I’m more worried about them choking on the large parts.
Photo courtesy of Matias Ballester.
Found on a box of 3 toy cars.
“DADDY… some creepy guy gave me a box of exploding cars!”
These ultravoilet radiator fires whith children playing under an adult are are worry aren’t they.
Our rigorous safety testing has shown that fire and radioactivity are not harmful to children 4 and above.
Yoda eventually fell into senility, opened a toy factory and used the Force in all manner of disturbing ways.
if the children play under the adult does that mean they could get crushed?
Do not put your small part in the child’s mouth while he play under you.
Do not must give children small parts in case up adult ladies’ skirts they look up.
Read the instructino with rapt attentino!
Non-functioning fire used to cook Non-Public Nuisance Eggs
Hey, Daddy-O, no problemo with the ultraviolet radiatino!
Do not touch fire.. Caution! Hot! Do not place between legs!
But how can I avoid eating it if I don’t put it in my mouth first?
“You children have been underfoot all day! Go play under somebody else!”
Come see the new punk sensation from Italy……ULTRAVIOLENT RADIATINO!!!!!!!!
Thou shalt not let Engrish be limited…
Contents: Michael Jackson- 1 pc.
…But I’m too big to be included in small toys!!!
Radiatino: a delicious pasta often eaten with flesh salad. may be poisonous.
This is soo wrong in many ways XD
Hmmm…maybe I should touch the water, instead.
*Warning* This toy is not suitable for use by anyone. Please enjoy!
Ultraviolet Radiatino: an invisible female radio with Hispanic heritage.
Ultra-violet Radiatino: Super-duper purple female radio with Hispanic Heritage!
Over here you get arrested when children play under the adult.
Just in case you haven’t noticed, it has small parts. Small parts, ya hear me?!
I am an adult and I can’t even figure out these warnings….
…any kid who gets this toy is toast. Don’t even worry about CPR…they never had a chance.
Fire hasn’t function; it still just back from radiatino therapy. Give a few weeks.
Basically, just don’t buy our product, OK? It’s already been banned in 3 countries.
OMG, this is uproariously funny! “Niagara Powered” gave me the biggest laugh today…
I keep touching the fire, but nothing happens…wtf?
It’s fine to let your children play under the adult, as long as you don’t stick their small parts in your mouth…
You never know what the kids will do under the adult…
“Ultraviolet Radiatino” sounds like radioactive Macaroni!
Letting children play under adults is a must.
Do not Taunt Happy Fun Ball
The radiatinos are a proud, ultraviolet people.
“Radiatino”; isn’t that what Ned Flanders calls “radiation”?
Lead paint not included.
That Mr. Ultraviolet Radiatino is such a pedo, putting smalls parts in the mouth and whatnot. Bad Radiatino!!
I do not can must let understand this.?
In China, children over 3 are adults!