To serve man…

To serve man…

posted on 18 Apr 2009 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Nick DeGregorio.
Menu found in China.

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J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

I know some humans that are like vegetables all right…

benandren
benandren
11 years ago

I guess that’s one way to live forever…

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Transplanted tripe for the cannibal in us all.

Mista Bob Dobalina
11 years ago

One wrong letter ruins all. For Your information, the Chinese text mentions Hunan Province of China.

Gago ka
Gago ka
11 years ago

Must be them Invisbile Scratch Piklz.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

It was comforting to find out that all the little human pickles on the menu had died of natural causes. Yet, watching them do a vaudeville act on a little stage while eating, was a tad unnerving.

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Conditions were rumored to be quite bad at the little human pickle slaughterhouse, so I knew that the tiny Nike sneaker I found in my dish had to be a cheap knock-off.

Jeff Boiko
Jeff Boiko
11 years ago

Yes, it does say Hunan. I think the photo was “doctored”.

Mirchev
Mirchev
11 years ago

My pickles are itchy…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

YOWCH!!!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“Interesting pattern on these dishes… this looks like a depiction of two Greek youths playing leapfrog while this depiction looks like a young man holding a pickle…”

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

On the Human Pickle Jar:

Do not refrigerate after opening, pickles will shrink.

EricG
EricG
11 years ago

It’s people, the human pickles are….. oh, it’s kinda obvious huh?

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

1) What?! Do they pickle the radish of a human?

2) He’ll be a vegetable for life!

demomdude777
demomdude777
11 years ago

Photo found in the book: “Cooking with Lorena Bobbit”

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

return for refund if flaccid

PG
PG
11 years ago

I don’t want to donate my body to science anymore.

Rev
Rev
11 years ago

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
11 years ago

Vintage movie “Soylent Green”; old bodies were recycled into crackers!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

I think I’ll just have some rice….

adam
adam
11 years ago

When I said you should serve the customers…

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

This one tastes a little like Uncle Dill

Mister G
11 years ago

Is that your human pickles or are just happy to see me?

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

p.s. a gherkin is a small pickle…

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

[insert joke about gherkins here]

PG
PG
11 years ago

a joke like: no jerkin’ your gherkin?

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

Don’t forget to try the cream of Sum Yung Gi soup!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
11 years ago

I’m so glad they didn’t put the pigs tripe slices along with the pickled cabbage, it just wouldn’t work.

Flembod
Flembod
11 years ago

Imagine the size of the jars on the bar….

“That isn’t the bar man…its lunch”

krofax
krofax
11 years ago

i will not ask what human pickles look like…

Lanz16
11 years ago

I don’t wanna know what human pickles really looks like… O_O

person guy
person guy
11 years ago

now you why jews are so rich they bring theyre circumcisions here

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