verb.

Nancy
Nancy
12 years ago

My head hurts.

amanak
amanak
12 years ago

Steven Speilberg may like to sign the ad writer for his next movie’s screenplay.

Spiritos Asper
Spiritos Asper
12 years ago

Can be used anywhere…except in economic retarded countries

amanak
amanak
12 years ago

A $10 award for the one who could decipher the above code.

David
David
12 years ago

My coffee has carefreely driven my car into a ditch again.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
12 years ago

Coffee has offspring???

amanak
amanak
12 years ago

If Thomas Savery was alive today, he would have re-defined “Horsepower”

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Sounds like someone warmed beer in that mug! 😀

theillien
theillien
12 years ago

No drink for you!!!

MGill
MGill
12 years ago

After all that reading, I’m too tired to drink my coffee.

Eric G
Eric G
12 years ago

Heating my coffee, I see the clan and open country and I don’t like where it’s taking me. Unplug it! For the love of god unplug it!

Dude
Dude
12 years ago

This is the Electronics State Police! Put your hands up & drop the mug!

Your Correspondent
12 years ago

Uh–how does this work again?

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
12 years ago

That cup is HOT!

Xila
Xila
12 years ago

If you purchase this mug from a Dodge dealer, it comes equiped with a HEMI.

KDE
KDE
12 years ago

Long time heat preservation! It preservation you long time!

ric
ric
12 years ago

My brain hurts now…

Wesley
Wesley
12 years ago

Hey, I majored in Advance Economic at Electronics State. You can find this at the ES bookstore.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
12 years ago

We must uphold the separation of electronics and state…

BennyB
BennyB
12 years ago

Over the river and deeply through the open country activity person like
To grandmother’s house we go!

BennyB
BennyB
12 years ago

We also recommend the Electronics State Breathalyzer Ignition, to prevent carefreely driving for at least number hours after enjoy the drink.

anna
anna
12 years ago

Finally I can make coffee that is happy and plesed with self – or is that me when I drink it

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

That first sentence is too long to fit on the escalator.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

…From the creators of “Dried Japanese”, comes a new cofee! With the lost children of Sui Chonghao!

Joseph
Joseph
12 years ago

I always wanted a coffee mug I could use as an office AND a courtyard!

Pr0tophased
Pr0tophased
12 years ago

“So it let’s me hold me drink with one hand… and “enjoy and be pleased with myself,.” I take it involves my free hand? Alright then-OHCRAPI’MSUPOSEDTOBEDRIVING!!”

Yeah I can only imagine how many freak accidents this commuter mug has caused. But at the same time that offspring preservation thing has me sold on its pro-life values.

Someone get this mug’s inventor/ad writer a Nobel Prize!

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

What a cool 48W levitating cup! Too bad it can only go as far as its cord…

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
12 years ago

the coffe mug supercharges your purple festiva with an extra 48 horsepower, perfect fo getting to the top of a hill.

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
12 years ago

i mean coffee

chickenman
chickenman
12 years ago

Man, I don’t want to find no “offspring” or nothing like that in my coffee..

Corey Bourne
Corey Bourne
12 years ago

48W? That’s like 0.06 Horsepower.

Skriber
Skriber
12 years ago

After i’ve read this I’ll surely appreciate the outstanding utility function of my front courtyard

Andrew
Andrew
12 years ago

65 C(F)? 65 degrees celsius and fahrenheit? So it heats and makes tepid? What a cup!

Blu
Blu
12 years ago

“Honey, where did you put the offspring?”

“They with pleasure feeling put into inside cup can long time heat preservation.”

Ghost08
Ghost08
12 years ago

oh good…baby flavored coffee…my fav

Livevil
Livevil
12 years ago

I already have a travel mug that lets me works hard and enjoys moment.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
12 years ago

Oh! I love electronics with personality!

wew..
wew..
12 years ago

now that’s what we call “PERFECT GRAMMAR”

drcmao
drcmao
12 years ago

So, you can ‘offspring’ into this mug on the way to the sperm bank and it will long time heat preservation. Sweet! I can run errands first!

Possibly
Possibly
11 years ago

Finally, I can keep my Colt 45 warm.

sarxass
sarxass
10 years ago

“winter piercingly cold at old wind”, “sufficiently fit temperature”, “can keep temperature number hour”, … LMAO!!

This is not just a cup it’s a gazillion-in-1 device! (Heater, Cup, Courtyard, Hotel, School, Office. And it has 48 HP!! But somehow it can heat the contents to 65-degrees (C and F) in 1 hour!!

I wonder if it can drive as well…

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