Yes! I am!!

Yes! I am!!

posted on 27 Feb 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

 

 

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Book found in Cheonan, South Korea.

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algernon
algernon
13 years ago

I can’t speak English. I haven’t got a mouth.

George
George
13 years ago

Of course we can, we’re English silly!

BuginoidNZ
BuginoidNZ
13 years ago

“Can’t you speak english?”
“Of course I am!.”

Ghost08
Ghost08
13 years ago

girl: but these are the only english words i can speak besides these english words explaining why i can only speak certain words
boy: your joking right?
girl: Quoi? No compondre vous!

Shigawire
Shigawire
13 years ago

Yes! We Can!

Change we can believe in.

Mmmmm
Mmmmm
13 years ago

Can’t you speak English?
No! am not!
You enemy!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

Obama says” Yes, We can!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
13 years ago

Can you talk Engrish?
Yes, me speak Engrish a lot!

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

Well, then can’t you work on enunciation?

beechoak
beechoak
13 years ago

“Como estas” is NOT English…

Pamela
Pamela
13 years ago

obviously not! By the way, don’t send your kids to that school.

Dude
Dude
13 years ago

No you aren’t!

Mononoke
Mononoke
13 years ago

English Ergo Sum.

Grifter
Grifter
13 years ago

You know what they say; “You are what you SPEAK!”

Classic Steve
13 years ago

“And how are your listening skills?” “Absolutely!”

Yogesh Damle
13 years ago

What are I suppose to do if I are can’t speak Engrish?

kapow
kapow
13 years ago

“Are you English?”

“Yes I can!”

Ben
Ben
13 years ago

No, but I can speak Engrish!

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
13 years ago

I use to play an mmorpg, And I got tired of being asked “Can you speak english?”

So I would just reply “Nope, can’t speak a single word of it.”

Sometimes i would get a “lol or haha”. And other times no reply back…

Bob*
Bob*
13 years ago

“you’re a deaf, right?”
“Yes, we are!”

theillen
theillen
13 years ago

You got a problem with the way I talk?

Spoony
13 years ago

“And how long have you been speaking Engrish?”

“Yes!”

Kees
Kees
13 years ago

This is a funny mistake, doesn’t it?

David
David
13 years ago

“And how does that make you feel?”

“You betcha!”

Fee
Fee
13 years ago

There are several times I feel like asking this…

BennyB
BennyB
13 years ago

“When Harry Met Sarry,” scene 1.

Brandon
Brandon
13 years ago

Would you like to speak English?

No, I haven’t.

JohnB
JohnB
13 years ago

Yes, I am. I am languager who speak of English very fortunately.

Zelda 2
Zelda 2
13 years ago

I AM ERROR

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
13 years ago

the result of Engrish 101

Tasha
Tasha
13 years ago

ooh, swing and a miss.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
13 years ago

Of course I’m excellent at engrish translationing, my friend!

Xila31
Xila31
13 years ago

The school could not understand why their advertisements for ESL were not working.

Mikau Seafox
Mikau Seafox
13 years ago

Those faces scare me. o_o

daji
daji
13 years ago

“Can’t you speak english?”

Well, dear little girl, he can’t.

in_the_stacks
in_the_stacks
13 years ago

me talk pretty one day

Yuna
Yuna
13 years ago

My God, it’s like Dell tech support…

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
13 years ago

if you think about it, this could actually make sense….

Rigoletto
Rigoletto
13 years ago

I am speak English!

Nuclear Chauffeur
Nuclear Chauffeur
13 years ago

Anyone who can speak English is automatically “My Friend!!”

:)
:)
13 years ago

No, but they speak Engrish quite well.

Poisonus gus
Poisonus gus
13 years ago

Strange how failure to answer a question can sometimes answer a question perfectly.

Desi
Desi
13 years ago

I either

Fletch02
13 years ago

A double negative followed by a nonsensical reply. What will they think of next?

amy
amy
13 years ago

hey, they weren’t lying…they CAN”T !

gOk
gOk
13 years ago

I think we misunderstood that… it’s 3 separated speech themes…
None of them are answers.

ella
ella
13 years ago

“Can’t you speak english?”
“Yes I am!”
“No you aren’t!”

Icy_eagle
Icy_eagle
13 years ago

Can you hand that over? Yes! I am!!

Mr. Briggs
Mr. Briggs
13 years ago

“Can you able to speak English?”
“No, I’m not!”
“But I didn’t ask you if you were.”
“Yes, you were!”

April
April
13 years ago

even though I asked you the question, I’m gonna answer too! we both am speak english!

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