As if pig’s large intestines with sour is not cool enough…

As if pig’s large intestines with sour is not cool enough…

posted on 14 Apr 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ori Tavor.
Menu found in China.
They actually mean ‘cool temperature’ food.

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McBee
McBee
11 years ago

This canape is fo’ shizzle my nizzle!

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

I’m not trying to be sour or anything… but you’re not cool enough to eat here, sorry.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Across the street: Geek Food.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

They fry the pig before they take it’s intestines out?

Patthew
Patthew
11 years ago

I wasn’t so sure about the pig’s large intestine, but it’s fried, and frying makes *everything* taste fantastic.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I would prefer the Flied Porked Lovers.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This menu has Fried Pork Everything-But-the-Squeal…! COOL!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I don’t have a big appetite for large intestines. May I have the small intestines with sweet?

Domnic Small
Domnic Small
11 years ago

That’s good, I like all kinds of cool food…

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

I’m curious to know how they fry pork using sugar instead of oil.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

FINALLY… a menu that make Tofu look GOOD.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

…and the “brown” sauce comes from where…?

kai
kai
11 years ago

Our food is RAD!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

How suspicious that the last item is one of the cheapest. It must be “cool” in the sense of not cooked.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Do you have any uncool food.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

If the food were really cool, it wouldn’t have to tell us. We’d already know.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
11 years ago

Typical!!
The dish with sugar is the most expensive, and the dish with ‘brown sauce’ is the cheapest.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Some examples from our “Cool Food” Menu

Donkey McDanglers with brown dipping sauce
Ground McMutt Burger with special brown sauce
Bucket cooled, refreshing Corka Cora beverage

Lucy
Lucy
11 years ago

Hhmmm,, shouldn’t the Fried Pig Large Intestine with Sour come before the Tofu with Brown Sauce?

just sayin…

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Chittlins! It’s soul food! How much more cool do you want?

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

cool food is awesome!
make this a shirt!

Tan
Tan
11 years ago

Pigs intestines, it is what it says. The Chinese eat pig’s intestines, cooked of course, and in soup. One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

Sour, as in sour sauce.

Sarcastik
Sarcastik
11 years ago

C’mon, all the cool kids are eating this food!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Talk about irritable bowel syndrome!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Talk about menudo.

PG
PG
11 years ago

Do you have any phat food? I could really eat some hip. Make it sick.

Rice1
11 years ago

When they say cool, they mean gnarly, and not in a good way

Shlomo
Shlomo
11 years ago

They actually mean ‘refrigerated’ food.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

I’m weary of any eatery which caters to the demographic of Beavis and Butt-Head.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
11 years ago

I wonder if they serve sashimi…

azn boy syb
azn boy syb
11 years ago

now, thats my kinda menu. i have been waiting 4 this moment all of my life..

AsianNinja
AsianNinja
11 years ago

I wonder what the sour taste like? and they dont have All that Cool Food on menus in America I want some!

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

If these are the choices I’ll go with All Kinds Of Cool Food and hope for the best.

Mr. Briggs
Mr. Briggs
11 years ago

The Chinese already sell all kinds of cool food. And now you can get all of it for less than the list price for each kind by itself…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Dunno about you but I prefer my intestines warm.

Uncle B
Uncle B
11 years ago

Pigs dfon’t make Green-house gasses either! Next do fish!

avm
avm
11 years ago

They probably meant to say cool (Or cold) drinks (i.e. soft drinks/soda).

Hikari
Hikari
11 years ago

Not interested in what that “sour” thing is…

John Bartel
John Bartel
11 years ago

“I’ll have the cool, with a side of boring.”

katie
katie
11 years ago

i will have ”all kinds of cool food”
i know exactly what to expect

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Maybe by “cool” they mean snooty and aloof. This food thinks it’s better than everyone else and if it had a nose it would turn it up at you as you ate it. 🙂

froggythefrog
froggythefrog
11 years ago

I’ll take that one!

________________________
________________________
11 years ago

Why can’t I get all kinds of cool food where I live?

Krymtel
Krymtel
11 years ago

Yeah, i’ll try the cool food!

N0 3y3 d33r
N0 3y3 d33r
10 years ago

I wouldn’t exactly trust their opinion on the definition of ‘Cool Foods’

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

It’s an in-crowd of food!

Vlasdorian
Vlasdorian
10 years ago

Notice how they listed the uncool stuff first… and the cool stuff is actually cheaper than most of the uncool stuff

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I don’t want to fu with that.

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