Do not be a monkey!

Do not be a monkey!

posted on 11 Apr 2009 in Signs

 

Photo courtesy of Megan Shoemate.
Sign found in Japan clothing store. 

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Calm down, Monkey!

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Monkey want a banana. You look silly wearing that t-shirt.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Be a Penguin. They always dress so nice.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

The Elephant Man! Now there was a dude that had some radical looking t-shirts. His pants were sort of funny though. But he was definitely not an animal.

auntied
auntied
11 years ago

If the monkey doesn’t wear a shirt, does it get spanked?

benandren
benandren
11 years ago

I really want to see this as a T-Shirt in the Engrish.com store!

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

Monkeys get dressed by the t-shirt nazis.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Dressing is the (mon)key to success…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

But we are nothing more than mere apes blessed with clothing.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Okay, I’ll say it…

Wear T-Shirts… BECAUSE OF MONKEYS!

Cathy
Cathy
11 years ago

…b-b-but I can’t, that monkey stole my t-shirt!

PB
PB
11 years ago

Monkey – a new name for shopaholics. Don’t be a monkey, wear the clothes you bought.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

Do not through poo at the ones you love!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

i mean throw

theillen
theillen
11 years ago

Wacky t-shirts: they’re what separate us from the monkeys.

Dan
Dan
11 years ago

There wile absolutely no monkey business here.

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

Who knew that t-shirts were the key to evolution.

So is a tank top the missing link?

Jim
Jim
11 years ago

That wifebeater doesn’t count. You’re still an ape.

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Recent studies indicate that monkeys are unable to make up their mind about which T-shirt they should wear.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Get your T-Shirts offa me, you filthy ape!

James
James
11 years ago

This reminds me of the monkey sign that says “We do not hope to be such a monkey.”

Poisonus gus
Poisonus gus
11 years ago

Not scary until you realise this was painted on the inside wall of central park zoo’s monkey house by an ape named Cornelius.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Monkey is stressed… Because of Humans.

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
11 years ago

Clothes make the primate.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

Please throw Poo at ther ones you love

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

Your false advertising isn’t going to make a monkey out of me!

PG
PG
11 years ago

Stop complaining. When I was a young chimp, I only had hand-me-downs. Kids used to ape me all the time. now put your shirt on before I go guerrilla on your ass.

Quijotesca
Quijotesca
11 years ago

Monkeys are bad people and so are you.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Choose to live with the shirt, but without the pants

Asian boy Sybil
Asian boy Sybil
11 years ago

dont stare at our eyes!

Squidds
Squidds
11 years ago

But I did choose this t-shirt!

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Reminds me of my mom, only hairier.

PTL
PTL
11 years ago

Darwin at work.

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

….. and try to work “you damn DIRTY APES!” into a sentence every once in a while.

Kitty
11 years ago

I would wear it if that bloody monkey hadn’t stolen it…

HeyMom
HeyMom
11 years ago

Do Not Be a Human! Wear the pants the monkey left behind. Live as a Monkey!

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

This reminds me of the “I Wanna Be a Monkey” Song from Ren and Stimpy. 🙂

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

They always look happy when they swing through the trees,
Those hairy lower life forms we call monkeys,
They fly through the air with the greatest of ease,
Oh how I’d love to be one of these!

Soooo, I’m gonna be a monkey, a monkey monkey monkey… 🙂

bubba
bubba
10 years ago

I would definitely purchase this shirt if engrish.come offered it!

Warrior
10 years ago

So if we put a shirt on the monkey is it human now?

ken
ken
9 years ago

Hey hey Were the monkeys! people say we monkey around !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can I peel it off now?

Enclave
4 years ago

Yea, because monkeys usually wear shirts that others chose for them! Silly monkeys!

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