Please don’t flick your tooth in public…

Please don’t flick your tooth in public…

posted on 22 Mar 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

 

Photo courtesy of James Wong.
Found at a foodcourt in Xidan, Beijing. 

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SailorEuropa
SailorEuropa
12 years ago

So… what happens if i flick my finger instead?

Wolverine Girl
Wolverine Girl
12 years ago

“Matched with required various human body foodstuff”

Oh heck, this is Soylent Green!

Pamela
Pamela
12 years ago

Soylent Green indeed, but rich in calcareous… What comes around…

Samuel
Samuel
12 years ago

… with Ketchup

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

The noodle in the picture looks like its made in Gobi Desert

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Mrs. Lovett opens a soup shop in Beijing.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

and in some cultures it is appropriate to belch to show your appreciation for the food…

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
12 years ago

Pop Quiz:
The soup is:
(A) tooth-flicking, taste-plucking good.
(B) either full of “calcareous”or gives you “calcareous”… or in some fashion effects “calcareous”- and is explained in ways that our lawyers want kept as vague and nebulous as possible.
(C) made with ingredients and foodstuff that you would be much better off not knowing exactly what they are.
(D) not really soup, but an instruction manual.

Jimmy Z
Jimmy Z
12 years ago

WTP (What the pluck?). Those plucking noodles are plucking delicious! The chef ain’t bad too. I’d pluck her.

J-Luke
J-Luke
12 years ago

Various parts of the human body may be good foodstuff, but beware of the hard parts or else your tooth will indeed be flicking…

OtisM
OtisM
12 years ago

This plucking-noodle soup can go flick itself!

David
David
12 years ago

The guy next to me flicked his tooth in my foodstuff!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
12 years ago

i need more strenpth training if im gonna flick my tooth.

rowger
rowger
12 years ago

You can never be to calcareous.

G
G
12 years ago

I wonder if it’s as confusing in those Chinese caricatures lol “uh oh hot dog!”

Carlos the Jackal
Carlos the Jackal
12 years ago

“Human body foodstuff”

Try Soylent Green – now available as noodles!

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

We tried for one thousand and one tastes, but ran out of people…

JohnB
JohnB
12 years ago

The ingredients are so-so, but the high grade is imported!

MrBill
MrBill
12 years ago

Thanks for the soup. Should I compensate the calcareous here or at the register?

tekleader
tekleader
12 years ago

Flour of Thousand taste-plucking noodle is people!
IT’S PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Sydney
Sydney
12 years ago

Oh darn, there goes my tooth again!

Mansour Cheeseman
Mansour Cheeseman
12 years ago

Not just Fine and Smooth…

… but refreshing smooth.

Cindy Gao
12 years ago

It’s so dirty!

mdalsted
mdalsted
11 years ago

Looks like Strong Bad has a Chinese cousin: Stron Pest!

mdalsted
mdalsted
11 years ago

What is this “Safety Method of Calcareous”? Is there an Unsafety Method of Calcareous? Does it involve Flicking of the Tooth?

Kiwi
Kiwi
11 years ago

Is it wrong that this turn me on?

Perseus
Perseus
10 years ago

I am definitely hungry now.

Yennie
Yennie
10 years ago

It’s the color white that helps most effectively the safety method of calcereous… if the noodles are yellow, the method is a little riskier

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