Where do I start…

Where do I start…

posted on 28 Feb 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Calvin Armstrong.
Phone found complaining in China. 

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J
J
11 years ago

Not to be confused with the highly critical intercom.

George
George
11 years ago

God damn it, my head’s been ringing all day, I can’t take it any more! People spit on me, rub their ears in me, it’s just sick…

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

What’s this! A direct line to Bangalore.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

British Telecom tried these out about ten years ago, but soon had to drop the project as the network couldn’t keep up with the demand! 😀

[Could “complaining” actually be a bad translation of “complimentary”?]

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Oh dear Gods…We have Emo telephones now? :-O

someone
someone
11 years ago

Say it, don’t spray it!

dangevin
11 years ago

“What do you mean I need to improve my listening skills?”

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

If you can’t get to a telephone, just send a complaining email…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Why pay a telephone to nag at me when I can go home and get it for free?

Sarcastik
Sarcastik
11 years ago

Well, at least it’s not the “take revenge” telephone.

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

I’m black and chained to a wall, it’s a white phone’s conspiracy against me. White phones are courtesy phones and we the black phones are slave phones to take all the abuse while the white phone gets all the glory and announcements at the airport. Instead, I get your everyday loser who treat me like crap. Why do people keep slamming me when they hang up? It’s not like they hear it when you do that. I hate my life.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“I hate my life and I want to die…”

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Hey, at least it’s not a confusing door

Juulie
Juulie
11 years ago

… for Marvin the Paranoid Android

ozbourne
ozbourne
11 years ago

The only phone that dials the suicide hotline on its own.

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Must be an AT&T phone.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

worse than my friggin mother

Take2
Take2
11 years ago

It rings, “Biiiiitch .. . . . Biiiiitch . . . . .Biiiiitch .. . .”

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

What’s wrong with you? You never call anymore. Do you not love your phone? What did I do to deserve this? Are you too good to call your own phone? Never you mind, I’ll just sit over here and rot alone. You go ahead and go out with your fancy cars and fast girls while you ignore me, your poor old phone as I age all alone by myself after having given you dial to you for over 12 hours in the hospital.

spacecoyote
spacecoyote
11 years ago

//Could “complaining” actually be a bad translation of “complimentary”?//

Actually it seems to be the result of an automatic translation: Google translator translates “投诉电话” into “complaining telephone”.

TheSwarm666X
TheSwarm666X
11 years ago

You think you have problems…

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

I would rather have a complaining phone than a bulimic toilet.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

Is it related to that one toilet that went wild?

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

in China, phone complains to you.

David
David
11 years ago

Complaining phone can be found right next to the singing bathroom!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

For bitching, press 1
For whining, press 2
For swearing, press 3

Spoony
11 years ago

“You talk with your mouth, sure. But you should see where the last guy put me!”

Spoony
11 years ago

“Oh, thank God! You have no idea how long I’ve been hanging upside down next to that stupid phone book!”

Desi
Desi
11 years ago

“Isn’t it enough when the customers complain”

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

May as well just dial my mother-in-law directly.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Call the nag-line for further assistance

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

This phone doesn’t work. Who do I complain to?

amy
amy
11 years ago

by the time you finish dialing…..you forget why you were calling in the first place.

PG
PG
11 years ago

Argument phone is down the hall.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

“First of all, this phone number is too darn long!”

luis
luis
11 years ago

had enough of telemarketing?

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
11 years ago

Lonely,sad or ticked off? Call the complaining hotline: just like the new Suicide Hotline!

T3h Shr3dd3r
T3h Shr3dd3r
11 years ago

“I want to complain!”
“You want room 14b, Mr. Telephone!”

Airkarat
Airkarat
11 years ago

‘Please hold…’

Erin
Erin
11 years ago

Signs of the apocolypse

P
P
11 years ago

It’s been nagging…

Charles Scroggins
Charles Scroggins
11 years ago

I already have a complaining wife, I don’t need a complaining phone too!

yourpetdog
yourpetdog
10 years ago

Finally, a place to call about my girlfriend!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Shut up, you phone!

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