Kiss me you hool!

Kiss me you hool!

posted on 6 Feb 2009 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

 

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Found in Pusan, South Korea. 

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grimo1re
grimo1re
11 years ago

Is that a “heart” in your pocket?

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

What engrish.com members wear when they watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

What happens if I hold you soft?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

How hoo I wuv hee? Ret he hount the rays…

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

Is that your heart in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Watch it, he “comes” hard!

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

I take it no-one’s used the “Heart-On” pun yet, or is that way too obvious here?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Trust me, if you hold me strongly, it won’t be my HEART that hecomes hard…

Duck
Duck
11 years ago

So many caption ideas … and so few that are appropriate for non-adult engrish 🙂

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Someone’s a little too much of a Gene Simmons fan.

someone
someone
11 years ago

Yeah, if you hold someone so strongly that it hurts that person, and you don’t let go, it means you have a heart of stone indeed (or are developing one)

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Cause XOXOXO was to hard to write right?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

I been searchin for a heart of gold…

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

love you also am! Kisses me!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

its not my heart that is getting hard!

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

Who needs Viagra when I have You Kiss?

Shell
Shell
11 years ago

Come on now…I don’t think we’re really talking about your heart now are we?

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

You Kiss Heart Hardening Enhancement: Now available in stores near you! (Warning, this product is not approved by the FDA.)

munchy365
11 years ago

So my… uh, HEART becomes hard.

Stephan
11 years ago

Finally, a t-shirt that understands us guys!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Heart attack I have, so much hard under my crotch goes trhobbing.

Stephan
11 years ago

Followed by the t-shirt: “I married You Intercourse”

Jeremy
Jeremy
11 years ago

So… let me get this straight. Hugs and kisses leads to heart hardening?

Ban Valentine’s day! It’s going to kill us all!

Sparkly Boof
Sparkly Boof
11 years ago

That shirt gives me a heart on.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Press so hard that intestines also come out!

(Engrish, I can’t fake it!)

Trike
Trike
11 years ago

I want one. Where must one insert money for such item to have the fun of times?

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

Hugging and kissing cause heart attacks?! I knew that there was a price to pay!

Live from Vishnu Springs
Live from Vishnu Springs
11 years ago

T-shirt by Mahir.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

I kiss you hard on!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Please consult a doctor if your heart hecomes hard for more than four hours…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

Me love you kiss me love you long time

SEbeastie
11 years ago

well, I was going to write, “It’s not just your heart that becomes hard,” but that clearly isn’t original.

Ballistic Buddha
Ballistic Buddha
11 years ago

Hold towel low to being clean stains of blood cells.

Pirka
11 years ago

This just in! Hugging raises cholesterol!

JMS Stinnett
JMS Stinnett
11 years ago

Uniform of the kiss army.

:D
:D
10 years ago

Oh, so THAT’S what they’re calling it these days…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

… So that ‘b’ hecomes ‘h’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

But when shecomes?

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