Try our peanuts imported from the US!

Try our peanuts imported from the US!

posted on 15 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

 

Photo courtesy of Patrick Dubuque.
Found in 
Seomyeon District of Pusan, South Korea. 

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Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

We provide the choicest ingredients for chocolate puke.

George
George
11 years ago

Brought to you by tha Wu Tang Killa Beez

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Our Arsenic doughnuts are a steal!

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Can I recommend our cyanide bagels or our ratsack baguettes.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Engrish ain’t about writing and reading wrong…

…I read the caption to one of my friends- who asked,
“How can you import ‘that’ from anywhere?”

😀

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

We do weddings!

(Especially the ones where the 20 year old blonde with fake boobs marries the 90 year old multi-millionaire)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Why don’t they have cakes?

galliard
galliard
11 years ago

The éclairs are to die for…but stay away from the day-old bagels.

G-pie
11 years ago

Let’s have mercury begels and let the bakery sell them! It cannot be wrong!!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Right next to Mrs. Lovett’s Meat Pies…

staplerman
staplerman
11 years ago

i’ll take one loaf bread for my in-laws

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

we specialize in divorce cakes.

Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

“Poison Bakery” — where customers check in but DON’T check out . . .

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Try our specialties.

Methanol Marble Rye
Arsenic Apple Crumb Cake
Lead Lemon Meringue Pie
and
Cyanide Cake

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Customer: I’ll have the Bakers Deadly Dozen of the glazed donuts.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

I’ll have one anthrax pie to go, please.

Gertrude
Gertrude
11 years ago

Number one customer of Wicked Queen brand apples.

Ashleigh
Ashleigh
11 years ago

Sign on door: Try our E.Coli Cake! 😀

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

why thank you…this is good ACH—I CAN’T BREATHE—u shouldnt have–*rolls over and dies*

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

This is where the bredding for the Poison Laquor Chicken with Gensing comes from. =)

Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

The Hangul on the sign reads Peu-A-Jong, it more or less sounds like fhe French word “Poisson” which means “Fish” (Poison is same in French, only with a single S) Yet again the connection between a bakery and fish is still very weak.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Add the yeast to let it rise, after 30 minutes at 450 degrees, sprinkle on a bit of cyanide for flavoring, add flour…

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
11 years ago

Mmmmmm, these cakes are… arrghhhhhnhghhhhhhhhhhhhhh………

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
11 years ago

They have a “special” for office ladies who are obliged to buy their boss a valentines gift.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

Maybe the owners are just big fans of Alice Cooper?

Classic Steve
11 years ago

If they meant French “poisson,” it’s not much better for a bakery.

Ikari Gendo
Ikari Gendo
11 years ago

You have to try their Death By Chocolate cake, and they have these killer jelly rolls, and their cinnamon rolls are to die for.

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

Either way, I wouldn’t be surprised to see fugu served there.

Andrew
Andrew
11 years ago

The bakery from Flowers in the Attic!

(Is that too obscure?)

littlefuzzykit
littlefuzzykit
11 years ago

Home of Emo doughnuts.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

So this is where C.C. de Ville finds buns to grab.

2-old-for-words
2-old-for-words
11 years ago

Comes with a free poison-pen-letter with all deliveries.

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

deadly danishes…..fatal french twists…..and their world famous asbestos crumble cake.

PG
PG
11 years ago

Brett Michaels owned and operated. Remember, when trying our goods, Every Rose has its Thorn.

PG
PG
11 years ago

I am dying to try your hot cross buns.

Heh
Heh
11 years ago

And if they did mean “poisson” they should have put “boulangerie” instead of bakery beside it. You got to be careful when mixing languages (^_^).

AJ
AJ
11 years ago

We’ve found the WMD’s!

Observe and report
Observe and report
11 years ago

Actually there’s no mismatch in korean also means Poison and there’s a barber shop upstairs.

pech
pech
11 years ago

Hmm… Interesting way to keep out Americans, British, Australians, AND Koreans…

unknownhere
unknownhere
11 years ago

a new diet for the suicidal!

Bugoyboy
Bugoyboy
11 years ago

So now, Choose your poison!

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

“This place looks dead.”

Misfitschibis
Misfitschibis
11 years ago

So that’s where Ninjas get they’re pies!

moys
moys
11 years ago

My ex-boyfriend deserves a special treat.

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

south korea’s answer to china’s over-pipulation

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

one of china’s many answers to over-population

Rob
Rob
10 years ago

goodie! the cryptonite tarts are here!

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

Don’t forget, we have Antimony Danishes and Bromine Brownies. Also try our Polonium Kaiser Rolls!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Guaranteed flesh and worm!

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