Amusing Duck Toy (2 for 1 Engrish!)

I’m pleased the duck opens it buttocks, singing a happy tune. You wouldn’t want a duck full of s@#t would you.

Duck!… Don’t you get it?!…
It sounds almost the same as f—-!

(Name that show!)

This duck must be terribly confused. It’s speaking in goose!

That’s no egg…

Is this an adult toy?

“Go with the duck’s call.” Don’t ask any questions. Just go with it.

O’ we have ducking layers, and we have ducking layer friends,
And while we are ducking laying, the ducking laying never ends.
La,la lala.

Can you imagine the product ideas from this company that didn’t get approved for production? This toy deserves to “lay an egg.”

The Quacker who created this shall soon become the ‘butt’ of may jokes.

1. Paint duck as a ninja and re-brand as Ninja Duck.
2. Paint eggs to look like little ninja heads.
3. Profit

Going with the music and light wasn’t enough to successfully market the Disco Duck. The whole project laid an egg.

Be careful with that strong sense of playing; he may open his buttocks.

If this is what the gaggling duck does, you don’t even want to know what the mooing dog does!

This is the true reason why Mother Duck didn’t want The Ugly Duckling anymore

(^ take my word, don’t try commenting with something from a fairy tale if you forgot how it went. That was one heck of a failed comment I made…)

Amusing duck, action, toy series with strong sense of playing, seduction tricks like waggling his tail, and opening his buttocks. I think it’s clear this is meant for lonely people, not children.

*Duck poo colored eggs sold separately.

That is no ordinary duck!

Engrishy and anatomically incorrect? I’ll take it!

Self-hatching duck eggs with pre-inserted gaggling ducklings also sold separately.

Lay egg is a lie!

Duck buttock has a flap door!

I can hear all the ducks Gaggling in the park!

Hmmm….never thought of doing it DUCKY style…!!!

Amusing Duck? Is he the one who leaps around going “woo hoo! woo hoo!” ?

I’d rather get the Amusing Duck than their less known model, the Irritated Beaver

so he has a butt quack?

i’m pleased with this duck…it’s funny and he teaches you how to poop properly…

definitely the ultimate device you should carry for camping vacations

…Beacause opening your buttocks leads to amusing results.

Guess wut?

Duck butt!

ducks have buttocks? wow that toy teaches many things!

so…..ducks lay eggs through their buttocks?

I do not want to know what they mean by, “Action.”

What strange eggs. Must be going through a bad period.

Duckroll is still current in Japan??

Maybe they just don’t like Rick Astley.

@ Bob* Actually, they have tails, but it’s common to refer to them as butts.
@ dropkickmurphy They have a cloaca (pr: clo-AY-kuh), which is a genetic holdover from when birds evolutionarily separated from reptiles. And, like many reptiles, they lay eggs and poop through the cloaca.

Even Engrish.com can be educational. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Amusing Duck.

A perfect example of attitude from plastic toys!

Lay egg is so true. Too true for me to believe.

AFLAC!

Sick my duck!

We thank the Engrish printers not to confuse the duck’s ‘u’ with an ‘i’!! 😀

WABBIT SEASON!!!

Urrrr….can ya slice it up, toss on some scallion and plum sauce, then roll it up in a pancake?

BEIJING KAOYA !!!!

WTF? is this some kind of disgusting goatse duck!?!?!?!?

This is false advertising. I bought this duck and Lay Egg was False. You’ll wanna take it back.

Next: the Goatse Goose!

Oh my, there’s such thing as gaggling duck and duck butt!

what the duck?!

amusing !!

Who wouldn’t want an amusing duck? I’d much rather they extremely engaging duck,,,but oh well,, you cant please everybody. Ducks are so fascinating,,and fun for the whole family! I just hope this duck can dance till his feet get soar,,,,,

Gaggle, gaggle