Amusing Duck Toy (2 for 1 Engrish!)

Amusing Duck Toy (2 for 1 Engrish!)

posted on 13 May 2009 in Chinglish, Toys

All this, and it opens its buttocks too?

 

Photo courtesy of “labtec6”.
Toy made in China, found in Ontario Canada. 

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Taterman
Taterman
11 years ago

Awesome Plumage!

KururuSouchou
11 years ago

I’m not sure if I want to know what they mean by “go with the call…”

Shackel
Shackel
11 years ago

Please be an adult toy.

PLEASE.

Yurpantz
Yurpantz
11 years ago

Now I’ll have fresh eggs in the morning!
(My brother has one of those! I killed it D:)

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

Apparently it’s a wide receiver rather than a tight end

Kitsune
Kitsune
11 years ago

What the Duck?

JJBin
JJBin
11 years ago

Donald Duck must be proud of it… Amazing ducky tales….

cheezcat
cheezcat
11 years ago

Can also be used as a gun.

darkditto24
darkditto24
11 years ago

did anyone notice how small it is?

Bernard
Bernard
11 years ago

This almost killed me laughing!!! I don’t know why but I find ducks so amusing. Coupled with the insane packaging…I had to show my housemate this page because I couldn’t stop laughing to speak properly! So I found one on ebay and I snapped it up! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T EVER!!!

Amusinged
Amusinged
11 years ago

I’m Amusinged one where the fact that one is obtained in me is sent, desire the fact that these one are bought and/or would like to go to Ontario. As for that element clear forcing.

Joe
Joe
11 years ago

Here’s a video of the Amusing Duck in action. Lay egg is true!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzRF7WhkWs4

As you can clearly see, the description on the box was dead-on accurate!

MikeHunt
MikeHunt
10 years ago

there’s nothing more I like my kids to play with, than duck buttocks

doomgrip
10 years ago

I can’t wait to sell those eggs on eBay!

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Wait, that duck ain’t layin’ eggs… It’s laying Super Bouncy Balls! Lay Egg is False! The cake is a lie! And so on, and so forth…

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

Will it lay golden eggs anyway? Go with the duck’s call, it will!

memento mori
memento mori
10 years ago

@ McBee
its Black adder ^^
just bought the whole series

DrLex
10 years ago

if( lay_egg == true )
gaggle();
else
flick(plumage);

Shadowwork
Shadowwork
10 years ago

I guess if it lay egg, it must be amusing.

Kari Pope
Kari Pope
10 years ago

I’m sure the makers never bothered to ass themselves who would actually buy this.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

What did you say? Funny how? You said I’m funny. How the bleep am I funny? What the bleep is so funny about me? Am I funny like a duck? Am I a duck here to amuse you!?

Frank
Frank
9 years ago

It’s already bad enough that the word for duck in spanish is used as slang for gay…

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

I make a duck noise too when I open my buttocks

pyraetos
9 years ago

if( laysEggs.equals(true) )
{
Buttocks.open();
}

Kojinka
Kojinka
9 years ago

I have seen these babies in action on YouTube. It’s gotta be the greatest engrish toy ever made!

Patrick
Patrick
8 years ago

Paint all the eggs brown…

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

Ashens recently reviewed the Amusing Duck’s cousin, The Goose. Similar in every way right down to the engrishy box

Zero24
Zero24
7 years ago

Lay egg is false!

GuardDuck
GuardDuck
6 years ago

Where can I purchase this “Amazing Duck Toy”?

Jenna
Jenna
5 years ago

AWESOME TOY IS TRUE !!

Gabe
Gabe
5 years ago

var layEgg = true;

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

As seen in ‘Gone with the duck’s call’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Gaggle! Gaggle!
– *facepalm*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Must be some kind of electrical toy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Lay egg = True
Egg = False
Duck = Unreasonable

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