Guaranteed to restore your receeding skyline…

Guaranteed to restore your receeding skyline…

posted on 31 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Snacks

The old flavor: “Subway terminal urinal.” It’s a good change.

 

Also check out today’s Brog post!
Photo courtesy of Chris Tabb.
Found at Asian grocery store in PIttsburgh. 

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Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Now with 50 percent less Rape. For a more uptown and less downtown feeling.

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

100% new flavour of large cities…
We have Smoke
Petrol
Cocaine
and Corruption Flavours
Add spicer feeling to your life!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

We’re now dumpster-diving in a nicer area of town.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

I love the feeling of metropolis in my nuts.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Disclaimer: Image on package does not necessarily reflect the actual contents, or the condition of the foodstuff we tossed in the blender.

Crazy Frog
Crazy Frog
11 years ago

I always wanted to find Superman nuts!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Great brand. I am surrounded by nuts in the Metropolis

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

It’s nutty! It’s gritty!
It’s the flavour of the city!

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
Mark Kevin Limkinglam
11 years ago

Mmmmmmm…. Tastes like the Empire State Building!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

I love those big city nuts!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Also try: Feeling of Suburbs peanut brittle, and Feeling of Country trail mix. Great for the whole family!

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

The new metropolis flavor is much better than the old gotham city variety.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Fritz Lang’s favorite flavour!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Free Daily Planet with every purchase!!

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

These new flavoured nuts feel so… concrete!

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

4 out of 5 dentists agree: Eating these nuts is much safer then eating a building directly.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

When does the kryptonite-flavored version go on sale?

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Hi, I’d like a bag of Philadelphia flavor nuts, please.

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

Endorsed by Sarah Jessica Parker and the rest of the cast of “Mating and the Metropolis.”

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Our jams drive you nuts!

Poisonus gus
Poisonus gus
11 years ago

and so we discover why Superman makes those frequent business trips to Japan and why the criminals of Metropolis all speak with such high pitched voices.

Kees Engels
Kees Engels
11 years ago

In China, Metropolis feel you

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

Notice: This product contains nuts which have been genetically modified to taste completely unfamiliar.

PG
PG
11 years ago

“We built this city. We built this city on rice and nuts.” Stall Sip

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
11 years ago

Oh, I love city-feeling nuts!

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
Mark Kevin Limkinglam
11 years ago

I think Lex Luthor would be happy if he tastes this nuts for the first time.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

the preferred snack of Sperman

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

Now in hobo flavor.

randy
randy
11 years ago

warning this product was made in a plant with other cities, may contain small suburbs

Kate
Kate
11 years ago

MY NIECE DID THIS TO ME AND NOW I CANNOT STOP. And nobody gave me the Depends first. Dammit.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Now with Higher Taxes!

Aaron
Aaron
10 years ago

This tastes super, man.

wronglish
wronglish
10 years ago

I feel, city!

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