Insert into hole below; wait 10 seconds.

Would sausage’s mother please collect him at the collection point? I repeat, …

I like the bacon machine more.

Don’t forget the lubrication! I hate it when the sausage gets stuck…

We drew straws and, well, it looks like it’s your turn in the sausage machine tonight, Bill. Better take a gallon of water. It’s thirsty work.

Funny I thought I was in “The Information Hall of Meat”

You can now fall in line for the Hard Boiled Egg Collection Point afterwards.

Clean, well hung meat, blood drained out!

Reminds me of the bath scene in the movie Porky!

Bigger sausage gets more points

Please recycle your leftover meats for a greener tomorrow.

Yet another attempt by Herr Flick and Helga to locate the knockwurst that contains the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies…

Moby Dick Saucages Inc.

They ain’t takin’ mine.

Free Jesus Juice with donation.

Free Orange Jesus Juice with donation.

Our agents will be happy to help you with the grilling…

Wonder why my girl friend was so upset when I told her to meet me here? I was only 15 minutes late.

Ummm… who’s on duty today… Bambi or Bruce?

Do not accept any contributions from anyone answering to the name “Lorena”

By locating his business precisely at the point that the Market District and the Red Light District met, “Skippy” Li’s business fortunes would remain in doubt.

Who ever sausage a place?

Excuse me, I’m kind of in a hurry; do you where I can, you know…

Wanna see my sausage collection?

Now accepting Dried Japanese Sausage!!!

Please Meat Here

How inglorious…

Probably it might be Engrish for CORRECTION!

Man, somone’s had an election!!

Cleanup in isle… sausage.

Did anyone mention that this was posted at the entrance to the men’s restroom?

My gaydar is tingling!

Minute Maid meets Sausage Collection: How many jokes can you think of in 30 seconds? GO!

I think this sign may be INSIDE The Male Sex Toilet…

Nip the tip or clip the grip, either way I don’t think this business will succeed, (even with the free orange juice samples.)

please return every few hoursat your own enjoyment.

oops, forgot a space.

Is there a limit you can donate to the Sausage for Life Foundation?

For those who wish they were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

I know an even better place for sausage collection! 😉

They really do recycle EVERYTHING in Japan. Make sure you put your papers, plastics, and sausages into separate bins.

this feels wierd…. SLICE!
GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner……..

The meat-ing place for sausage collectors everywhere… 😉

(For those who can’t make it, at least there’s always eBay! 😀 )

I presume this photo was taken inside a gay bar? 🙂

Not just Engrish…These signs can often be seen at the München Oktoberfest as well! 🙂

Mashed spuds at the next window. 8) —–>>

Okay, so this is a pic of Madonna’s underwear, what’s the big deal?

In an attempt to avoid another sausage fest.

I get it back though… right?

My wife had one of those waiting right inside the front door right after we got married.

I’m sorry Sir, please hand over all sausages before going beyond this point.