Do, Must, Let

Do, Must, Let

posted on 18 Mar 2009 in Toys

I’m more worried about them choking on the large parts.

 

Photo courtesy of Matias Ballester.
Found on a box of 3 toy cars.  

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Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

“DADDY… some creepy guy gave me a box of exploding cars!”

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

These ultravoilet radiator fires whith children playing under an adult are are worry aren’t they.

montelepsy
montelepsy
11 years ago

Our rigorous safety testing has shown that fire and radioactivity are not harmful to children 4 and above.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Yoda eventually fell into senility, opened a toy factory and used the Force in all manner of disturbing ways.

SailorEuropa
SailorEuropa
11 years ago

if the children play under the adult does that mean they could get crushed?

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

Do not put your small part in the child’s mouth while he play under you.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Paedophile packing!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Do not must give children small parts in case up adult ladies’ skirts they look up.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Read the instructino with rapt attentino!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Non-functioning fire used to cook Non-Public Nuisance Eggs

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hey, Daddy-O, no problemo with the ultraviolet radiatino!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Do not touch fire.. Caution! Hot! Do not place between legs!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

But how can I avoid eating it if I don’t put it in my mouth first?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“You children have been underfoot all day! Go play under somebody else!”

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

Come see the new punk sensation from Italy……ULTRAVIOLENT RADIATINO!!!!!!!!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Thou shalt not let Engrish be limited…

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Contents: Michael Jackson- 1 pc.

JohnB
JohnB
11 years ago

…But I’m too big to be included in small toys!!!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

Radiatino: a delicious pasta often eaten with flesh salad. may be poisonous.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

This is soo wrong in many ways XD

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Hmmm…maybe I should touch the water, instead.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

*Warning* This toy is not suitable for use by anyone. Please enjoy!

Antonio
Antonio
11 years ago

Ultraviolet Radiatino: an invisible female radio with Hispanic heritage.

or

Ultra-violet Radiatino: Super-duper purple female radio with Hispanic Heritage!

Tasha
Tasha
11 years ago

Over here you get arrested when children play under the adult.

Tty
Tty
11 years ago

Just in case you haven’t noticed, it has small parts. Small parts, ya hear me?!

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

I am an adult and I can’t even figure out these warnings….

…any kid who gets this toy is toast. Don’t even worry about CPR…they never had a chance.

Vegans Volant
Vegans Volant
11 years ago

Fire hasn’t function; it still just back from radiatino therapy. Give a few weeks.

Nuclear Chauffeur
11 years ago

Basically, just don’t buy our product, OK? It’s already been banned in 3 countries.

Ozjeppe
11 years ago

OMG, this is uproariously funny! “Niagara Powered” gave me the biggest laugh today…

ItWasSuited
ItWasSuited
11 years ago

I keep touching the fire, but nothing happens…wtf?

E
E
11 years ago

It’s fine to let your children play under the adult, as long as you don’t stick their small parts in your mouth…

Nuke fizzix
Nuke fizzix
11 years ago

You never know what the kids will do under the adult…

ray
ray
11 years ago

“Ultraviolet Radiatino” sounds like radioactive Macaroni!

Mansour Cheeseman
Mansour Cheeseman
11 years ago

Letting children play under adults is a must.

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Do not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

Mark
Mark
11 years ago

The radiatinos are a proud, ultraviolet people.

Old Man
Old Man
10 years ago

“Radiatino”; isn’t that what Ned Flanders calls “radiation”?

yourpetdog
yourpetdog
10 years ago

Lead paint not included.

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
9 years ago

That Mr. Ultraviolet Radiatino is such a pedo, putting smalls parts in the mouth and whatnot. Bad Radiatino!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I do not can must let understand this.?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

In China, children over 3 are adults!

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