Better tastin’ cause they’re manufactured!

Better tastin’ cause they’re manufactured!

posted on 28 May 2009 in Snacks

Some bakers make ’em with love. Our secret: sensible algorithms.

 

Photo courtesy of Estee.
Found in a Japanese dept. store. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

No point making senseless cookies!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

Please try this…it makes us many dollars and cents that make sense

Kees
Kees
11 years ago

Please note: senseless productions make for senseless tasting. Please taste sensibly.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

This comment makes sense. Please read it.

Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Ah, tastes like conformity.

someone
someone
11 years ago

That makes sense, I guess. And my guessing makes sense!

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

You know what makes no sense at all? HARD COOKIES.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

OK, I tried the taste. Now can I try the production process?

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

After eating these cookies, all others just taste stupid.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Finally – a product that the Talking Heads can categorically hate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

I am desperate to try the Hard Cookies. They make more senses to me.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The cookies were recalled later as it was discovered that it was contaminated by some senseless employees during the manufacturing process.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

This just doesn’t make sense…

ELVES making cookies in a hollow tree!… now THAT makes sense!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

That totally makes sense!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Sounds like a response to the Chewbacca Defense.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Also try our nonsense flavour!

Xila
Xila
11 years ago

This is a very sensible argument. But then again, who doesn’t like cookies?

Niagara Powered
Niagara Powered
11 years ago

Makes NO sense: Expensive elf bakers.
Makes sense: kids who work after school.
“Because kids know cookies”

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Baked in a hollow tree…. by Vulkans.

Duck
Duck
11 years ago

The only cookies on the planet made using ISO 9000 certified processes in a facility with a CMMi rating of 5 🙂

Leif
11 years ago

Makes so much sense, politicians won’t even try them!

Ram
Ram
11 years ago

yes i tried it.. still doesnt make sense

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Who knew corregated steel could taste so good?

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

This company researches tasty new tastes every day.

DieselDragon
11 years ago

The only thing that makes sense to me is that these are on sale in my local 7-11, and they’re priced at $7.50 a bag… 😮

E. Coli
E. Coli
11 years ago

let’s consider sense over nonsense.
hang on! are we talking gastronomy or astronomy?

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Inspired by a popular Amish recipe. 🙂

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Thanks to the recent global recession, Harvard University realised that every department had to become as productive and profitable as possible. This is what the kitchens came up with. 🙂

E. Coli
E. Coli
11 years ago

hi Duck!
ISO9000-2000?
CMMI level 5 – optimized
so everyone in the company makes sense and sensibility

DieselDragon
11 years ago

Best of all, Engrish.com are offering free sample cookies too! I got given one straight away as soon as I came to this website! 😀

(For those who don’t know web bvrowsers well, take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_(browser) – Enlightenment occurs! 🙂 )

DieselDragon
11 years ago

[Grrr…*Error* once again occurs, and the function of edit is still not support! 🙁 ]

Link above broken, please try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie insted. 🙂

BennyB
BennyB
11 years ago

Soft cookies… the snack of the sensible capitalist.

bigcaddy
bigcaddy
11 years ago

is it common sense? cause im allergic to that.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

but I though that cookies didn’t had a point

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Made in Tokyo’s finest Psychiatric hospital. That makes sense.

Emma
11 years ago

Sensible taste for joyous cookie living. now try!

Keitasama
Keitasama
11 years ago

Ah! Sensible cookies to go with my sensible shoes.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

No wonder Japan has the best process control systems in the whole universe – apart from their usage of Fuzzy Logic, they have processes which also make sense! 😀

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
11 years ago

I think we’ve just found out where George W. is employed now…

Slider
Slider
11 years ago

Please enjoy sensibly

special
special
11 years ago

screw sense, eat my nonsese if you know what i mean

Sandor
Sandor
11 years ago

How is this fractured English? It makes perfect sense. Just like the cookies. I just had a 30 minute conversation with one of the cookies, and everything it said, made perfect sense.

not me
not me
11 years ago

these cookies taste illlogical…

Lynda
Lynda
11 years ago

I’m still learning to read Japanese, but I think the Japanese says “re-e-zu-n-so-fu-to-ku-tsu-ki-i,” which sounds a lot like “raisin soft cookie.” Am I right?

phuong
phuong
10 years ago

In Asia they love anything manufactured in a factory cos that indicate quality or something. Hand made is for the poor.

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

AND YET IT STILL DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!! 🙁

Patrick
Patrick
8 years ago

I gotta by those cause their factory made!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! This chicken tastes like nonsense!

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