My baby apples…

Beware the cannibal apples. They’ll suck you in with their sweet and moderate sourness.

Really, the whole village is in here? Raised by babies? And they were cheerful, you say? I’m sure I’d be filled with fresh taste, if I wasn’t filled with so much guilt.

On the other hand, we abuse the hell out of our cherries.

Despite the atrocious grammar, the punctuation (e.g. apples’) is impeccible. What can one say?!?

While you’re at it, check out the farmer’s daughter’s melons!

How could they bake the farmers’ babies???

The farmer’s son’s nuts tastes like cork

It takes a village to raise an apple.

As a matter fact, I DO feel like biting some nature.

MY BABIES!

Now with Apple Cruelty!

It’s just like the smurfs!! only with apples…

These cookies are the apple of my eye!

Those are some sweet’n sour spoiled apples!

How do you like dem apples?

Yeah, I bet those apples are cheerful. Nothing beats getting eaten.

These are the only apples that after you eat them you feel dirty inside.

The male apples can be made out by their Adam’s apple!

Won’t somebody think of the apples??!!

Hahaha! “You MUST feel just like biting fresh nature itself!”
I am glad my photo finally made the front page.

mmmm… baked apple baby feelings!

Jack, just how far off the highway is the Village of Apples?

The Apple Village was a cheerful place until The Baker came to town. Coming this summer to a theatre near you: Massacre at Apple Village.

Eat the baby!

Taste a hell of alot better than taking a bite out of crime.

i could just eat them alive

Much tastier than dead nature.

Oh cute baby,oh your sooo cute…. OH MY GOD!!! THEY ARE BAKING MY BABY APPLE!!!!

Evidently Michael Jackson’s trying his luck in the produce industry.

Oh…those apple feelings!

i am in ur fresh nature, fillin it with good taste.

[..] Putting it into your mouth, its sweetness and moderate sourness are wonderful [..] That is sure to fill you with a fresh taste.

It’s just me or it’s hot around here.

Who knew that happy apples had such low self-esteems?

“Please relish these pies which we baked”
THOSE APPLES ARE IN DENIAL!!

Apple village is sure a sentimental place…

Putting it in my mouth, I must feel like breaking a teeth or two.

This was found on a box of cookies?! What are they teaching their girl scouts?

suddenly I feel bad for eating apples

Hey… apples have feelings too!

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, too bad you have to eat 5 of these a day…

That sounds dirty

Try them with the fava beans and a nice chianti

…Interestingly, this made me crave an apple.

Now,
are those APPLE PIES we’re selling??

“Please relish these pies which we baked”

“Found on a box of cookies from Aomori, Japan”

Something is not right here…

So first they tell us to “relish” the taste of their apples, and then they say to be considerate of the apple’s feelings. I certainly don’t think it’s very considerate of us to eat the apple, so FRAUD ADVERTISING.

Yeah, that’s it. Now rub it all over your body. Yeah, that’s good. Ooo it’s been a bad, bad apple.

Don’t be tempted by the baby apple.

I’d buy those 😉

Apples, yummy as babies mmmmmm.