Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookie

Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookie

posted on 14 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Snacks

We hand-pick only the finest organic MSG…

 

Photo courtesy of Sherry Lun.
Cookies made in Taiwan. 

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Also try our Sugared Sugar-Free cookies.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Ah, you can really taste the Primary Colors. Way better than those Secondary Color and Tertiary Color cookies.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Together with my heart, in nature, eating Fang’s junk food.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

You gotta love those red, yellow and blue cookies…

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

In this ongoing economic crisis, people look for the weirdest ways to make others pay way too much for something simple as cookies

Twitchy
Twitchy
11 years ago

Filled with primary colours, it’s the all natural synthetic ingredients that make these cookies better than grandma’s.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Fang’s Natural Synthetic Handmade Cookies are the cubic zirconium of the snack industry… They’re Genuine Simulated!

kapow
kapow
11 years ago

You’ll be as poetic as Shakespeare with just a couple of cookies

gbear
gbear
11 years ago

I’ll just stick with the Oreos.

Pamela
Pamela
11 years ago

Synthetic yes, but are they trans fat free? ’cause I’m on a diet. Also, are primary colours fatning?

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Banished by Keebler for frequent intoxication, the hard-parting Fang’s Elves (known for their penchant for brightly colored, polyester leisure suits) decided to form a cookie company that better reflected their “style.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

After consuming the synthetic cookies, my upset stomach ruined my poetic afternoon

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Also try the Caffeine-Free Super-Caffeinated Soda!

Buffy
Buffy
11 years ago

Just what kind of “synthetics” are in these cookies anyway, that make a person so “poetic”?

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Friend: Hey Bob, you might wanna take it easy on eating those cookies,

Bob: Meh, Don’t worry about it. Its Synthetic weight gain.

Stefan
Stefan
11 years ago

If I drink fang’s tea with my heart in it, I guess there will be at least ONE primary color.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

Fangs company slogan: the cookies that bite back!

kyle
kyle
11 years ago

gah! this ones purple! now my whole poetic afternoon is ruined!!

Stephan
11 years ago

Pretend to eat this synthetic cookie..

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Did that sign just introduce us to the Outer Limits?

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Dig in your fangs!

ItWasSuited
ItWasSuited
11 years ago

Mix 2 cups yellow, 1 cup blue, and 2 teaspoons red and bake for 15 min. at 350′.

Riss
Riss
11 years ago

“Curiouser and curiouser!” thought Alice.

sam
sam
11 years ago

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, primary color too!

YO
YO
11 years ago

They’re dry and mouthwatering… taste the rainbow.

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

I don’t even think Cookie Monster would touch these.

Phil G.
Phil G.
11 years ago

Made with real artificial flavours!

Morpheus
Morpheus
11 years ago

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue cookie- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red cookie- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

And they promised to manufacture it naturally.

Jane
Jane
10 years ago

Bad caption–MSG is naturally occurring. It’s not a synthetic ingredient.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What a great artificial taste!

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