Yes! I am!!

Yes! I am!!

posted on 27 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

 

 

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Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Book found in Cheonan, South Korea.

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Boob Biter
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Boob Biter

I speak english very deliciously since I was twice

Possibly
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Possibly

Can we fix it? YES, I am!

Nuke fizzix
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Nuke fizzix

No, I aren’t!

John Click
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John Click

Are you retarded? “Yes, I do!”

Sashi! (not really)
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Sashi! (not really)

to ghost08 i’m canadian/ french and i offended! besides its, pardon? Jen ne comprend pas! (really!!!!)
also, u got that from family guy!

jonah
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jonah

Can you speak english ,yes we can’t, “this reminds me with my elementary english class.tag question lesson:
teacher: John use aren’t we in a sentence.
John: Is it raining ?arent we? lol

Poopskin
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Poopskin

Tu habla englis?

SI! YO ES!!

Considering my horrid spanish, that’s probably as badly (if not worsely) translated.

Honey
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Honey

Can’t you speak English ? Sim eu sou.
Lmao – By the way, don’t send your kids to that school. [2]

Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris

Szopjatok le a faszomat !!!

Mon
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Mon

Is the girl answering her own question?
Anyway, I think the original purpose was to show what happens when ypu do NOT go to that school. (I hope)

Mer
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Mer

English fail

gothceltgirl
Guest

And so are you!

Kara
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Kara

No, I speak Engrish!

Sandor
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Sandor

See nothing to worry about Chinese now have good tools for English now right yes thank you drive through.

Bree
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Bree

Ghost08 i was gunna say that! Oh well we both stole it from Family Guy Road to Rode Island

PTL
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PTL

Tu hablain espanol?
Si! Yo es!!
Mi Amigos!

My spanish is as questionable as those kid’s english is.

Lora
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Lora

Boy: Can’t you speak English?
Girl: Yes! I am!!
Boy: Well, that answers my question.
Girl: I am not understand!!

Lora
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Lora

Oops! I got the boy and girl mixed up. Am I sorry? Yes! I can!!

Lollerskate
Guest

@ Poopskin: ¿No puedes hablar inglés? ¡Si! ¡¡Yo soy!!

¡¡Amigo mío!!

Shiki
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Shiki

I will take that as a “no”.

katie
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katie

can’t you speak english

“syegdxjkgajsyegd”
translation: where’s my nose?

neenz
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neenz

maybe he’s just being snarky and saying, “yes. i am right now!”

trojanhorse
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trojanhorse

at least they’re tryin. lol

crissy
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crissy

Are you a monkey? Yes, she is.
Are you a vegetarian? No, No, I’m a Korean.

Cher
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Cher

In fact, I am speak English fluently!

don
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don

maybe the girl was talking to the boy below. likewise it’s not right also =D

Lala
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Lala

ehmmm difficult case…

wronglish
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wronglish

Are you can’t you speak english?
No I can’t

Clair
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Clair

yes and I so too can!

Clair
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Clair

yes I so and can!

meh
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meh

My friend! You have brain damage!

barbasol
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barbasol

I can’t speak english!? yes i am! my firend!!

Mortarion
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Mortarion

Mutual comprehension: GIGA FAIL.

Sad part is, I actually WITNESSED that scene 😀

elrem
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elrem

cant you speak english?
oh i can speak english very nicely and very deliciously.

Gerson
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Gerson

You speak English?

Yes I am very Engrish mastery, my speaking is the perfect of the language of Engrish!

My friend…

…kill yourself now.

pete
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pete

a simple “Of course” would do the job… o_O

Huggzie
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Huggzie

– Do you speak English?
– But me dont put sock on iceream of mine!

Cindi
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Cindi

No, but I can spell the English with an “R”.

Michel
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Michel

I don’t have a mouth but i want to speak.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– I am English. I learn it from a book.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Can’t you speak English?
– Yes! You can’t!

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