Hello? Anyone out there?

Hello? Anyone out there?

posted on 5 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Wil Stevens.
Taken at Confucious Temple, China. 

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Ghost08
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Ghost08

behind the sign you idiot–where are you going?

Ageless
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Ageless

Don’t step on me!

Lala
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Oh there you are!

algernon
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algernon

Why? Where are you going.

George
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George

I’m dangerous…

beechoak
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beechoak

Listen! It sounds like the desperate pleas of a missing foot…!

beechoak
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beechoak

Whoville’s last resort…

Classic Steve
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I’m invisible when I sit and meditate.

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
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++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++

Good manners are important, even in a minefield.

kringo
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kringo

Picture taken from the set of “Honey: I shrunk the Shaolin monks!”

kapow
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kapow

Don’t step on the grass or the grass will talk to you.

Grifter
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Grifter

At least we know where your foot can be found now!

Someone
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Someone

Yeah right, like I’d crash my car into the only object (the sign) seen in miles
*1 minute later*
*calls* “Could you pick me up? I had an accident”

Xila31
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Xila31

After Timmy was swallowed whole by the well hidden grass monster, the park officials decided a sign would prevent further law suits.

Yogesh Damle
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If that’s an epitaph, I doesn’t care!

Pirka
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So, THAT’s where the Whos ended up…

Ghost08
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Ghost08

ASL
Attention Starved Lawn

chic
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Is there a ghost talking to the strangers among the grass?

If so, I have to meet him/her.

BennyB
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BennyB

On the reverse side: “Out to lunch. please be careful anyway!”

Spoony
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Spoony

Hidden behind the sign: Ann Coulter

Spoony
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Spoony

Ouch! I said to be careful, Grasshole!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Tombstone for grass lovers and environmentalists

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

arent we all where we say we are.

Brian
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Brian

Hey sysop – whatever it is that keeps resetting all the votes — can it happen less?

Stephan
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Crouching Thai-girl, Hidden Engrish…

daji
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daji

Either there is someone invisible there or someone buried a corpse XD

Becky
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Becky

I was here and you were not;
Now you are here and I am not.

luis
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luis

a man’s attempting a houdini stunt

chickenman
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chickenman

Hey Maw!!!

Those daggum graysshoppers done been at it again….

a kittah
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a kittah

It seems Carmen Sandiego didn’t pick the best hiding spot this time…

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

I want this sign for my tombstone…

chriswell
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chriswell

Hi!
Yes you are.
Thank you, I will.

Matt Stinnett
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Matt Stinnett

Notice of the molemen kingdom.

Sydney
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Sydney

Dont’cha just love Japanese tombstones?

donjuan71
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donjuan71

Grandma? How……….what the…………..?

Yagurax
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Yagurax

I think this is a typical signnature..

ramiro a
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ramiro a

Whoa! Talking Grass!

mdalsted
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mdalsted

Not the best hiding place, Waldo…

Warrior
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You must be paying more attention to the Nature!!

paulmacca
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paulmacca

Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?

Lisacharming
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Lisacharming

Woa i would be very scared if i saw this, i’d be needing my tena thats for sure!!

spenten
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sir please do not pee on me thank you

tdizzle
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tdizzle

Love,
-The Grass.

Brian
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Brian

Hellllooooooo! Could I BE any sassier?

Soundwave
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Soundwave

Sign must be so lonely if he has to remind people of his existence…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Is this mine field?
– No! It’s mine!

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