Feed the meter, feed your mind, but…

Feed the meter, feed your mind, but…

posted on 9 Apr 2009 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Sandy Bingham.
Found at a zoo in Japan.

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Spoony
Spoony
12 years ago

Hey! I’ll slap whoever I want!

Nancy
12 years ago

You might get warts.

Damo
Damo
12 years ago

…and don’t type with your mouth full

algernon
algernon
12 years ago

No feed your foot instead.

montelepsy
montelepsy
12 years ago

Mickey Morse’s reputation has preceeded him.

EasilyDistracted
EasilyDistracted
12 years ago

… to animals are in cage being.
Unless you not of the wanting for the hand of you.

Leia
12 years ago

but my hands are hungry

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
12 years ago

Good advice – my hand just seems to throw up whatever I feed it anyways,

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

No more knuckle sandwiches!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
12 years ago

It is so gross when you see people nose-feeding their hands in public.

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Handwich- a cheese slice between two palms.

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Alligators love their finger food!

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Do the zoo shift swaps end with a handover?

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Do not feed your hand, we feed the animals our retired personnel.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

My hand bites whatever it touches. Ouch!

rowger
rowger
12 years ago

Let us talk to it.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

The fence grew it, the fence feeds it!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
12 years ago

…otherwise you’ll have hairy palms.

rowger
rowger
12 years ago

Remeber the missing foot.

Richard
Richard
12 years ago

Oh! Go ahead! That’s why they call them handouts.

Dominic Small
Dominic Small
12 years ago

You should never feed the hand that bites you. Or something like that…

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Beware my Hand Mandibles!

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Must have something to do with puppets.

PG
PG
12 years ago

I love finger food though.

theillen
theillen
12 years ago

Don’t feed the hand that bites you.

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

Once the hand is rehabilitated, we want to release it back into the wild.

JohnB
JohnB
12 years ago

As Bruce Sprinsteen once sang, “Everybody’s got a hungry hand.”

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Want a handburger?

OtisM
OtisM
12 years ago

Talk to the hand … but don’t feed it

Rev
Rev
12 years ago

I’m talking to you, Señor Wences.

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

. . . it is actually a tribble in disguise.

rafael son
rafael son
12 years ago

Remember what the doormouse said…

Pirka
12 years ago

Taking ‘biting the hand that feeds you’ to a whole new level.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
12 years ago

Avoid those fat hands, making texting impossible.

amanaa
amanaa
12 years ago

No Kidding!!! Then how’s it gonna survive…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Curious… you never really saw “Thing” eat anything on The Addams Family…

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Sign at the door of The Addams Family mansion

skeptic
skeptic
12 years ago

As far as I can make it, the sign in Japanese says something along the lines of “The ponies are known to bite. Danger: please do not insert your hands.”.

So I guess this would mean “Do not feed your hand to the pony.” 🙂

lolo
lolo
12 years ago

i’m amused they translated the three lines of Japanese into 5 words in English.

Samuel
Samuel
12 years ago

Is anyone else reminded of Vampire Hunter D?

Guess Again
Guess Again
12 years ago

I think it would be “Feed the meter, feed your HEAD,” yes?

Kitty
Kitty
12 years ago

This is exactly why Ash lost his hand in Evil Dead………

ota_king
ota_king
12 years ago

hmm.. there should be a “Beware of missing hand” sign somewhere near..

Kii
Kii
12 years ago

And that means YOU, Deidara!

Mirrai Sohma
Mirrai Sohma
12 years ago

ROFL poor Deidara!

Unknownperson6
Unknownperson6
12 years ago

Found a loose hand? Return to front desk, please.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
12 years ago

‘Cause the moth ain’t openin’.

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
12 years ago

‘Cause the fingers aren’t listenin’.

Tribor
Tribor
12 years ago

Don’t feed the hand that bites you!

THE ACTIVATOR
THE ACTIVATOR
12 years ago

THE ACTIVATOR KNOWS NOT OF THIS “HAND” AND NEEDS NOT THIS “FEED”.

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