Better tastin’ cause they’re manufactured!

Better tastin’ cause they’re manufactured!

posted on 28 May 2009 in Snacks

Some bakers make ’em with love. Our secret: sensible algorithms.

 

Photo courtesy of Estee.
Found in a Japanese dept. store. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

No point making senseless cookies!

John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

Please try this…it makes us many dollars and cents that make sense

Kees
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Kees

Please note: senseless productions make for senseless tasting. Please taste sensibly.

Spoony
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Spoony

This comment makes sense. Please read it.

Spoony
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Spoony

Ah, tastes like conformity.

someone
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someone

That makes sense, I guess. And my guessing makes sense!

rowger
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rowger

You know what makes no sense at all? HARD COOKIES.

rowger
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rowger

OK, I tried the taste. Now can I try the production process?

beechoak
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beechoak

After eating these cookies, all others just taste stupid.

kringo
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kringo

Finally – a product that the Talking Heads can categorically hate.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I am desperate to try the Hard Cookies. They make more senses to me.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The cookies were recalled later as it was discovered that it was contaminated by some senseless employees during the manufacturing process.

beechoak
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beechoak

This just doesn’t make sense…

ELVES making cookies in a hollow tree!… now THAT makes sense!

Grifter
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Grifter

That totally makes sense!

Classic Steve
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Sounds like a response to the Chewbacca Defense.

Yogesh Damle
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Also try our nonsense flavour!

Xila
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Xila

This is a very sensible argument. But then again, who doesn’t like cookies?

Niagara Powered
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Niagara Powered

Makes NO sense: Expensive elf bakers.
Makes sense: kids who work after school.
“Because kids know cookies”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Baked in a hollow tree…. by Vulkans.

Duck
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Duck

The only cookies on the planet made using ISO 9000 certified processes in a facility with a CMMi rating of 5 🙂

Leif
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Makes so much sense, politicians won’t even try them!

Ram
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Ram

yes i tried it.. still doesnt make sense

TJ
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TJ

Who knew corregated steel could taste so good?

TJ
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TJ

This company researches tasty new tastes every day.

DieselDragon
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The only thing that makes sense to me is that these are on sale in my local 7-11, and they’re priced at $7.50 a bag… 😮

E. Coli
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E. Coli

let’s consider sense over nonsense.
hang on! are we talking gastronomy or astronomy?

DieselDragon
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Inspired by a popular Amish recipe. 🙂

DieselDragon
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Thanks to the recent global recession, Harvard University realised that every department had to become as productive and profitable as possible. This is what the kitchens came up with. 🙂

E. Coli
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E. Coli

hi Duck!
ISO9000-2000?
CMMI level 5 – optimized
so everyone in the company makes sense and sensibility

DieselDragon
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Best of all, Engrish.com are offering free sample cookies too! I got given one straight away as soon as I came to this website! 😀

(For those who don’t know web bvrowsers well, take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_(browser) – Enlightenment occurs! 🙂 )

DieselDragon
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[Grrr…*Error* once again occurs, and the function of edit is still not support! 🙁 ]

Link above broken, please try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie insted. 🙂

BennyB
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BennyB

Soft cookies… the snack of the sensible capitalist.

bigcaddy
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bigcaddy

is it common sense? cause im allergic to that.

Bob*
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Bob*

but I though that cookies didn’t had a point

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Made in Tokyo’s finest Psychiatric hospital. That makes sense.

Emma
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Sensible taste for joyous cookie living. now try!

Keitasama
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Keitasama

Ah! Sensible cookies to go with my sensible shoes.

ngyonghan
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ngyonghan

No wonder Japan has the best process control systems in the whole universe – apart from their usage of Fuzzy Logic, they have processes which also make sense! 😀

Rayquaza
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Rayquaza

I think we’ve just found out where George W. is employed now…

Slider
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Slider

Please enjoy sensibly

special
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special

screw sense, eat my nonsese if you know what i mean

Sandor
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Sandor

How is this fractured English? It makes perfect sense. Just like the cookies. I just had a 30 minute conversation with one of the cookies, and everything it said, made perfect sense.

not me
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not me

these cookies taste illlogical…

Lynda
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Lynda

I’m still learning to read Japanese, but I think the Japanese says “re-e-zu-n-so-fu-to-ku-tsu-ki-i,” which sounds a lot like “raisin soft cookie.” Am I right?

phuong
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phuong

In Asia they love anything manufactured in a factory cos that indicate quality or something. Hand made is for the poor.

Gerson
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Gerson

AND YET IT STILL DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!! 🙁

Patrick
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Patrick

I gotta by those cause their factory made!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! This chicken tastes like nonsense!

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