Hello? Anyone out there?

Hello? Anyone out there?

posted on 5 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Wil Stevens.
Taken at Confucious Temple, China. 

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Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

behind the sign you idiot–where are you going?

Ageless
Ageless
11 years ago

Don’t step on me!

Lala
11 years ago

Oh there you are!

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Why? Where are you going.

George
George
11 years ago

I’m dangerous…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Listen! It sounds like the desperate pleas of a missing foot…!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Whoville’s last resort…

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I’m invisible when I sit and meditate.

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
11 years ago

Good manners are important, even in a minefield.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Picture taken from the set of “Honey: I shrunk the Shaolin monks!”

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

Don’t step on the grass or the grass will talk to you.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

At least we know where your foot can be found now!

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Yeah right, like I’d crash my car into the only object (the sign) seen in miles
*1 minute later*
*calls* “Could you pick me up? I had an accident”

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

After Timmy was swallowed whole by the well hidden grass monster, the park officials decided a sign would prevent further law suits.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

If that’s an epitaph, I doesn’t care!

Pirka
11 years ago

So, THAT’s where the Whos ended up…

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

ASL
Attention Starved Lawn

chic
11 years ago

Is there a ghost talking to the strangers among the grass?

If so, I have to meet him/her.

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

On the reverse side: “Out to lunch. please be careful anyway!”

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Hidden behind the sign: Ann Coulter

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Ouch! I said to be careful, Grasshole!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Tombstone for grass lovers and environmentalists

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

arent we all where we say we are.

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Hey sysop – whatever it is that keeps resetting all the votes — can it happen less?

Stephan
11 years ago

Crouching Thai-girl, Hidden Engrish…

daji
daji
11 years ago

Either there is someone invisible there or someone buried a corpse XD

Becky
Becky
11 years ago

I was here and you were not;
Now you are here and I am not.

luis
luis
11 years ago

a man’s attempting a houdini stunt

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

Hey Maw!!!

Those daggum graysshoppers done been at it again….

a kittah
a kittah
11 years ago

It seems Carmen Sandiego didn’t pick the best hiding spot this time…

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

I want this sign for my tombstone…

chriswell
chriswell
11 years ago

Hi!
Yes you are.
Thank you, I will.

Matt Stinnett
Matt Stinnett
11 years ago

Notice of the molemen kingdom.

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Dont’cha just love Japanese tombstones?

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

Grandma? How……….what the…………..?

Yagurax
Yagurax
11 years ago

I think this is a typical signnature..

ramiro a
ramiro a
11 years ago

Whoa! Talking Grass!

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Not the best hiding place, Waldo…

Warrior
10 years ago

You must be paying more attention to the Nature!!

paulmacca
paulmacca
10 years ago

Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?

Lisacharming
Lisacharming
9 years ago

Woa i would be very scared if i saw this, i’d be needing my tena thats for sure!!

spenten
9 years ago

sir please do not pee on me thank you

tdizzle
tdizzle
9 years ago

Love,
-The Grass.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Hellllooooooo! Could I BE any sassier?

Soundwave
Soundwave
5 years ago

Sign must be so lonely if he has to remind people of his existence…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Is this mine field?
– No! It’s mine!

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