Yes! I am!!

Yes! I am!!

posted on 27 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

 

 

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Photo courtesy of Rick Vaughn.
Book found in Cheonan, South Korea.

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Boob Biter
Boob Biter
11 years ago

I speak english very deliciously since I was twice

Possibly
Possibly
11 years ago

Can we fix it? YES, I am!

Nuke fizzix
Nuke fizzix
11 years ago

No, I aren’t!

John Click
John Click
11 years ago

Are you retarded? “Yes, I do!”

Sashi! (not really)
Sashi! (not really)
11 years ago

to ghost08 i’m canadian/ french and i offended! besides its, pardon? Jen ne comprend pas! (really!!!!)
also, u got that from family guy!

jonah
jonah
11 years ago

Can you speak english ,yes we can’t, “this reminds me with my elementary english class.tag question lesson:
teacher: John use aren’t we in a sentence.
John: Is it raining ?arent we? lol

Poopskin
Poopskin
11 years ago

Tu habla englis?

SI! YO ES!!

Considering my horrid spanish, that’s probably as badly (if not worsely) translated.

Honey
Honey
11 years ago

Can’t you speak English ? Sim eu sou.
Lmao – By the way, don’t send your kids to that school. [2]

Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
11 years ago

Szopjatok le a faszomat !!!

Mon
Mon
11 years ago

Is the girl answering her own question?
Anyway, I think the original purpose was to show what happens when ypu do NOT go to that school. (I hope)

Mer
Mer
11 years ago

English fail

gothceltgirl
11 years ago

And so are you!

Kara
Kara
11 years ago

No, I speak Engrish!

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

See nothing to worry about Chinese now have good tools for English now right yes thank you drive through.

Bree
Bree
11 years ago

Ghost08 i was gunna say that! Oh well we both stole it from Family Guy Road to Rode Island

PTL
PTL
11 years ago

Tu hablain espanol?
Si! Yo es!!
Mi Amigos!

My spanish is as questionable as those kid’s english is.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Boy: Can’t you speak English?
Girl: Yes! I am!!
Boy: Well, that answers my question.
Girl: I am not understand!!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Oops! I got the boy and girl mixed up. Am I sorry? Yes! I can!!

Lollerskate
11 years ago

@ Poopskin: ¿No puedes hablar inglés? ¡Si! ¡¡Yo soy!!

¡¡Amigo mío!!

Shiki
Shiki
11 years ago

I will take that as a “no”.

katie
katie
11 years ago

can’t you speak english

“syegdxjkgajsyegd”
translation: where’s my nose?

neenz
neenz
11 years ago

maybe he’s just being snarky and saying, “yes. i am right now!”

trojanhorse
trojanhorse
10 years ago

at least they’re tryin. lol

crissy
crissy
10 years ago

Are you a monkey? Yes, she is.
Are you a vegetarian? No, No, I’m a Korean.

Cher
Cher
10 years ago

In fact, I am speak English fluently!

don
don
10 years ago

maybe the girl was talking to the boy below. likewise it’s not right also =D

Lala
Lala
10 years ago

ehmmm difficult case…

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

Are you can’t you speak english?
No I can’t

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

yes and I so too can!

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

yes I so and can!

meh
meh
10 years ago

My friend! You have brain damage!

barbasol
barbasol
9 years ago

I can’t speak english!? yes i am! my firend!!

Mortarion
Mortarion
9 years ago

Mutual comprehension: GIGA FAIL.

Sad part is, I actually WITNESSED that scene 😀

elrem
elrem
9 years ago

cant you speak english?
oh i can speak english very nicely and very deliciously.

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

You speak English?

Yes I am very Engrish mastery, my speaking is the perfect of the language of Engrish!

My friend…

…kill yourself now.

pete
pete
8 years ago

a simple “Of course” would do the job… o_O

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

– Do you speak English?
– But me dont put sock on iceream of mine!

Cindi
Cindi
7 years ago

No, but I can spell the English with an “R”.

Michel
Michel
6 years ago

I don’t have a mouth but i want to speak.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– I am English. I learn it from a book.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Can’t you speak English?
– Yes! You can’t!

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