I yam a goner…

I yam a goner…

posted on 12 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

Tuber, or not tuber, that is the question…

 

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Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Sweet death!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

The potato was alive as long as it was buried!

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

They die so we can live, it is an honorable death.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Waiter this sweet potato isn’t dead yet. Take it back!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

That’s how they get rid of the remains from death sentences

TheSwarm666X
TheSwarm666X
11 years ago

from the makers of Sour Apple Live

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Come, O, Sweet Potatoest Death

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

A sad turn in the saga of the Veggie Tales…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

I think the Rhubarb Die should be buried, too…

DieselDragon
11 years ago

British Rail’s final addition to the vegetarian menu may not have been very popular with passengers in the buffet…But for once, they had at least managed to meet the rather stringent requirements of the Trade Descriptions Act! 😀

DieselDragon
11 years ago

After many long years of waiting, fans of tabletop battle games finally got their wish – A light bite and a 12-sided die rolled* into one! 🙂

[* – Pun completely unintentional…I swear! 🙂 ]

DieselDragon
11 years ago

For quite some time, Spud-U-Like had been wondering what on Earth they could do with all of those Emo potatoes they kept harvesting. Then it suddenly hit them… 😉

DieselDragon
11 years ago

…But sour potato live? Surely that not right! 😮

Mark Kevin Limkinglam
11 years ago

The favorite food of the Grim Reaper, perhaps.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Sweat Potatoe Die…. wasn’t that a Betty Davis movie?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

What *wouldn’t* die of shame at being sold off for only six Yen? Are they really of such little worth to society? 🙁

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Talk about a hot potato!

Zirian
Zirian
11 years ago

Did they leave out a comma? “Sweet Potato, Die!”

@dieseldragon, its rmb not yen…..

Classic Steve
11 years ago

I just rolled a six….

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Sweet Potato Die is a favorite choice of food poisoners with world over.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

All our Jeffrey Dahmer dinner entrees include your choice of either our world famous Sweet Potato Die Fries or Sweet Potato Baked Death

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Hasta la vista, tater!

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

It’s not a tuber!

Meg
Meg
11 years ago

It’s really the “tuber or not tuber” that makes this one funny.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

Betty Croaker’s new dish: Sweet Potato Die, Fatally good.

ozbourne
ozbourne
11 years ago

Why you shouldn’t write your grocery list into a Death Note.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

served at the poison bakery

kyle
kyle
11 years ago

dang it…. call babu

Heradrinovich
Heradrinovich
11 years ago

the sweet potato is ready for autopsy

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Die, potato! Die!

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

I wonder if it was a spudden death?

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Reporter: Mr Potato Head was arrested today for killing his cousin by smothering him to death with butter.

Andrew
11 years ago

Iacta alea ipomoeae est.

dropkickmurphy
dropkickmurphy
11 years ago

Die, Sweet patato, Die

Jon Jefferstrongbadon
Jon Jefferstrongbadon
11 years ago

Not into the oven! It burns!

Darrin
Darrin
11 years ago

That is the most metal pastry I’ve ever seen.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Sweet Potato’s funeral will be held at Green Hill Farm this Saturday, where he shall be placed in a traditional tin-foil coffin with a sprinkling of butter and sugar.

Warrior
10 years ago

The apples and the eggs did it!

eric
eric
10 years ago

They have to kill the sweet potato first. It’s inhumane to cook it alive.

spenten
10 years ago

who knewn death could be so delicious mmm souls

Enclave
6 years ago

Die potato, DIE!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mmmmm … Die Hamburger!

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