Always read menus carefully…

Always read menus carefully…

posted on 2 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of Sam Carter.
Menu found in Shenzhen, China.  

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

I can feel my stomach exploding.

George
George
11 years ago

Clear the area, lunch starts in 5-4-3….

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

“Wow! I love To–PHOOEY”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Complimentary dish by the Tobacco Association of China.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

A recipe to die for…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

And I always thought tofu was supposed to be good for you!

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
11 years ago

I’m so hungry I could demolish some tofu….

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Would you like a side of wrecking ball salmon with your dish? How about a Bulldozer Blast Barracuda?

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Tofu made with sauerkraut and refried beans.

someone
someone
11 years ago

Well, at least they’re honest about it…

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

It’s like dynamite for your digestive system!

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

Explodes in your mouth, not in your hand.

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

This tofu in this restaurant is the bomb!

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

It may be healthy for you but it gives you a case of the hot poops!!

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Served with a generous helping of heart disease, diabetes, and obesity!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

“Waiter, why is there a fuse in my-” BOOM!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

You might say that they blast away the competition…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

At least they don’t use MSG!

DECMATH
11 years ago

Vegan hypertension, indigestion have begun

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

good for clearing out your bowels.

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

Made with trans fats

Tyler
Tyler
11 years ago

Oeeuu, Killer Tofu

Gabby
11 years ago

Nobel’s answer to psyllium husks.

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

…If death occurs, please haunt your physician immediately…

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

*boom* I’m pooping blood tonight.

kyle
kyle
11 years ago

they’re trying to be more “green” by recycling as much of the old health as they can.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

eat Tofu tofu** up your stomach!

BC
BC
11 years ago

Demolishes your health with the power of Tofu!

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Your health will be demolished and your soul destroyed, but your hunger will remain.

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
11 years ago

AC/DC’s favourite dish.

Jamie Brannon
Jamie Brannon
11 years ago

I never liked tofu… and now i know why!

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
11 years ago

Exploding tofu? Fizzes in your mouth, and then blows up your belly!

asad277
asad277
11 years ago

made from crushed rdx a lil gun powder
and a couple of atoms of uranium

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

Does this meal come with a complimentary bottle of Pepto?

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Know why it’s called ‘health demolition”? Because unless you’re in perfect health, eating it will get you demolished! 😛

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

at least they are honest about it

RBFG
RBFG
10 years ago

So the stuff people throw around in Call of Duty 4 is food? Weird…

Warrior
10 years ago

Yeah that’s about what I was thinking when I tried tofu 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Appetizer or exploder, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

You need a recipe to f.u.?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

To fu or not tofu?

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