You lucky you get one!

You lucky you get one!

posted on 23 Apr 2009 in Chinglish

Found in a Chinese Carrefour brochure.

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Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Must be time for a liquor industry bailout.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

These new taxes are getting out of control!

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

What if I buy 10?

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Buy none pay one!

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

And let’s hear no wining from you either!

Risu
Risu
11 years ago

Sounds like a good deal for a 6-pack…. I guess

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

If you’re still standing after five…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Guess I should have read the fine print on my savings card…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The one who designed this ad must be drunk after drinking five bottles of wine.

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Unfortunately cannot receipt print for refund, sorry much!

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Buy one, get only cork; buy two, get only bottle!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“That’s odd… the receipt says I bought five, and I could have sworn I put five in the cart… yet I only unpacked one. Where’d the other four go?”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

That sneaky cashier swiped four bottles off the belt when I wasn’t looking! Maybe that’s why they don’t let you take alcohol through the U-scan!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

This is such a great…

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Drink five and get one DWI

ChillinCharlie
ChillinCharlie
11 years ago

Drink five and wake up naked under a park bench with a condom in your arse while people walk by staring at you clutching a live goat.
Then you wake up in a cold sweat in your own bed with a one helluva a hangover.

DECMATH
11 years ago

Reminds me of that time your investor brother-in-law who promised a 50% return.

demondude777
demondude777
11 years ago

The new step for AA: Pay the exact same amount for booze, but take baby steps down to not drinking at all.

KD
KD
11 years ago

Mr. Cheng thought his new advertising plan was brilliant. People think he means buy 5, get one free, but when they pay, he just gives them the one and then he can resell the other four for pure profit. And when they try to complain, he can point to the ad and be completely in the clear. Buy 5, get 1. Oh, he was a dastardly business genius.

PG
PG
11 years ago

That is the same formula I use at the bar. If I buy five drinks, (occasionally) I get one… sleep over. Awkward moments in the morning are free.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

that is pretty strange for a country with the lowest numbers of DWIs.

gorba
gorba
11 years ago

You can use the 5th to bash the cashier’s head in

tasar298
tasar298
11 years ago

very expensive if this was Chinese, this is a Japanese brochure. Look at the currency sign, Convert the currency into your own from the Chinese RMB, and then pay even more for 1 bottle! Kampai desu!

chic
11 years ago

Doesn’t sound very generous,

Xenobiologista
11 years ago

It took me a long time to figure out why that was supposed to be funny, it’s pretty obvious that it means “Buy 5, get 1 more free”.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Hurry up and buy! The world’s robber barons are growing impatient.

Funcuz
Funcuz
11 years ago

So this is where the “New Math” came from…

Sydney
Sydney
11 years ago

Golly gee, I’ll take 20!

donjuan71
donjuan71
11 years ago

…………….and like it, dammit!

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

and those are all pretty cheap too!

Fatih Tekke
Fatih Tekke
10 years ago

Just like the kolkhozes in the USSR; you give all your cattle, but you only get one lamb to eat…Communism is coming back.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

so the fifth fifth gets you a sixth

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Buy one, get none!

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