What would your mother say if she saw you here…

What would your mother say if she saw you here…

posted on 24 Apr 2009 in Chinglish

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Path to the Great Wall, outside Beijing.

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Bechstein62
Bechstein62
11 years ago

And DO NOT let me find you up here again!!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

…and to emphasize our point, here are various Chinese characters, flipping you off.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

AND DO AS YOUR TOLD!!!

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Those rock slabs don’t seem very comfortable for doing that.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

“Chinese language surely has a lot of imperatives, judging from the signboard itself!” 😀

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

But… the sign at the bottom said “Get up from here”. Now I’m totally confused.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Not pictured: angry old man with cane.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“If you trip and fall and break both your legs, don’t come running to ME!”

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

If this would be in “Palisades Park”, it would read:
Get down form here ‘N AN INSTANT!

JonT
JonT
11 years ago

….and boogie at Chairman Mao’s Disco Inferno!

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Get down from here…and get funky!

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Now go inside and wash your hands for dinner, young man!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Poke your eye out there!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

“I just can’t take you anywhere. Why do you insist on ruining every vacation?”
“Sorry, Mom.”

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

Luckily they posted signs directly to the park’s dance floor……

JohnB
JohnB
11 years ago

But if I wasn’t up here, how could I read this sign???

Poisonus gus
Poisonus gus
11 years ago

The thing that looks like a stick man walking down a flight of stairs is actually Kanji for ‘You’ll break your neck’.

Poisonus gus
Poisonus gus
11 years ago

The Chinese reads, ‘Welcome my Chinese brothers, enjoy this break from those damn Westerners’.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

WHO DO YOU THINK MADE YOU! MY MOTHER!

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Or I’m telling!!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

DON’T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!!

fishyfriend
fishyfriend
11 years ago

Go to your (bad) room!

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

this would make a GREAT shirt!

Katie
Katie
11 years ago

“You’ll shoot your eye out!”

Funcuz
Funcuz
11 years ago

People just can’t stop standing on this sign and we’ve had enough of it dammit !

Flembod
Flembod
11 years ago

If so…why is there a path going higher…. :S

raj
raj
11 years ago

Do a little dance, make a little love,
Get down tonight.
Get down tonight.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

…before you carefully slip and fall down!

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

This sign seems to think it’s your mother!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

… Or we’ll say ‘NI!’

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