Do, Must, Let

Do, Must, Let

posted on 18 Mar 2009 in Toys

I’m more worried about them choking on the large parts.

 

Photo courtesy of Matias Ballester.
Found on a box of 3 toy cars.  

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Niagara Powered
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Niagara Powered

“DADDY… some creepy guy gave me a box of exploding cars!”

algernon
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algernon

These ultravoilet radiator fires whith children playing under an adult are are worry aren’t they.

montelepsy
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montelepsy

Our rigorous safety testing has shown that fire and radioactivity are not harmful to children 4 and above.

Niagara Powered
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Niagara Powered

Yoda eventually fell into senility, opened a toy factory and used the Force in all manner of disturbing ways.

SailorEuropa
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SailorEuropa

if the children play under the adult does that mean they could get crushed?

Mirchev
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Mirchev

Do not put your small part in the child’s mouth while he play under you.

Yogesh Damle
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Paedophile packing!

beechoak
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beechoak

Do not must give children small parts in case up adult ladies’ skirts they look up.

Yogesh Damle
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Read the instructino with rapt attentino!

beechoak
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beechoak

Non-functioning fire used to cook Non-Public Nuisance Eggs

beechoak
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beechoak

Hey, Daddy-O, no problemo with the ultraviolet radiatino!

beechoak
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beechoak

Do not touch fire.. Caution! Hot! Do not place between legs!

beechoak
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beechoak

But how can I avoid eating it if I don’t put it in my mouth first?

beechoak
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beechoak

“You children have been underfoot all day! Go play under somebody else!”

gbear
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gbear

Come see the new punk sensation from Italy……ULTRAVIOLENT RADIATINO!!!!!!!!

Grifter
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Grifter

Thou shalt not let Engrish be limited…

Yogesh Damle
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Contents: Michael Jackson- 1 pc.

JohnB
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JohnB

…But I’m too big to be included in small toys!!!

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

Radiatino: a delicious pasta often eaten with flesh salad. may be poisonous.

Bob*
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Bob*

This is soo wrong in many ways XD

Dude
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Dude

Hmmm…maybe I should touch the water, instead.

Xila31
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Xila31

*Warning* This toy is not suitable for use by anyone. Please enjoy!

Antonio
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Antonio

Ultraviolet Radiatino: an invisible female radio with Hispanic heritage.

or

Ultra-violet Radiatino: Super-duper purple female radio with Hispanic Heritage!

Tasha
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Tasha

Over here you get arrested when children play under the adult.

Tty
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Tty

Just in case you haven’t noticed, it has small parts. Small parts, ya hear me?!

demondude777
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demondude777

I am an adult and I can’t even figure out these warnings….

…any kid who gets this toy is toast. Don’t even worry about CPR…they never had a chance.

Vegans Volant
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Vegans Volant

Fire hasn’t function; it still just back from radiatino therapy. Give a few weeks.

Nuclear Chauffeur
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Basically, just don’t buy our product, OK? It’s already been banned in 3 countries.

Ozjeppe
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OMG, this is uproariously funny! “Niagara Powered” gave me the biggest laugh today…

ItWasSuited
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ItWasSuited

I keep touching the fire, but nothing happens…wtf?

E
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E

It’s fine to let your children play under the adult, as long as you don’t stick their small parts in your mouth…

Nuke fizzix
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Nuke fizzix

You never know what the kids will do under the adult…

ray
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ray

“Ultraviolet Radiatino” sounds like radioactive Macaroni!

Mansour Cheeseman
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Mansour Cheeseman

Letting children play under adults is a must.

Marc
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Marc

Do not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

Mark
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Mark

The radiatinos are a proud, ultraviolet people.

Old Man
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Old Man

“Radiatino”; isn’t that what Ned Flanders calls “radiation”?

yourpetdog
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yourpetdog

Lead paint not included.

ushiwakamaru30
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ushiwakamaru30

That Mr. Ultraviolet Radiatino is such a pedo, putting smalls parts in the mouth and whatnot. Bad Radiatino!!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I do not can must let understand this.?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In China, children over 3 are adults!

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