Someone tell President Obama!

Someone tell President Obama!

posted on 13 Feb 2009 in Clothing

 

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Photo used with permission of Josh Jacobson.
T-shirt found in Japan. Josh has more pics on his blog
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dangevin
11 years ago

Just like the glass, I like to think of my 401k as “half full” as well.

dangevin
11 years ago

Feng Shui Accounting: “Let’s move that decimal point over just a little bit…to improve financial harmony.”

cobly
cobly
11 years ago

This is Obama’s next speech to convince us that the stimulus package will work.

George
George
11 years ago

Taking reality literally is so 80s…

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

You can only make money if you are a bi-investual.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Really!? Gee, and all this time I thought you had to go to college & get a degree so you could get a higher-paying job!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

This T-shirt is designed for Wall Street execs

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Realism is out in this new campaign!

someone
someone
11 years ago

I looked upside-down (an alternative way of looking), and I realized that in reality, the text on the shirt is Engrish. Now where’s my freaking paycheck!?

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Somehow… reality doesn’t look all that great, and i have no money

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

In an alternate reality, perhaps I *could* make a lot of money…

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

If you read only the non-bold text, you get “economy a lot of alternative reality.”

Sums it up nicely, I’d say.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

All this time I thought that a degree in philosophy was practically worthless.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Sounds like this t-shirt may be talking about another kind of green.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Maybe in the herb land, but not here.

Duck
Duck
11 years ago

… but only if both are 36C’s …

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Both and alternative ways… I can’t think of a third one!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

If I had known I could have been making money looking at reality, I wouldn’t have spent so much time day dreaming!

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

Yeah that doesn’t make me feel any better

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

Great idea! I’ll start selling drugs.

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
11 years ago

It’s called creative accounting — as performed by Bernie Madoff

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
11 years ago

As FDR almost said, “We have nothing to fear but reality itself”

Richard
Richard
11 years ago

…if only Warren Buffet and Salvador Dalí had a love child.

Stephan
11 years ago

Just look at me!

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Yep, I’m on my 24th beer, my alternative reality is starting to look good right about now, so is Rosie O’Donnell.

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

what is the first way of looking at it? directly?

amanak
amanak
11 years ago

Honey, where’s my lighter? I’m gonna torch all my business degrees. !!!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

yeah huh–just ask Picasso.

Quincampoix
Quincampoix
11 years ago

i dunno whether it’s original or borrowed coz i presume that a philosophical failed writer penned this

Andre
Andre
11 years ago

Economy: a matter of displicently looking away with passion from someone’s alternate reality.

ozbourne
ozbourne
11 years ago

If this were true, my dreams are so surreal I should be making money in my sleep.

Pirka
11 years ago

So, from this we can assume that Engrish supports the economy. It’s screwed up enough.

Rose
11 years ago

What? Congress has the American Express Black Hole Card?

51%Devil
11 years ago

Another cheap get rich quick scheme from Obama and Friends…

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

“Make” money? Here we like to say “save or create” money.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

Obama’s new economic stimulus plan…

Engrisherlongtime
Engrisherlongtime
10 years ago

Yeah.. but who can afford the drugs these days.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

whats up with the symbol on top??

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