I’d like a well-behaved omelet, please…

I’d like a well-behaved omelet, please…

posted on 15 Mar 2009 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Zack Lane.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

After the messy Humpty Dumpty incident, citizens demanded their eggs exhibit a bit more decorum.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

“Not a bad egg in the bunch… go ahead, egg ’em on… see, not so much as a “peep”,,, ok, Shelly might occasionally crack up a little bit.”

chic
11 years ago

Does it mean that these eggs are safe to eat thereby let us cook decent omulettte?

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Well known for their EGGSellent behaviour in public!

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Things must work rather differently in China compared with the UK. Over here, hens lay the eggs…Yet at Chinese farms it seems they have another way of doing it! 🙂

(Look closely at the packaging – I’m sure that’s a *cockeral* and not a hen… 😀 )

DieselDragon
11 years ago

This one cracks me up! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Far better quality and taste compared with the “Football Hooligan” eggs three racks over… 🙂

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

These eggs have been in therapy for a while now. They’ll do no harm.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

CAUTION: To be used for cooking only. For eggthrowing, our exclusive, specially-designed Public Nuisance Eggs are recommended.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

This kind doesn’t cause much gas.

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

*alarms going off on the screening machine*

Public Nuisance Rotten Egg Found. Please Remove.

Belbe
Belbe
11 years ago

I continue to question how these translators find jobs….

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

comes from free-deranged chickens.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Kids, always a nuisance. They aren’t supposed to be public, but let’s sell them anyway! (said by a chicken)

Stephan
11 years ago

I’d be a pretty well behaved egg too if I had a pimp rooster like that shaking his fist at me

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Also try our Probationary Egg & Cheese McMuffin!

PG
PG
11 years ago

Riot Kit:
Baton – check.
Gas Mask – check.
Goggles – check.
Eggs – Oh crap, these are non-public nuisance ones, now I can’t go.

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

That gender-ambiguous bird looks severely riled. A raised, feathered fist could indicate nothing less than a public Nuisance of most grave proportions. (That’s “Nuisance” with a capital “N!”)

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

*chirp, chirp* Keep it down!

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Hen grenades!

littlefuzzykit
littlefuzzykit
11 years ago

Non-Public Nuisance… okay, but what is their feeling of eggs??

Geir
Geir
11 years ago

I wish they came sooner, because last year some halloween-kids egged my home. And they wouldn’t dare to do it with those!

Gertrude
Gertrude
11 years ago

The chicken mafia’s answer to a large goon conspicuously dropping a vase.

ML Wilser
ML Wilser
11 years ago

This eggs PRIVATE NUISANCE eggs. Wait til you take home. U see.

kyle
kyle
11 years ago

they started out “non- public nuisance” but every day the trouble appeared also in each egg.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

I heard they were hen pecked.

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Good thing these only create private nuisances!

Laughingmyumoff
Laughingmyumoff
11 years ago

OMFG I freaking saw this exact thing on my trip to China last year! And along with it there was also “Strong Eggs”, “Exciting Eggs something something” and also “Lovely beautiful something Eggs” I believe. I was the only one cracking up while people stared at me lol.

Ripplin
11 years ago

They only become a public nuisance if you turn them into egg salad sandwiches and bring them on a bus trip. Apparently.

sam
sam
11 years ago

eggs! get off my lawn!! I will get you, and this time its private

Exe
Exe
11 years ago

Wouldn’t it be a better idea to eat the public nuisance eggs first, since they’re the ones that are such a nuisance in the first place?

sarah
sarah
11 years ago

it’s a real m(h)enace to society!!

Exosaurus
Exosaurus
11 years ago

You’ll never have to scramble when your eggs go bad

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

what a rude egg !

walter
walter
11 years ago

Not from rude and unreasonable chickens (see later entry).

Warrior
10 years ago

We just saw their personal dramas a few Engrishes ago…

Cher
Cher
10 years ago

We guarantee that these eggs have never panhandled or flashed anyone.

ushiwakamaru30
ushiwakamaru30
9 years ago

These eggs will refuse to partake in any illegal activities such as egging a teacher’s house, or being inserted in an orifice.

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