Try our peanuts imported from the US!

We provide the choicest ingredients for chocolate puke.

Brought to you by tha Wu Tang Killa Beez

Our Arsenic doughnuts are a steal!

Can I recommend our cyanide bagels or our ratsack baguettes.

Engrish ain’t about writing and reading wrong…

…I read the caption to one of my friends- who asked,
“How can you import ‘that’ from anywhere?”

😀

We do weddings!

(Especially the ones where the 20 year old blonde with fake boobs marries the 90 year old multi-millionaire)

Why don’t they have cakes?

The éclairs are to die for…but stay away from the day-old bagels.

Let’s have mercury begels and let the bakery sell them! It cannot be wrong!!

Right next to Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies…

i’ll take one loaf bread for my in-laws

we specialize in divorce cakes.

“Poison Bakery” — where customers check in but DON’T check out . . .

Try our specialties.

Methanol Marble Rye
Arsenic Apple Crumb Cake
Lead Lemon Meringue Pie
and
Cyanide Cake

Customer: I’ll have the Bakers Deadly Dozen of the glazed donuts.

I’ll have one anthrax pie to go, please.

Number one customer of Wicked Queen brand apples.

Sign on door: Try our E.Coli Cake! 😀

why thank you…this is good ACH—I CAN’T BREATHE—u shouldnt have–*rolls over and dies*

This is where the bredding for the Poison Laquor Chicken with Gensing comes from. =)

The Hangul on the sign reads Peu-A-Jong, it more or less sounds like fhe French word “Poisson” which means “Fish” (Poison is same in French, only with a single S) Yet again the connection between a bakery and fish is still very weak.

Add the yeast to let it rise, after 30 minutes at 450 degrees, sprinkle on a bit of cyanide for flavoring, add flour…

Mmmmmm, these cakes are… arrghhhhhnhghhhhhhhhhhhhhh………

They have a “special” for office ladies who are obliged to buy their boss a valentines gift.

Maybe the owners are just big fans of Alice Cooper?

If they meant French “poisson,” it’s not much better for a bakery.

You have to try their Death By Chocolate cake, and they have these killer jelly rolls, and their cinnamon rolls are to die for.

Either way, I wouldn’t be surprised to see fugu served there.

The bakery from Flowers in the Attic!

(Is that too obscure?)

Home of Emo doughnuts.

So this is where C.C. de Ville finds buns to grab.

Comes with a free poison-pen-letter with all deliveries.

deadly danishes…..fatal french twists…..and their world famous asbestos crumble cake.

Brett Michaels owned and operated. Remember, when trying our goods, Every Rose has its Thorn.

I am dying to try your hot cross buns.

And if they did mean “poisson” they should have put “boulangerie” instead of bakery beside it. You got to be careful when mixing languages (^_^).

We’ve found the WMD’s!

Actually there’s no mismatch in korean also means Poison and there’s a barber shop upstairs.

Hmm… Interesting way to keep out Americans, British, Australians, AND Koreans…

a new diet for the suicidal!

So now, Choose your poison!

“This place looks dead.”

So that’s where Ninjas get they’re pies!

My ex-boyfriend deserves a special treat.

south korea’s answer to china’s over-pipulation

one of china’s many answers to over-population

goodie! the cryptonite tarts are here!

Don’t forget, we have Antimony Danishes and Bromine Brownies. Also try our Polonium Kaiser Rolls!

Guaranteed flesh and worm!