Is this over your head?

Is this over your head?

posted on 4 Mar 2009 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

 

Photo courtesy of Brian Gibbs.
Plastic bag from touch-panel monitor made in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
11 years ago

At last a bag for short armed children.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

“Also, do not put the bag in your ‘whatever’ to prevent from constipating!”

amanak
amanak
11 years ago

To prevent from suffocating, do not put the plastic bag in your head.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Advice primarily for airheads.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Why would I think stuffing the plastic bag in my head would prevent me from suffocating?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I’ll need a head surgeon to put that in my head

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Plastic outreach programme!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Is in spell check. Is got verb. What problem?

amanak
amanak
11 years ago

After you are done with the plastic bag, keep that reach out of children.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I’m so obsessed with this damn bag. I can’t get it out of my head.

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

If the reach can’t be in children, we’ll just have to let the children be in reach!

Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

In your head, in your head….Zombie, Zombie, Zombie, iee-iee-ow-ow

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

This warning is for blondes.

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

So it insists on chopping my son’s arms off by saying “keeping the reach out”. Aryt, if it prevents him from suffocating, why not!

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

On second thought, if you need this warning you probably don’t have much in your head in the first place, so the bag will just fill space nicely.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

And don’t let me hear about you playing with matches either.

++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
++close the curtain, I'm amphibious++
11 years ago

In your head be it.

David McIntosh
David McIntosh
11 years ago

What are they talking about? Bag in head is an -excellent- way to prevent from suffocating.

Ghost08
Ghost08
11 years ago

what could possibly go wrong (*cram cram cram*)
um—i cant remember colors oh well merry christmas to me i think ill eat a sock

SailorEuropa
SailorEuropa
11 years ago

so wait… they want me to suffocate?! i guess its suffocate or die in those heart attacking apartments…. hmm i wonder which one is the less painless of the two

goldcaddy
goldcaddy
11 years ago

the plastic bag doesnt want children to brush their teeth with Reach brand toothbrushes.
Use plastico. toothbrushes.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Sounds like instructions for a puppet: Plastic Bag over the head, Keep in reach?

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

Good thing I saw this warning, I almost put this bag in my head!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

I thought a plastic bag on the head could save lives….

Alyona
Alyona
11 years ago

Yeah, don’t let it go to your head…

Stephan
11 years ago

Don’t go putting your reach into children with plastic bags in their heads. Specific, maybe, but a good point

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

If I stuff it in my mouth, does it count as being in my head?

Rikkyu
Rikkyu
11 years ago

Ok, I’ll put it Around my head, instead of inside to prevent suffocation.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

Pretty self-explanatory…

chickenman
chickenman
11 years ago

And please to avoid the putting it over your wee-wa to prevent from masturbating.

a kittah
a kittah
11 years ago

But remember to recycle when done 🙂

Stephan
11 years ago

I’m suffocating! Let’s take this bag inside my head to prevent… Oh… warning label… Dammit!

chriswell
chriswell
11 years ago

Kids have small arms and I’ve been plastic free for over 6 months now. So I guess I am OK.

P
P
11 years ago

We must ensure that the reach is out of the children

Mr. Briggs
Mr. Briggs
11 years ago

Perhaps it means “Keep the ‘reach out’ of children”. So let the children reach out into their minds to remember that they must never put plastic bags inside their heads if they are suffocating.

Jonnynobrain
Jonnynobrain
11 years ago

Put it OVER your head.

polltwantsacracker
polltwantsacracker
11 years ago

Put it OVER your head.

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

Keep the reach out of children,
Do whatever it takes.
Cut off their arms and legs.
Bound their mouths shut with tape.

To prevent suffocation
Put bag in head.
Shove into mouth and nose.
This method is not recommended.

tracey mcneil
tracey mcneil
11 years ago

can u die if someone put a plastic bag over u face but aie grt in under bag

ramiro a
ramiro a
11 years ago

It’s very difficult to put that bag in your head… I tried

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Can I put the bag in my head for any other reason?

Old Man
Old Man
10 years ago

Oh, it’s “Don’t put the bag IN your head”!

Grace
Grace
10 years ago

Laugh all ya’ll want, but that warning label saved my life!

Me: Ooo! Plastic bag! *tries to put it thru my ear*

Me: *sees warning label* WOAH! *takes it out* That was a close one! I could’ve suffocated!!

Lisacharming
Lisacharming
9 years ago

Wow, i love this one its the koolies of the koolies.

spenten
9 years ago

hm to avoid suffication dont get this bag keep away from children the age of 1-99

101mahina
9 years ago

Don’t worry, I won’t put the plastic bag in my head. On it is a totally different story.

doom
6 years ago

Aww… I wanted to put it in my head D:

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

And put those children out of your head, you perv!

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