Insert into hole below; wait 10 seconds.

Insert into hole below; wait 10 seconds.

posted on 11 Mar 2009 in Chinglish

Please, give generously to the Jimmy Dean Institute…

 

Photo courtesy of Zack Lane.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Would sausage’s mother please collect him at the collection point? I repeat, …

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I like the bacon machine more.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Don’t forget the lubrication! I hate it when the sausage gets stuck…

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

We drew straws and, well, it looks like it’s your turn in the sausage machine tonight, Bill. Better take a gallon of water. It’s thirsty work.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Funny I thought I was in “The Information Hall of Meat”

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

You can now fall in line for the Hard Boiled Egg Collection Point afterwards.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Clean, well hung meat, blood drained out!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Reminds me of the bath scene in the movie Porky!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Bigger sausage gets more points

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Please recycle your leftover meats for a greener tomorrow.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Yet another attempt by Herr Flick and Helga to locate the knockwurst that contains the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies…

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Moby Dick Saucages Inc.

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

They ain’t takin’ mine.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Free Jesus Juice with donation.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Free Orange Jesus Juice with donation.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Our agents will be happy to help you with the grilling…

DECMATH
11 years ago

Wonder why my girl friend was so upset when I told her to meet me here? I was only 15 minutes late.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Ummm… who’s on duty today… Bambi or Bruce?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Do not accept any contributions from anyone answering to the name “Lorena”

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

By locating his business precisely at the point that the Market District and the Red Light District met, “Skippy” Li’s business fortunes would remain in doubt.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Who ever sausage a place?

chriswell
chriswell
11 years ago

Excuse me, I’m kind of in a hurry; do you where I can, you know…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Wanna see my sausage collection?

chriswell
chriswell
11 years ago

Now accepting Dried Japanese Sausage!!!

OMeyer
OMeyer
11 years ago

Please Meat Here

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
11 years ago

How inglorious…

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Probably it might be Engrish for CORRECTION!

Man, somone’s had an election!!

Stephan
11 years ago

Cleanup in isle… sausage.

sheez!
sheez!
11 years ago

Did anyone mention that this was posted at the entrance to the men’s restroom?

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

My gaydar is tingling!

PG
PG
11 years ago

Minute Maid meets Sausage Collection: How many jokes can you think of in 30 seconds? GO!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

I think this sign may be INSIDE The Male Sex Toilet…

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Nip the tip or clip the grip, either way I don’t think this business will succeed, (even with the free orange juice samples.)

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

please return every few hoursat your own enjoyment.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

oops, forgot a space.

SailorEuropa
SailorEuropa
11 years ago

Is there a limit you can donate to the Sausage for Life Foundation?

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
11 years ago

For those who wish they were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Hot Gym Girl
11 years ago

I know an even better place for sausage collection! 😉

Ellen
Ellen
11 years ago

They really do recycle EVERYTHING in Japan. Make sure you put your papers, plastics, and sausages into separate bins.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

this feels wierd…. SLICE!
GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner……..

DieselDragon
11 years ago

The meat-ing place for sausage collectors everywhere… 😉

(For those who can’t make it, at least there’s always eBay! 😀 )

DieselDragon
11 years ago

I presume this photo was taken inside a gay bar? 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Not just Engrish…These signs can often be seen at the München Oktoberfest as well! 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Mashed spuds at the next window. 8) —–>>

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Okay, so this is a pic of Madonna’s underwear, what’s the big deal?

Ryan
Ryan
11 years ago

In an attempt to avoid another sausage fest.

YO
YO
11 years ago

I get it back though… right?

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

My wife had one of those waiting right inside the front door right after we got married.

Hellfil2e
Hellfil2e
11 years ago

I’m sorry Sir, please hand over all sausages before going beyond this point.

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